2 days ago
Don’t Put Your Faith in Women
I was grinding as a courier, hustling to save up for a laptop, dreaming of breaking free into freelancing. Every delivery was hell—traffic jams, sweat dripping down my back, pure torture. Meanwhile, she was busy “finding herself” or whatever nonsense she claimed.
One day, I drag myself home, and she’s gone. Vanished. I text her: Where the hell are you?
Her reply hits like a punch: “I’m in Sochi with Sasha. He says you don’t appreciate me.”
Sasha? Yeah, that’s the smug barista she “accidentally” gave her number to a month ago.
Back then, she fed me some bullshit: “I just forgot my bag at the coffee shop, don’t overthink it.”
#betrayal #heartbreak #trustissues #drama
I was grinding as a courier, hustling to save up for a laptop, dreaming of breaking free into freelancing. Every delivery was hell—traffic jams, sweat dripping down my back, pure torture. Meanwhile, she was busy “finding herself” or whatever nonsense she claimed.
One day, I drag myself home, and she’s gone. Vanished. I text her: Where the hell are you?
Her reply hits like a punch: “I’m in Sochi with Sasha. He says you don’t appreciate me.”
Sasha? Yeah, that’s the smug barista she “accidentally” gave her number to a month ago.
Back then, she fed me some bullshit: “I just forgot my bag at the coffee shop, don’t overthink it.”
#betrayal #heartbreak #trustissues #drama
3 days ago
Are Betrayers Lurking Everywhere?
Lately, I’ve been stumbling into some seriously messed-up bullshit. I meet a guy, we vibe, he starts sweet-talking about how much he’s into me, invites me out, and basically glues himself to my side every damn chance he gets. You know, full-on courting mode. Then, BAM! Out of nowhere, I find out he’s got a girlfriend on the side. And get this—not even always from him spilling the beans. Why the hell are there so many shady two-timing bastards out there?
#cheaters #drama #betrayal #wtf
Lately, I’ve been stumbling into some seriously messed-up bullshit. I meet a guy, we vibe, he starts sweet-talking about how much he’s into me, invites me out, and basically glues himself to my side every damn chance he gets. You know, full-on courting mode. Then, BAM! Out of nowhere, I find out he’s got a girlfriend on the side. And get this—not even always from him spilling the beans. Why the hell are there so many shady two-timing bastards out there?
#cheaters #drama #betrayal #wtf
4 days ago
**Lady’s Man**
My little bro, the ultimate wannabe stud, would beg me every night to claw up his back like some wildcat in heat, just so he could strut into school bragging about his “steamy night.” Paid me cold hard cash for the favor, too. I’d even throw in some hickeys at double the rate, letting him parade around like a teenage Casanova. The real kicker? This kid’s just in 7th grade, and I’m sitting here wondering who the hell even bought his bullshit. Word somehow got to the teachers, and boom, straight to our parents. Now, he’s locked down under house arrest, pleading with me to spill the beans to Mom and Dad about the scam. But nah, I’m keeping my lips sealed, watching this drama unfold with a smirk.
#teenDrama #fakeItTillYouMakeIt #familyChaos #siblingSecrets
My little bro, the ultimate wannabe stud, would beg me every night to claw up his back like some wildcat in heat, just so he could strut into school bragging about his “steamy night.” Paid me cold hard cash for the favor, too. I’d even throw in some hickeys at double the rate, letting him parade around like a teenage Casanova. The real kicker? This kid’s just in 7th grade, and I’m sitting here wondering who the hell even bought his bullshit. Word somehow got to the teachers, and boom, straight to our parents. Now, he’s locked down under house arrest, pleading with me to spill the beans to Mom and Dad about the scam. But nah, I’m keeping my lips sealed, watching this drama unfold with a smirk.
#teenDrama #fakeItTillYouMakeIt #familyChaos #siblingSecrets
19 days ago
Yeah, I’m a total scumbag, and what the hell are you gonna do about it?
Yo, shame on me, I know.
I did my time in the army, stuck in the middle of nowhere, in the godforsaken town of Ulan-Ude, surrounded by nothing but trees.
And damn, I got thirsty for some female touch, some sweet affection, a wild roll in the hay.
So, I hunted down this fiery hot Buryat chick. We chatted, she’d swing by my base, bringing mouthwatering grub, and then we’d sneak off into the woods for some raw, dirty action.
