Scratching with Killer Claws

D23. So, I'm chilling with my bestie and my mom, sipping tea like some fancy-ass ladies. Both me and my girl got these long, fake nails—sharp enough to cut glass. Mom, after staring at them for a hot minute, just blurts out, “How the hell do you wipe your ass with those talons? And, uh, how do you even jerk off?” I nearly spit out my tea. Then my friend, with zero shame, smirks and goes, “Aunt Olga, let me tell ya, these claws make it feel fucking amazing when you’re getting yourself off!”

Holy shit, I’m dying.

But here’s the kicker—now Mom’s obsessed. She’s legit planning to get herself a set of these bad boys just to test the theory!
#naughty #shocking #nails #wtf

Shame on me, a left-bank fool...

I fought tooth and nail to win over my girl, pouring my heart into every damn move. But then, wasted out of my mind on some wild shit, I got a random message from some chick saying, "Wanna screw?" My dumbass, thinking I’m slick, shot back with, "Hell yeah, let’s roll." Next thing I know, she snitched, spilling every dirty detail to my girlfriend. Woke up the next morning, head pounding, realizing I fucked up royally—now I’m single as hell. Watch your step, brothers, don’t pull this kind of stupid-ass stunt, or you’ll end up with jack shit, just like me. 😢
#fuckup #heartbreak #dumbass #regret

A Classic Fuck-Up

Yo, shame’s knocking at my door, first time spilling some raw shit like this. So, I’ve got this ex, right? We used to smash on and off even after we called it quits. Now, she’s got herself a new dude, but guess what? She still hits me up for a wild ride ‘cause her man’s apparently a total snooze in bed. Says it’s “meh” with him. Part of me feels like a damn traitor, conscience gnawing at my ass, but fuck it— I’m still itching to give her the dicking she’s begging for.
#toxicrelationships #exdrama #cheatingvibes #noshamenogame

Double-Crossing River Rat

Man, my boss is this smokin’ hot MILF, straight-up irresistible! She was prancing around me, bending over in stockings, then rocking a skirt with no panties underneath. I couldn’t hold back—ended up banging her right there! Thing is, I’ve got a girlfriend. But damn, this MILF? She blew my mind, got me hooked. And get this—her husband works at the same damn company as the maintenance guy! So, I’m deep in the action, pounding away, and her phone rings. It’s him. She picks up, cool as hell, chatting with her man while I’m still going at it. I felt like absolute trash, but this woman is pure fire! Yeah, I’m a filthy double-crossing river rat, and I’m drowning in shame. 😢
#hotmess #cheater #forbidden #wildride

The Cuckold Pimp of Shameville

There was this dude in our crew, man, and he’d straight-up let other guys bang his chick... like at parties, she’d be passed out drunk, and he’d be like, "Go for it, 2 grand and she’s yours for the ride, just don’t nut inside, yeah?" Well, guess what, she got knocked up anyway. And this guy, he’s all, "I don’t give a shit, I’m dumping this trash."
But the punchline? He fuckin’ married her in the end!
#cuckold #drama #wtf #savage

I Fucked My Best Friend, and It’s a Total Shitshow

Listen up, this is the most colossal fuck-up of my entire existence—hooking up with my best friend. I’m ashamed to even spit it out, but hell, I think I’ve fallen hard for the bastard. We’re both drowning in guilt over this clusterfuck, knowing damn well our friendship is the real treasure here. Plus, we’ve got families, settled lives, the whole damn package. So, we dragged ourselves to a shrink, desperate to untangle this mess of emotions and figure out how to claw our way out. After a few soul-baring sessions, it hit me like a freight train—I’m fucking in love with him. I want to be with him, to torch my marriage and run. When I spilled this bombshell, buzzing with wild hope, he just stared at me and dropped the hammer: this fling was nothing but a stupid slip-up for him. He’s hell-bent on saving his family, and to do that, we gotta cut all ties. So here I am, my feelings for my husband colder than a corpse, my heart shattered into a million jagged pieces. Back to therapy I go, fuck my life...
#heartbreak #cheating #fuckedup #emotionalwreck

They thought I was jacking off to my sister.

