Married a Virgin, Or So I Thought

So, I tied the knot with a girl who swore she was pure as driven snow—100% untouched, and hell, there was even blood the first time we got down to business. Fast forward a month, and she’s dropping hints like, "Hey, wanna take the back door? I know you guys are into that." I’m game, but something’s off. She’s way too prepared for this rodeo—cleaned herself out with an enema, had lube on deck, and even special thick condoms just for anal. Turns out, my so-called "virgin" has been taking it up the rear for God knows how long! She just smirks and says, "Babe, the front was all for you."
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