I fed her all the bullshit—swore we had a love that’d last till the grave, promised I’d come back after my service to build a life with her.
She bought every word, kept waiting, kept writing me.
But guess what? A month after I got out, I ghosted her ass, blocked her everywhere. Yeah, I’m that kind of asshole.
#scumbag #heartbreaker #army_life #no_regrets
Yo, shame on me, I know.
I did my time in the army, stuck in the middle of nowhere, in the godforsaken town of Ulan-Ude, surrounded by nothing but trees.
And damn, I got thirsty for some female touch, some sweet affection, a wild roll in the hay.
So, I hunted down this fiery hot Buryat chick. We chatted, she’d swing by my base, bringing mouthwatering grub, and then we’d sneak off into the woods for some raw, dirty action.
I fed her all the bullshit—swore we had a love that’d last till the grave, promised I’d come back after my service to build a life with her.
She bought every word, kept waiting, kept writing me.
But guess what? A month after I got out, I ghosted her ass, blocked her everywhere. Yeah, I’m that kind of asshole.
#scumbag #heartbreaker #army_life #no_regrets
20 days ago
My ex-girl, now a distant memory, turned out to be a real street fighter.
When I found out, it started gnawing at me, eating away at my peace. I jokingly called her "knockout chick," but one day, she’d had enough of my bullshit. She rounded up her crew and they jumped me, leaving me bruised and battered 🤕. That was the final blow—after that beatdown, we were done for good.
#streetlife #breakupdrama #savagelove #exproblems
When I found out, it started gnawing at me, eating away at my peace. I jokingly called her "knockout chick," but one day, she’d had enough of my bullshit. She rounded up her crew and they jumped me, leaving me bruised and battered 🤕. That was the final blow—after that beatdown, we were done for good.
#streetlife #breakupdrama #savagelove #exproblems
20 days ago
Strip Show in the Locker Room
What a damn disgrace! My classmate decided to turn the locker room into his personal strip club, flaunting his junk and bare ass like some cheap exhibitionist. And instead of calling out this absolute bullshit, the others just cackled like hyenas and started flashing their own goods.
I’m fucking done with this nonsense...
#lockerroomdrama #wtf #shameless #cringe
What a damn disgrace! My classmate decided to turn the locker room into his personal strip club, flaunting his junk and bare ass like some cheap exhibitionist. And instead of calling out this absolute bullshit, the others just cackled like hyenas and started flashing their own goods.
I’m fucking done with this nonsense...
#lockerroomdrama #wtf #shameless #cringe
22 days ago
My buddy went wild and snagged himself a rubber snatch!
Listen up, I’ve got a mate who decided to spice up his life by ordering a fake pussy from that infamous purple website. So, he rolls up to the pickup point, and he’s sweating bullets, damn near shitting himself from the embarrassment. Guy’s 20, not a virgin, but definitely not a stud either. Anyway, at the pickup spot, the chick working there starts grilling him—how the hell did he end up buying silicone slits? One thing leads to another, and boom, he ends up banging this doll right there! You think I’m bullshitting? Hell no, that girl was a hefty one, tipping the scales at over a hundred kilos! 🤣
#wildstories #nsfw #unexpected #savage
Listen up, I’ve got a mate who decided to spice up his life by ordering a fake pussy from that infamous purple website. So, he rolls up to the pickup point, and he’s sweating bullets, damn near shitting himself from the embarrassment. Guy’s 20, not a virgin, but definitely not a stud either. Anyway, at the pickup spot, the chick working there starts grilling him—how the hell did he end up buying silicone slits? One thing leads to another, and boom, he ends up banging this doll right there! You think I’m bullshitting? Hell no, that girl was a hefty one, tipping the scales at over a hundred kilos! 🤣
#wildstories #nsfw #unexpected #savage
23 days ago
My chick had a "heart-to-heart" with her ex in a damn hotel room, if you catch my drift.
She bailed on me, claiming she "just needed to talk" with the bastard.
Turns out, this so-called "chat" stretched over two freakin’ days. In a hotel.
Then she had the audacity to swear they were just “watching shows” and “catching up,” haha, yeah right!
I told her to fuck off without a second thought.
#cheating #drama #bullshit #savage
She bailed on me, claiming she "just needed to talk" with the bastard.
Turns out, this so-called "chat" stretched over two freakin’ days. In a hotel.
Then she had the audacity to swear they were just “watching shows” and “catching up,” haha, yeah right!