So, picture this: we’ve got one lousy computer in the house, shared by everyone, including my mom. The desktop wallpaper? My little sister, just 18, smiling innocently from the screen. Now, when the house is empty, I’m not above a quick tug, ya know? So there I am, going at it, lost in the moment, when—bam!—I hear the door creak open. I slam the browser shut, but it’s too late. Mom walks in, catches me mid-act, dick in hand, with my sister’s face grinning from the monitor. I stammered some half-assed explanation, think they bought it, maybe, but holy shit, the shame burns hotter than hell.
#awkward #familydrama #caughtredhanded #cringe

Not Invited to the Threesome

Every damn night at 1 a.m., my neighbors across the street are going at it like wild animals right on their windowsill. I sit there sipping my tea, getting off on the live porn show, stroking myself shamelessly. They’ve caught me staring, no doubt, but they don’t bother closing the curtains—and worse, they haven’t once invited me to join their filthy little party. Honestly, it stings a bit.
#voyeurism #threesome #nsfw #frustration

Yeah, I’m a total scumbag, and what the hell are you gonna do about it?

Yo, shame on me, I know.
I did my time in the army, stuck in the middle of nowhere, in the godforsaken town of Ulan-Ude, surrounded by nothing but trees.
And damn, I got thirsty for some female touch, some sweet affection, a wild roll in the hay.
So, I hunted down this fiery hot Buryat chick. We chatted, she’d swing by my base, bringing mouthwatering grub, and then we’d sneak off into the woods for some raw, dirty action.
I fed her all the bullshit—swore we had a love that’d last till the grave, promised I’d come back after my service to build a life with her.
She bought every word, kept waiting, kept writing me.
But guess what? A month after I got out, I ghosted her ass, blocked her everywhere. Yeah, I’m that kind of asshole.
#scumbag #heartbreaker #army_life #no_regrets

She Fantasized About a Twisted Tryst with Her Stepdad

My friend had this wild, messed-up dream of a stepdad who’d creep on her (she never had a real dad, and her mom wasn’t dating anyone). She’d binged way too much hardcore porn and craved that dark, taboo fantasy to come alive. Well, fate’s a sick bastard—her mom hooked up with some shady dude named Igor, who didn’t waste time getting his hands on my friend. Then, just as quick, he vanished to “you-know-where” (military shit).
How old is she? A damn shameful mystery.
But hell, she loved every twisted second of it.
#taboo #darkfantasy #wtf #edgy

Prokhor Chaliapin is living it up

Back when I was just 4, I was already sneaking peeks under my nanny’s skirt, a broad well into her 40s, no shame in my game!
Fast forward to now, I’m 22 and just banged a 59-year-old granny—hell yeah, she’s loaded and hooked me up with a shiny new G-Wagon!
#wildlife #sugarbaby #no shame #baller

Virgin Vixen Unleashed

She was 18, a university fresher, untouched and pure, yet burning with a wild curiosity. Crowds of admirers swarmed her, drooling for a chance, while her own desires screamed for release—terrified, yet aching to dive into the unknown. Then, mid-lecture, a feral switch flipped in her brain: FUCK IT, IT’S TIME! No boyfriend to claim the prize, so she shot a raw, shameless text to one of her hungry suitors: “Take my first.” That very night, she stormed his place, and the raw, electric thrill of her first ride blew her mind. Dawn broke, but her fire wasn’t quenched—she hopped straight to another admirer’s bed, devouring a second round of lust. A third was on her list, but exhaustion hit hard; she crashed asleep on a damn bus. Waking up, she was stunned by her own savage audacity. A month later, reality slapped her hard with her first abortion...
#wildchild #firsttime #reckless #unleashed

My Sister Snatched My Man

Holy hell, my little sister straight-up stole the guy I was vibing with! Things were just heating up between us—sweet nothings, mind-blowing sex, and those deep, late-night talks. Then she swooped in like a damn vulture, flirting hard and shamelessly. And guess what? He couldn’t resist her game. Now, the sickening truth is he’s bouncing between us—banging me one night, her the next. It’s fucking disgusting, and I hate myself for it. But the second he texts or calls, my brain turns to mush, and I’m right back in the messy cycle, unable to break free.
#drama #betrayal #toxiclove #sisterrivalry

