The Creepy Old Pervert

So, I'm just chilling on the bus, minding my own damn business, jamming to some tunes through my headphones, when out of nowhere—BAM!—someone gropes my ass with zero shame! Now, I know this kind of crap happens to girls all the time, but here's the kicker: I’m a dude, alright? Sure, I’ve got long hair, but come on! Turns out, the culprit was some ancient, lecherous geezer. As he was shuffling off the bus, I couldn’t hold back—I gave that old creep a solid kick in the ass, and boom, he faceplanted right down the steps like a sack of potatoes.
#busdrama #creepalert #justice #wtf