My girlfriend is a total nutcase, and her sister? Just as batshit crazy.

Alright, so I’m living my life, no worries, dating this chick for about a month. Things seemed fine, except her mood swings were wild—one minute she’s a hyperactive clown, the next she’s a sluggish zombie. I figured, eh, hormones or some crap, whatever. But then, plot twist from hell: turns out, half the time I was banging her twin sister in the backseat of my car. Yeah, they pulled a sick little game to see if I could tell them apart.
And guess what? They had the audacity to slap me with cheating accusations!
#mindfuck #twins #drama #wtf