Just found out how damn quick sex can be.

I’d been losing my mind over this guy for freaking ages, obsessing over every inch of him. Finally, that magical, long-awaited moment arrived, and I’m practically feral with lust, bending over for him, begging for it. He slides in, thrusts a couple of pathetic times, and boom—he’s done, spilling all over the sheets. I’m so stunned, I can’t even spit out a word. Alright, I think, maybe he’s just nervous, shit happens. But nope, he’s not even up for a second round. We hook up again later, and it’s the same damn story. Barely gets inside me and he’s already finished. What the hell? And get this—the whole time I was pining for him, he was in a long-ass relationship. Makes me wonder what the fuck his girlfriend was doing with him all that time.
#quickie #disappointment #sexfail #wtf

Rubric: "Wild-ass Childhood Tales"

Back in the day, I had a dad—a total boozehound who accidentally knocked up my MOM’S SISTER and ended up tying the knot with her. This sorry excuse for a man didn’t stop there; he straight-up jacked stuff and cash from my own mother like it was his damn job. Fast forward to when I was just 6 years old, this dude climbs up on the roof for a quickie with my aunt, only to spectacularly eat shit and fall off. Honestly, I’m stoked about it, and now my mom’s cashing in 11k for losing her so-called "provider." Pretty fucking sweet, right?
#childhoodchaos #familydrama #wtfmoment #savage

iPhone for a Quickie

Lived with my chick for two damn years. Rented a shitty little one-room dump, scraping every penny for a down payment on something better.
Lately, she’s been “stuck at work” way too often, pulling late nights like I’m some clueless idiot. Then, boom, I catch her ass in a café, cozying up with some sleazy bastard, his hand creeping on her thigh like he owns her.
She fed me some crap about him being an “old friend” helping with her so-called “business.” Yeah, right.
Next day, she’s flaunting a shiny new iPhone on her socials, probably bought with more than just a handshake.
And guess what? My number’s blocked. I’m ghosted. Done dirty.
#betrayal #cheating #savage #heartbreak

D23. I've been hooking up with this guy for about two months now, and we finally started banging, but holy shit, he’s done in like 10 minutes flat. With my ex, it was a solid hour of pure, mind-blowing ecstasy. Recently, I bumped into my ex, and well, one thing led to another—sparks flew, clothes dropped, and we fucked like old times. I wouldn’t say I cheated on my current guy, but let’s be real, I’m not settling for a pathetic 10-minute quickie either. So yeah, I’m back to screwing my ex exclusively, and damn, it feels good!
#hotmess #exlover #nocontrol #steamy