The Creepy Old Pervert

So, I'm just chilling on the bus, minding my own damn business, jamming to some tunes through my headphones, when out of nowhere—BAM!—someone gropes my ass with zero shame! Now, I know this kind of crap happens to girls all the time, but here's the kicker: I’m a dude, alright? Sure, I’ve got long hair, but come on! Turns out, the culprit was some ancient, lecherous geezer. As he was shuffling off the bus, I couldn’t hold back—I gave that old creep a solid kick in the ass, and boom, he faceplanted right down the steps like a sack of potatoes.
#busdrama #creepalert #justice #wtf

Slammed a True Shame Queen in the Backdoor

Yo, brace yourselves, this tale is short but damn explosive.
I’d been sweet-talking this chick into anal for ages—she kept dodging, saying she’s scared shitless and needed to hit the john. Finally, I convinced her, like, “Don’t crap yourself over it, babe, I got this.”
She bent over, ass up, and I dove in. Things were heating up, rhythm pounding like a drum.
Then, right at the damn climax, she lets out a scream—I pull out, and in a split second, I’m hit with a freaking tsunami of diarrhea.
After that disaster? Hell no, I’m not touching that back entrance ever again. Fucking never.
#epicfail #wtf #disaster #shame

Screwed a Cop’s Wife

Hey there, shame crew! Been lurking on this humiliation forum for ages, and finally, I’ve got a wild tale to spill.
I’m 22. After a brutal breakup, I swore off relationships for a year and a half. Recently landed a new gig, and one drunk night, I ended up banging this chick. Turns out, she’s married—and her husband’s a damn cop. We went at it like animals, and afterward, I got all sappy, spilling my guts about loneliness and heartbreak. Now I’m kicking myself. Why the hell did I open up like that? Why did I even smash her in the first place? What a dumbass move!
#regret #drunkmistakes #riskybehavior #wtf

Slammed a True Shame Queen in the Backdoor

Yo, brace yourselves for a wild, messy tale that’s short but burns bright.
I spent ages sweet-talking this chick into anal—she kept dodging, whining about being scared and needing to hit the bathroom.
Finally, I broke through, like, “Chill, babe, I got this, no worries.”
She got on all fours, and I dove in. Things were heating up, pace going wild.
But right at the damn finish line, she lets out this feral scream—I pull out, and boom, a literal shitstorm erupts all over me.
After that disaster, I ain’t even glancing at that exit ever again. Hell no.
#nsfw #epicfail #wtf #messy

A True Tale of Shame from the Depths

So, me and my buddy decided to blaze up one fine evening at his crib. We wrapped up our business, and I figured I’d crash at his place for the night. He gave me a heads-up that his chick would roll in late from some birthday bash. Come morning, I stumble to the bathroom for a piss, my mate still knocked out cold. I swing open the door, and holy shit—there’s his girl, passed out, cuddling the damn toilet like it’s her lover, with a steaming pile of crap right next to her on the floor. What a fuckin’ disaster!
#epicfail #trashed #wtf #shitshow

Epic relationships look like this, straight outta some wild-ass movie:

I invited this chick for a booze-fest, her first time chugging vodka, and holy shit, we got completely trashed. Ended up getting matching ink, fucking tattoos, man!
She bailed home after only getting half a line of the design done, while I, being the badass I am, got the whole damn thing. Whatever, no biggie. I slammed a ton more shots, got absolutely wrecked, and we stumbled to her place. I felt like absolute garbage, like death was knocking. In her damn stairwell, she went down on me, no shame. Then we dragged ourselves to her crib. I was done for, hurled my guts out like 4 or 5 times at her place, then crashed hard.
Middle of the night, I wake up, she’s just sneaking back into bed. I nudge her awake, and boom, we’re going at it. By 8 AM, I’m out on the street, brain-fried, wondering what the hell to do next.
Fast forward, it’s been 3 months of this crazy ride together 😎
#wildtimes #trashed #tattoomistakes #relationshipgoals

Slip up once, and you can fuck right off!

