Do you also sneak a peek at other dudes’ junk while taking a leak at the urinals?

So, I roll into a public restroom, gotta piss like a racehorse, and I park myself at a urinal. I’m mid-stream, minding my own business, when this guy—probably pushing 40—struts up to the urinal next to me. He unzips his fly and... holy shit, he shoves his hand so deep into his pants it looks like he’s fishing around near his damn knee! Naturally, I’m side-eyeing this bizarre spectacle, my brain short-circuiting as I wonder what kind of monster he’s about to unleash. Then he catches my dumbfounded stare and growls, “What the hell you looking at? MY LEG ITCHED!”

P.S. Dude’s dick was basically a fucking eyedropper, lmao.
#publicrestroom #wtf #awkward #hilarious