**Lady’s Man**

My little bro, the ultimate wannabe stud, would beg me every night to claw up his back like some wildcat in heat, just so he could strut into school bragging about his “steamy night.” Paid me cold hard cash for the favor, too. I’d even throw in some hickeys at double the rate, letting him parade around like a teenage Casanova. The real kicker? This kid’s just in 7th grade, and I’m sitting here wondering who the hell even bought his bullshit. Word somehow got to the teachers, and boom, straight to our parents. Now, he’s locked down under house arrest, pleading with me to spill the beans to Mom and Dad about the scam. But nah, I’m keeping my lips sealed, watching this drama unfold with a smirk.
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