Hairy Nipple Shock

So, my buddy was bangin’ this chick at his place while the rest of us were just chilling in the kitchen, knocking back some drinks. Suddenly, this absolute dumbass bolts out of the room, yelling, “Yo, this chick’s got hairy nipples!” and then—get this—he straight-up dives out the damn window like he’s escaping a horror flick.
Thank fuck it was only the first floor, or we’d be scraping him off the pavement! 🤣
#wtf #crazyfriends #shocking #hilarious