I met this guy, and it was straight out of a damn rom-com: first dates dripping with charm, hands warm as hell, staring into each other’s souls. A month in, the bastard starts jetting off on “business trips.” He’s in St. Petersburg, I’m stuck here. Then I catch weird likes on his stories, and boom—a photo pops up. He’s at some café near his hotel, and in the glass reflection? A chick’s hand with a bracelet, identical to the one belonging to some flirty commenter. I hit him with, “Who the hell is this?” and he fires back, “You’re unhinged, get help.”
That night, I blocked his ass everywhere. A week later, he sends a bouquet with a pathetic note: “Sorry, I fucked up.”
What a shameful piece of shit.
#cheater #heartbreak #fuckery #betrayal

D23. Hey, shame on me, I need some raw advice. Should I keep the gifts and toys from my exes? I’ve piled up quite a stash from all my past flings, and I’m wondering if it’s totally lame to hold onto this sentimental crap.

👍 - Hell yeah, it’s cringe - toss that shit out or dump it at an orphanage!
🤣 - Keep it, who gives a damn!
#relationshipdrama #exmemories #cringeornot #letitgo

Back when I was a sneaky little gremlin, I swiped a pack of condoms from a store, thinking I was some master thief. Got home, and pure panic hit me like a freight train—what if they found this contraband on me? So, genius me decided to stash them in Dad’s bedside drawer, figuring I’d be in the clear. Big mistake. That night, all hell broke loose—Mom and Dad went full nuclear, screaming about divorce, shouting matches echoing through the house like a goddamn war zone. Fast forward, I’m 20 now, and I finally spilled the beans to Mom about my childhood heist. She’s been side-eyeing me ever since, probably wondering what other chaos I’ve got up my sleeve. I’m drowning in shame over here!
#childhoodchaos #familydrama #epicfail #shamefulsecrets

Alright, so check this out, I’m M.17, rolling with my crew—two of my bros and a couple of chicks we vibe with. Man, no clue what kinda wild hair got up our asses, but we figured, screw it, let’s dive into this sketchy-ass river (heads up: it’s basically a sewer dump). We stripped down to our skivvies, no shame in our game. I cannonballed in first, splashing like a damn fool, followed by one of my dudes. Then the two girls jumped in, while our last bro played cameraman, capturing the chaos.

Get this, there were these two old geezers, like 50-something, also swimming in this cesspool, and they straight-up asked our camera guy to film them. Meanwhile, one of our girls stubs her toe, bends over to check it out, and—bam—our bro with the camera swings it right to her ass, zooming in like a perv on a mission.

After we all crawled out of that nasty water, one of my soaked bros peels off his drenched undies, slaps on some shorts commando-style, and starts twirling his wet drawers over his head like he’s some damn cowboy with a lasso. Absolute madness, I’m dying! 🤣
#wtfmoment #riverdisaster #wildcrew #cringelaughs

Hey there, SHAME ALERT!
I’ve got a buddy who’s turning 22 in November,
And get this—he’s never even gotten laid!
What the hell should I do about it?
Hook him up with a pro for his birthday bash,
Or just get him some lame-ass gift instead?

😐 - Go for the boring gift
👍 - Bring in the pro!
#brocode #wildbirthday #nofilter #savage

P21. So here I am, grinding away at a sex club, surrounded by temptation, and I’m seriously considering hiring a hooker just to shed this damn virgin label. But man, I’m torn as hell about it. So, I’m tossing this dilemma to you, my shameless Pozor folks: should I just go for it and book a pro, or hold out for that one special someone who’s worth the wait?

🌭 - Screw waiting, dive in and get it over with!
👍 - Nah, hold off for the real deal; a quick fling won’t give you the thrill you’re after.
#sexclub #virginstruggles #toughchoices #lifequestions

**P22. On the topic of "a shamed dude always finds a way to wipe"**

Back in 6th grade, during a goddamn English class, my gut decided to wage war on me, and I felt the pressure hit like a freight train. I bolted to the school bathroom faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. After unloading the beast, I realized—shit, no toilet paper. Not a scrap in sight. Did I panic? Nah. I just shrugged, pulled up my pants, and strutted back to class like nothing happened, ready to butcher some foreign tongue.

