Did he cheat with some ancient chick?..

Day 25. I’m sitting with my little girl, feeding her, when the doorbell screeches like a banshee. I open up, and there’s this broad standing there, looking like she just crawled out of a thrift store dumpster. She hits me with, “I’ve been banging your husband for half a year now. Had no clue he was playing house with a family.”
He’s swearing up and down it’s blackmail, that she’s batshit crazy... And I’m torn, man. Part of me buys her story, part of me’s like, “Nah, no way,” because she’s freaking 43, and she ain’t no hot cougar fantasy. Nah, she looks like the grumpy hag who slings cigarettes at the corner shop, for fuck’s sake!
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