I told her to fuck off without a second thought.
#cheating #drama #bullshit #savage
28 days ago
Bullshitter or spilling the real tea?
So, I’m on this damn plane, right, and I can’t help but overhear two slick dudes chatting, dripping with cash and confidence. One of ‘em, the player of the century, is juggling two hot chicks at once, can’t make up his mind which one to lock down. So, he throws out the wildest idea—invites them for a steamy FFM threesome. The deal? Whichever girl makes him bust the most gets to be his main squeeze. And guess what? Both chicks are game for it, and they have one hell of a sweaty, wild night. But plot twist—he dumps both their asses! His logic? If they’re cool with sharing his dick without a hint of jealousy, neither of them truly gives a fuck about him. So, he ditches them for a third babe who apparently gives mind-blowing deepthroat like it’s a damn art form. I was floored, couldn’t even process this madness till we landed.
#player #threesome #savage #wtf
So, I’m on this damn plane, right, and I can’t help but overhear two slick dudes chatting, dripping with cash and confidence. One of ‘em, the player of the century, is juggling two hot chicks at once, can’t make up his mind which one to lock down. So, he throws out the wildest idea—invites them for a steamy FFM threesome. The deal? Whichever girl makes him bust the most gets to be his main squeeze. And guess what? Both chicks are game for it, and they have one hell of a sweaty, wild night. But plot twist—he dumps both their asses! His logic? If they’re cool with sharing his dick without a hint of jealousy, neither of them truly gives a fuck about him. So, he ditches them for a third babe who apparently gives mind-blowing deepthroat like it’s a damn art form. I was floored, couldn’t even process this madness till we landed.
#player #threesome #savage #wtf
1 month ago
Holy shit, these damn fortune-tellers are a fucking disaster!
So, my girlfriend decided to consult some mystical bullshit artist, a so-called fortune-teller. And get this—according to this fraud, I apparently WANTED (though even she admits I didn’t do jack shit) to bang one of my girl’s friends! And for my girlfriend, that’s enough to start a goddamn war! This sparked a cascade of nasty fights, one after another, until we finally called it quits. What a load of absolute crap—digging for dirt where there’s none! Why the hell would anyone put their relationship through this kind of torture?
#drama #bullshit #relationships #wtf
So, my girlfriend decided to consult some mystical bullshit artist, a so-called fortune-teller. And get this—according to this fraud, I apparently WANTED (though even she admits I didn’t do jack shit) to bang one of my girl’s friends! And for my girlfriend, that’s enough to start a goddamn war! This sparked a cascade of nasty fights, one after another, until we finally called it quits. What a load of absolute crap—digging for dirt where there’s none! Why the hell would anyone put their relationship through this kind of torture?
#drama #bullshit #relationships #wtf
1 month ago
I was stuck in a hospital bed, fighting to keep our baby safe, while he was out there banging some cheap tramp.
Three damn years together, and at seven months pregnant, he fed me some bullshit about "visiting mom in the village for a couple of days." Two days later, I get slapped with a video of him with another chick, all lovey-dovey on a beach, grinning like idiots. Meanwhile, I’m hooked to an IV, heart pounding at 160, barely hanging on. A month later, he crawls back, begging to "forget it" and save our so-called future. I just stared at him and said, “What about the slut you screwed? She gonna forget too?” Then I told him to fuck off.
#betrayal #heartbreak #cheater #screwyou
Three damn years together, and at seven months pregnant, he fed me some bullshit about "visiting mom in the village for a couple of days." Two days later, I get slapped with a video of him with another chick, all lovey-dovey on a beach, grinning like idiots. Meanwhile, I’m hooked to an IV, heart pounding at 160, barely hanging on. A month later, he crawls back, begging to "forget it" and save our so-called future. I just stared at him and said, “What about the slut you screwed? She gonna forget too?” Then I told him to fuck off.
#betrayal #heartbreak #cheater #screwyou
1 month ago
Betrayed with a "Sister"
We were grinding hard, saving every damn penny for that mortgage down payment.
I had a meticulously tracked Excel sheet, while he dutifully wired cash to my account.
Then the bombshell dropped—he was secretly renting a flat for some other chick.
Fed her the bullshit line that he lived with his "sister who’s always jealous as hell."
I uncovered the filthy truth when she messaged me, legit thinking I was his actual sibling.
What a twisted, gut-punching betrayal!
#betrayal #cheating #drama #liar
We were grinding hard, saving every damn penny for that mortgage down payment.
