Chaos and Debauchery in the Military Hospital

I’m a soldier, laid up in this damn hospital.
About four days ago, shit hit the fan in a way you wouldn’t believe.
It all kicked off when the boys decided to have a little “gathering.” At first, it was all smooth sailing: they snuck in a hooker past the guards, sweet-talked a couple of nurses into joining the fun, and things got wild.
But then, right in the middle of the action, some asshole inspector—an AU officer—barged in. He lost his mind seeing the scene, started screaming like a lunatic, and ended up getting his face smashed in. Naturally, he called in the military police.

Here’s the aftermath of the carnage: the nurses got canned, the prostitute was somehow tossed out of a third-floor window—miraculously, she’s alive, just scraped up; no one’s quite sure why she “flew,” probably because she was drunk off her ass.
In the end, eighteen people, battered and bruised to varying degrees, are now locked down on an isolated floor. Of those eighteen, nine are MPs who got their asses handed to them.
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