**Tattoo Tribute to an Ex**

I met this jaw-dropping chick—stunning looks, fiery attitude, killer curves, and a rack that could stop traffic. Things were heating up fast, clothes coming off, and I’m thinking I’ve hit the jackpot. Then, bam, right under her boob, I spot a tattoo screaming “MISHA” in bold ink. I’m like, “Who the hell is that?” She casually drops, “Oh, my first love. Still the best I ever had, even if we’re not together anymore.”

I’m fucking floored but keep my cool… until I lift the other breast. Holy shit, there’s a full-on portrait of this Misha dude staring back at me! I damn near lost it, kicked her ass outta bed, and laid down the law: “Don’t even think about texting me till that ink’s gone.”
#exdrama #TattooRegret #wtf #redflag