I had a meticulously tracked Excel sheet, while he dutifully wired cash to my account.
Then the bombshell dropped—he was secretly renting a flat for some other chick.
Fed her the bullshit line that he lived with his "sister who’s always jealous as hell."
I uncovered the filthy truth when she messaged me, legit thinking I was his actual sibling.
What a twisted, gut-punching betrayal!
#betrayal #cheating #drama #liar
1 month ago
Caught Her with Another Dude
Man, we were together for 3 damn years. I was grinding my ass off, saving every penny, paying off the bloody mortgage. Meanwhile, she was off in la-la land, “finding herself” with her artsy bullshit. Then one day, I come home early—bam! There’s some random fucker in OUR bed with her.
She had the audacity to say, “Babe, didn’t you promise to support me no matter what path I choose?”
Holy shit, what kind of twisted muses are these chicks chasing these days?
#betrayal #cheating #wtf #relationships
Man, we were together for 3 damn years. I was grinding my ass off, saving every penny, paying off the bloody mortgage. Meanwhile, she was off in la-la land, “finding herself” with her artsy bullshit. Then one day, I come home early—bam! There’s some random fucker in OUR bed with her.
She had the audacity to say, “Babe, didn’t you promise to support me no matter what path I choose?”
Holy shit, what kind of twisted muses are these chicks chasing these days?
#betrayal #cheating #wtf #relationships
1 month ago
It was the city’s big day, a wild celebration buzzing with energy. I got myself properly hammered, and damn, the urge hit hard—I needed to get laid. Spotted a chick, not a stunner by any stretch, more like a solid “meh,” but drunk me didn’t give a shit. We got to chatting; turns out she lives alone, got a kid in tow. Whatever. I fed her some sweet bullshit about building something real, promised the moon, just to seal the deal. Got her back to her place, and hell yeah, we fucked like there was no tomorrow. Come morning, I threw out a casual “see ya, I’ll call,” and bolted like a thief in the night. Never dialed her number, not once. Banged her and ghosted her ass without a second thought.
#casualfling #noregrets #oneanddone #savage
#casualfling #noregrets #oneanddone #savage
1 month ago
These chicks have completely lost their damn minds!
I’d been shacking up with this girl for a solid year and a half. Thought we had it good, you know, the whole cozy stability bullshit. Then she started pulling late nights after work, acting all sketchy. One day, I roll in, and there she is, preening in front of the mirror like some goddamn peacock. She turns to me, cool as a fuckin’ cucumber, and says:
- Hey, do me a favor and step out for a sec. I don’t need you gawking while I get dolled up for my hot date.
No excuses, no lies—just straight-up dropped that bombshell on me like it’s nothing...
#cheatingdrama #wtf #savage #heartbreak
I’d been shacking up with this girl for a solid year and a half. Thought we had it good, you know, the whole cozy stability bullshit. Then she started pulling late nights after work, acting all sketchy. One day, I roll in, and there she is, preening in front of the mirror like some goddamn peacock. She turns to me, cool as a fuckin’ cucumber, and says:
- Hey, do me a favor and step out for a sec. I don’t need you gawking while I get dolled up for my hot date.
No excuses, no lies—just straight-up dropped that bombshell on me like it’s nothing...
#cheatingdrama #wtf #savage #heartbreak
1 month ago
Buddy the Cuck, DNA Drama, and the Cheating Skank
I’ve got this pal, right? While he was off grindin’ in the army, his so-called “faithful” chick was bangin’ half the town. Dudes were straight-up sendin’ him pics of her messin’ around, the whole damn circus. Then he gets discharged, comes home, and she’s all like, “Oh baby, I waited for you,” with the fake-ass lovey-dovey bullshit. He buys it, of course, struttin’ around all happy and clueless.
Fast forward, seven months after his return, boom—she pops out a kid.
Now people are yellin’ at him, “YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER!” ‘Cause, like, they hadn’t even seen each other while he was stationed halfway across the damn country, let alone smashed.
She pulls the oldest trick in the book: “Oh, it’s premature, boo-hoo.” Sure, that happens… sometimes.
But hold up—why the hell is this kid GINGER? My boy’s got jet-black hair, and this chick’s a brunette. What’s the deal?
She spins some wild yarn about havin’ Scottish blood in the family. Like, bitch, are you for real?
His mom ain’t havin’ it. She drags this tramp to get a DNA test, shells out a fat stack of cash, and—surprise, surprise—the kid ain’t his.
And this fool? He’s like, “Nah, tests lie, shit happens. I love her, this is my kid, and hell, let’s have another!”
Man, can we just crown this guy the goddamn King of Cucks in Loserland already?!
#cheatingdrama #dnafail #cucklife #wtfmoment
I’ve got this pal, right? While he was off grindin’ in the army, his so-called “faithful” chick was bangin’ half the town. Dudes were straight-up sendin’ him pics of her messin’ around, the whole damn circus. Then he gets discharged, comes home, and she’s all like, “Oh baby, I waited for you,” with the fake-ass lovey-dovey bullshit. He buys it, of course, struttin’ around all happy and clueless.
Fast forward, seven months after his return, boom—she pops out a kid.
Now people are yellin’ at him, “YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER!” ‘Cause, like, they hadn’t even seen each other while he was stationed halfway across the damn country, let alone smashed.
She pulls the oldest trick in the book: “Oh, it’s premature, boo-hoo.” Sure, that happens… sometimes.
But hold up—why the hell is this kid GINGER? My boy’s got jet-black hair, and this chick’s a brunette. What’s the deal?
She spins some wild yarn about havin’ Scottish blood in the family. Like, bitch, are you for real?
His mom ain’t havin’ it. She drags this tramp to get a DNA test, shells out a fat stack of cash, and—surprise, surprise—the kid ain’t his.
And this fool? He’s like, “Nah, tests lie, shit happens. I love her, this is my kid, and hell, let’s have another!”
Man, can we just crown this guy the goddamn King of Cucks in Loserland already?!
#cheatingdrama #dnafail #cucklife #wtfmoment
1 month ago
My Man Won’t Let Me Go Down on Him
Goddamn, I’m obsessed with giving head! It drives me wild, gets me soaking wet like a damn monsoon, and all I want after is to be pounded hard. But my guy? He flat-out refuses to let me suck him off! Keeps yapping nonsense like, “Why bother? That’s just for cheap whores.” At first, I thought he was screwing with me, but nope, he’s dead serious. So here I am, four freaking months without tasting him, and I’m beyond fed up with this bullshit. We still bang, he’ll even go down on me, but he won’t let me return the favor. What the hell kind of relationship is this?!
#frustrated #sexlife #oralobsession #wtf
Goddamn, I’m obsessed with giving head! It drives me wild, gets me soaking wet like a damn monsoon, and all I want after is to be pounded hard. But my guy? He flat-out refuses to let me suck him off! Keeps yapping nonsense like, “Why bother? That’s just for cheap whores.” At first, I thought he was screwing with me, but nope, he’s dead serious. So here I am, four freaking months without tasting him, and I’m beyond fed up with this bullshit. We still bang, he’ll even go down on me, but he won’t let me return the favor. What the hell kind of relationship is this?!
#frustrated #sexlife #oralobsession #wtf
1 month ago
Those lowlife scumbags from the left bank have completely lost their minds!
My husband started coming home late from work. Claims it’s all about deadlines, chaos, the usual bullshit excuses. I trusted him—hell, life happens, right? But then I stroll into the store, and there he is, tangled up with some chick, barely legal, at least a decade younger. They’re sucking face right by the wine shelf.
Meanwhile, I’ve got his damn kid in the stroller, just 8 months old.
He had the audacity to say, “You’ve got it all wrong.”
Oh, I got it, alright.
Now, every damn evening, he’s blowing up my phone, begging for forgiveness.
But there was a time I loved him just as fiercely.
#betrayal #cheating #heartbreak #drama
My husband started coming home late from work. Claims it’s all about deadlines, chaos, the usual bullshit excuses. I trusted him—hell, life happens, right? But then I stroll into the store, and there he is, tangled up with some chick, barely legal, at least a decade younger. They’re sucking face right by the wine shelf.
Meanwhile, I’ve got his damn kid in the stroller, just 8 months old.
He had the audacity to say, “You’ve got it all wrong.”
Oh, I got it, alright.
Now, every damn evening, he’s blowing up my phone, begging for forgiveness.
But there was a time I loved him just as fiercely.
#betrayal #cheating #heartbreak #drama
1 month ago
**On the Army and the Left Bank Drama**
I got dragged into the army last year, shipped off in June,
My girl swore she’d wait, but ditched me a damn month before I got out.
When I rolled back, my bro spilled the ugly truth—
She cheated on New Year’s in some sweaty club, with some random asshole.
I asked why he didn’t tell me sooner; he said he thought I’d off myself over it.
Meanwhile, my so-called “faithful” swore up and down she didn’t even step foot in clubs.
Bottom line, dudes—if you’re heading to the army, dump your chick before you go.
Save yourself the heartbreak and the bullshit.
#ArmyStruggles #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #trustissues
I got dragged into the army last year, shipped off in June,
My girl swore she’d wait, but ditched me a damn month before I got out.
When I rolled back, my bro spilled the ugly truth—
She cheated on New Year’s in some sweaty club, with some random asshole.
I asked why he didn’t tell me sooner; he said he thought I’d off myself over it.
Meanwhile, my so-called “faithful” swore up and down she didn’t even step foot in clubs.
Bottom line, dudes—if you’re heading to the army, dump your chick before you go.
Save yourself the heartbreak and the bullshit.
#ArmyStruggles #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #trustissues
2 months ago
Rewritten Russian text translated to English:
A week back, I had a wild, fleeting fling with a hot MILF, probably around 30-32. We crossed paths in a sweaty club, knocked back a few cocktails, tore up the dance floor, and before I knew it, she was going down on me right in my car. Numbers exchanged, we planned to link up again in a couple of days. I dial her up, and she’s all casual, asking me to scoop her from work. Turns out, she’s on the force—yeah, a cop, as I later discovered. I roll up hyped for some action, park across from a bank, and notice a damn police station to the left. Didn’t think much of it until she struts out in full uniform, hops in my ride, and says, “Let’s head to my place.” We’re cruising, chatting about random bullshit, and I’m thinking, holy fuck, I’ve hit the jackpot—got myself some cop connections, even if it’s just a sergeant. Who gives a shit, right?
We pull up to her crib, sit there in awkward silence—one minute, two, three. I’m like, fuck this cop-spawning nonsense, so I blurt out, “Wanna invite me in for some… tea?” She lets out a heavy sigh, drops her head, and hits me with, “We need to stop this. I’m pregnant—by someone else. This was all a mistake.” Then boom, she swings the door open, steps out, and just walks off. Left me sitting there, dumbfounded, with a boner and no closure—call me “Andy with a hard pastry,” I guess.
Last night, at 2 a.m., she texts me outta nowhere: “Can we meet? Need to talk.” On one hand, she’s a damn fine MILF, sucks like a pro, and those police ties could come in handy. On the other, if I keep banging her, next thing I know, she’ll be begging me to play daddy to her little gremlin. What the hell do I do, folks?
🌭 - Keep smashing, but dodge the kid-raising drama
👍 - Tell her to fuck off
😐 - Take her and the kid, pros might outweigh the cons
#milfdrama #copconnection #unexpectedtwist #whatdoido
A week back, I had a wild, fleeting fling with a hot MILF, probably around 30-32. We crossed paths in a sweaty club, knocked back a few cocktails, tore up the dance floor, and before I knew it, she was going down on me right in my car. Numbers exchanged, we planned to link up again in a couple of days. I dial her up, and she’s all casual, asking me to scoop her from work. Turns out, she’s on the force—yeah, a cop, as I later discovered. I roll up hyped for some action, park across from a bank, and notice a damn police station to the left. Didn’t think much of it until she struts out in full uniform, hops in my ride, and says, “Let’s head to my place.” We’re cruising, chatting about random bullshit, and I’m thinking, holy fuck, I’ve hit the jackpot—got myself some cop connections, even if it’s just a sergeant. Who gives a shit, right?
We pull up to her crib, sit there in awkward silence—one minute, two, three. I’m like, fuck this cop-spawning nonsense, so I blurt out, “Wanna invite me in for some… tea?” She lets out a heavy sigh, drops her head, and hits me with, “We need to stop this. I’m pregnant—by someone else. This was all a mistake.” Then boom, she swings the door open, steps out, and just walks off. Left me sitting there, dumbfounded, with a boner and no closure—call me “Andy with a hard pastry,” I guess.
Last night, at 2 a.m., she texts me outta nowhere: “Can we meet? Need to talk.” On one hand, she’s a damn fine MILF, sucks like a pro, and those police ties could come in handy. On the other, if I keep banging her, next thing I know, she’ll be begging me to play daddy to her little gremlin. What the hell do I do, folks?