Then, my desk neighbor wrinkles her nose and blurts out, “Why the hell does it stink like crap in here?” I shot her a straight face and lied through my teeth, “I didn’t even go to the bathroom, chill.” After class, I ditched the scene and escaped to blast some noobs in Counter-Strike 1.6. Screw grammar, I was hooked on fragging.

That escape bug bit me hard. From then on, instead of slogging through boring lessons, I’d dive into the world of CS:GO, mastering headshots over homework.

P.S. Back then, I hadn’t yet earned the title of “shamed dude”... but I was well on my way.
#schoolfails #bathroomdrama #gamingoverstudying #cringemoments

I was with this guy for a solid 2.5 years. Everything seemed fine on the surface—hell, he spoiled me with gifts, helped my mom out, and we’d escape to the countryside together for some peace. But then, boom, I stumbled into a damn nightmare. Logged into his laptop, opened VK, and there it was—steamy chats with my so-called bestie. Not just casual “hey” crap, but straight-up nude pics and dirty lines like, “Wish you’d sneak over while Olya’s out shopping.” My heart sank to my freaking toes. What the hell do I do now, folks?

😐 - Let it slide, but cut that snake of a friend out for good.
🌭 - Spill every juicy detail to his mom, let him drown in shame.
👍 - Screw them both, torch the past, and start fresh like a badass.
#betrayal #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #revenge

Hey, shameless crew, what’s good?
I’m dropping my first wild tale here, so buckle up!
Here’s the deal—I was 18, fresh off the boat in St. Petersburg, straight from my tiny nowhere town.
Back home, my parents kept me on a tight leash, no fun allowed, so when I hit the big city, I went full savage: boozing, partying, hitting every sweaty club in sight.
One night, I stumbled down one of Piter’s infamous sin streets—y’all know the vibe, though they shut that shithole down since.
I got absolutely hammered, trolling for someone to crash the night with.
Spotted a chick, made out hard, hands all over each other, and hell yeah, we rolled back to her place. She looked hot—or at least, my drunk ass thought so.
We get there, climb the stairs, step into her pad, and I’m already hyped for some raw action.
Then, from a smoke-drenched kitchen, a dude’s voice growls, “The fuck you ain’t alone?”
She fires back, “I’m getting even, asshole. You drag random sluts home from the club all the time.”
Somehow, this psycho calms down—what kind of fucked-up relationship even is this?
We crash into bed, and I’m like, “Fuck it, I’m out,” too wasted to bounce in the middle of the night.
Next thing I know, she’s taking turns blowing us both.
What the hell, right? I couldn’t even finish—shit was too weird, and I was way too smashed.
Then she starts pushing for a double-team with her damn husband, but I’m so done I fake a back injury, acting like I can’t even move.
Passed out like that.
Morning comes, and she keeps creeping into the room, checking if I’m awake, even trying to jerk me off, but I play dead harder than ever.
Finally, when she stops hovering, I bolt—throw on my clothes, sprint out the door, not a word said.
I was completely fucking floored.

Hit that like, and I’ve got more insane first-year college chaos to spill!
#wildnights #wtf #crazystories #piterparties

I’m stuck in this damn apartment block, and the neighbors upstairs are banging like wild animals every freaking night. Last night, for instance, they were going at it hardcore until 4 a.m., screwing with my sleep big time. Yo, shameless crew, hit me with some advice on how to deal with this crap:

👍 - Storm up there mid-action and tell ‘em to shut the hell up.
🤣 - Sneak up and take a dump right outside their door, no words needed.
#noisyneighbors #sleeplessnights #wtf #revenge

My boyfriend’s parents are absolutely wild for each other, banging like rabbits with zero shame about it. They’re so open that they even slip my guy condoms they’ve bought themselves whenever we run low. Honestly, I can’t stop fantasizing about them going at it—imagining the positions, the raw passion... it gets me insanely hot. Is this kinda twisted or what? 😔

👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession