Scrawled "Advice" on my dick with a marker, just for kicks.

So, I’m getting down and dirty with my girl, the heat’s cranking up. Mid-action, I figure, why not switch things up and aim for the backdoor? Total fail—she’s not having it, throwing up every damn roadblock. She snaps, “Why the hell are you trying to shove it there?” I smirk and hit her with, “Remember when you told me to stick my advice up your ass?”
#naughty #savage #bedroombanter #wtf