🌭 - Keep smashing, but dodge the kid-raising drama
👍 - Tell her to fuck off
😐 - Take her and the kid, pros might outweigh the cons
#milfdrama #copconnection #unexpectedtwist #whatdoido
3 months ago
So, this chick is all hyped up about getting matching tattoos, you know, some cheesy “symbol of our eternal love” bullshit.
We’ve barely been shacking up for 2 months, and she’s already dreaming of ink.
Her boyfriend’s tossing out the idea of slapping “Together” on their wrists like it’s no big deal, while I’m over here freaking the fuck out.
And get this—she’s already got enough tattoos to cover a damn billboard!
Then he’s got the audacity to say, “Hey, it’s not forever. Worst case, we laser that shit off.”
What kind of half-assed, wishy-washy attitude is that toward something supposed to be “timeless”?
Should I even say yes to this madness?
😐 - Sure, why not
👍 - Fuck no, hard pass
#TattooRegret #LoveAndInk #baddecisions #relationshipdrama
We’ve barely been shacking up for 2 months, and she’s already dreaming of ink.
Her boyfriend’s tossing out the idea of slapping “Together” on their wrists like it’s no big deal, while I’m over here freaking the fuck out.
And get this—she’s already got enough tattoos to cover a damn billboard!
Then he’s got the audacity to say, “Hey, it’s not forever. Worst case, we laser that shit off.”
What kind of half-assed, wishy-washy attitude is that toward something supposed to be “timeless”?
Should I even say yes to this madness?
😐 - Sure, why not
👍 - Fuck no, hard pass
#TattooRegret #LoveAndInk #baddecisions #relationshipdrama
3 months ago
P24. I've been shacking up with my chick for a year now. Things are solid, but she’s dead-set against tying the knot. She’s all like, “I’m good without that official bullshit.” Meanwhile, I’m over here dreaming of the whole package—wife, kids, white picket fence, the classic deal. She’s not pushing me, but I can’t shake the feeling we’re on totally different fucking paths. I’m hanging in there, but for how long? No damn clue. What’s your take, peeps?
😐-She’s fuckin’ weird, dump her ass and find someone normal
🤣-Dude, you’re a moron, enjoy the ride while you’re still young and free
#relationshipdrama #marriageissues #loveandconflict #lifechoices
😐-She’s fuckin’ weird, dump her ass and find someone normal
🤣-Dude, you’re a moron, enjoy the ride while you’re still young and free
#relationshipdrama #marriageissues #loveandconflict #lifechoices
3 months ago
So, I was vibin’ with this chick for a couple of weeks, right? Then, bam! Today I find out she was straight-up making out with some dude at a random birthday bash. We met up later that day to hash out this absolute bullshit. I was ready to let it slide, ya know, give her a second chance if she’d just cut off all dudes and quit the booze. But nah, she told me to fuck off and we’re done. What a wild ride! 😳
#drama #heartbreak #cheating #wtf
#drama #heartbreak #cheating #wtf
3 months ago
Is it worth throwing punches over a chick? I’m straight-up thinking it’s absolute bullshit, but my girl’s got a different take. She’s like, “What if my ex rolls up outta nowhere and starts talking shit to you? What you gonna do then?” I’m just like, “Yo, y’all sort your own damn drama. What’s he gonna ‘come at me’ for? For what reason?” Long story short, she hit me with the “You’re weak as a man” line. Lmao, for real?
😐 - She’s got a point, I guess.
👍 - Dump her ass, no cap.
#relationshipdrama #manup #toxicvibes #wtf
😐 - She’s got a point, I guess.
👍 - Dump her ass, no cap.
#relationshipdrama #manup #toxicvibes #wtf
3 months ago
Here we go again, diving headfirst into disgrace! Another wild tale about that infamous skank Natasha from Volgograd, who’s screwing around while her poor boyfriend’s off serving in the army. This time, the shameless tramp was caught giving head in a mall bathroom just to snag some cheap dress. Damn, Temych, ditch this trash already! You’re strutting around like a clueless stag with antlers, thinking your whore is loyal, but screw that delusional bullshit! 🤣
#drama #cheater #scandal #wtf
#drama #cheater #scandal #wtf
3 months ago
I’ve got this junkie neighbor, just 25, and man, he’s a walking disaster. At night, he’s brewing some foul-smelling crap, stinking up the whole damn building, screaming absolute nonsense, and sometimes sprinting through the hallways buck naked. He even started a fire once, nearly torched the place down—total psycho. And get this, he tried hitting on me, but when I shut him down, he flipped, threatening to ambush me in the stairwell and slice me up. What the hell do I do? We’ve called the cops a million times, but now they roll up half-assed, like they’re done with his bullshit.
