Rubric: "Wild-ass Childhood Tales"
Back in the day, I had a dad—a total boozehound who accidentally knocked up my MOM’S SISTER and ended up tying the knot with her. This sorry excuse for a man didn’t stop there; he straight-up jacked stuff and cash from my own mother like it was his damn job. Fast forward to when I was just 6 years old, this dude climbs up on the roof for a quickie with my aunt, only to spectacularly eat shit and fall off. Honestly, I’m stoked about it, and now my mom’s cashing in 11k for losing her so-called "provider." Pretty fucking sweet, right?
#childhoodchaos #familydrama #wtfmoment #savage
Back in the day, I had a dad—a total boozehound who accidentally knocked up my MOM’S SISTER and ended up tying the knot with her. This sorry excuse for a man didn’t stop there; he straight-up jacked stuff and cash from my own mother like it was his damn job. Fast forward to when I was just 6 years old, this dude climbs up on the roof for a quickie with my aunt, only to spectacularly eat shit and fall off. Honestly, I’m stoked about it, and now my mom’s cashing in 11k for losing her so-called "provider." Pretty fucking sweet, right?
#childhoodchaos #familydrama #wtfmoment #savage
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