Size Does Matter, Fellas!

Listen up, lads—those of you stressing over 15 cm, take a damn breath and relax.
With a beast like mine clocking in at 20 cm, even hookers slam the door in my face, and finding a girlfriend? Ha, good luck with that!
I’m stuck forever at half-mast, if you catch my drift. 🥲
#sizeproblems #toobig #datingstruggles #nsfw