😐-Screw it, he’s just a junkie, whatever
👍-File a hardcore complaint, like rape or assault, to make sure they lock his ass up for good
#neighborfromhell #junkieproblems #psycho #dangerous
😐-Screw it, he’s just a junkie, whatever
👍-File a hardcore complaint, like rape or assault, to make sure they lock his ass up for good
#neighborfromhell #junkieproblems #psycho #dangerous
3 months ago
Just a week ago, I had a wild encounter—a stunning chick came onto me hard!
She’s a total knockout: gorgeous face, killer body, blonde locks, and not a complete airhead either.
Basically, a damn fine catch. She straight-up propositioned me for no-strings-attached sex, no bullshit like flowers, movies, or dates—just raw action at her place.
But here’s the kicker: turns out she’s my buddy’s girl, been with his best mate for 2.5 years, and they’ve got a wedding on the horizon.
I’ve got a strict code—don’t mess with taken women.
🌭- Spill the beans to my friend, wedding’s off, and I’ll hit it.
😐- Break my own damn rule.
👍- Screw this skank, ditch her ass.
#drama #cheating #temptation #moraldilemma
She’s a total knockout: gorgeous face, killer body, blonde locks, and not a complete airhead either.
Basically, a damn fine catch. She straight-up propositioned me for no-strings-attached sex, no bullshit like flowers, movies, or dates—just raw action at her place.
But here’s the kicker: turns out she’s my buddy’s girl, been with his best mate for 2.5 years, and they’ve got a wedding on the horizon.
I’ve got a strict code—don’t mess with taken women.
🌭- Spill the beans to my friend, wedding’s off, and I’ll hit it.
😐- Break my own damn rule.
👍- Screw this skank, ditch her ass.
#drama #cheating #temptation #moraldilemma
3 months ago
Been shacking up with my girl for two damn years now. She’s always sworn up and down that she despises her ex, wouldn’t even spit on him if he were on fire. So, imagine my shock when I roll in from a grueling day at work, only to find them cozy as hell at our kitchen table, sipping tea and giggling like old pals. Her excuse? “Oh, we’re just friends.”
Yeah, right. Just friends, my ass.
👍 – Kick both their sorry asses to the curb
😐 – Swallow the bullshit and move on
#betrayal #drama #relationships #wtf
Yeah, right. Just friends, my ass.
👍 – Kick both their sorry asses to the curb
😐 – Swallow the bullshit and move on
#betrayal #drama #relationships #wtf
3 months ago
Got a gig as a designer at some shady-ass company. I’m grinding away, crafting logos and banners, thinking everything’s cool. Then, boom, I find out my sleazy boss is flipping my work to freelancers on the side for a fortune while tossing me mere crumbs. Get this—I’m making stuff for 2k, and this asshole is charging clients 15k without even blinking. When I confronted him about this bullshit, he had the nerve to spew crap about how I’m “still learning.”
😐 - Suck it up, kid, and build your resume
👍 - Tell him to fuck off, post your work on freelance platforms, and take a dump on his desk for good measure
#shadybusiness #exploitation #fucktheboss #freelancehustle
😐 - Suck it up, kid, and build your resume
👍 - Tell him to fuck off, post your work on freelance platforms, and take a dump on his desk for good measure
#shadybusiness #exploitation #fucktheboss #freelancehustle
3 months ago
My buddy borrowed 15 grand, swearing he’d pay me back “by Friday.” A week drags by, then another. He’s not ghosting me entirely, still picks up the phone, but it’s always the same bullshit: “Just wait, man, I’ll get it soon.” Now I’m torn—should I put the screws to him, or keep the peace? Hell, I could easily snag a microloan in his name with just a snap of his passport.
👍 - Screw it, take the loan, this asshole ain’t paying shit back.
😢 - Cut him some slack, at least he hasn’t vanished.
#deadbeat #moneytrouble #loandrama #friendshipfail
👍 - Screw it, take the loan, this asshole ain’t paying shit back.
😢 - Cut him some slack, at least he hasn’t vanished.
#deadbeat #moneytrouble #loandrama #friendshipfail
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