When You're a Total Slacker in Life
P27. So, over the weekend, my neighbor D32 hit me up to fix her kid’s bike. I roll in, start messing with the thing in her hallway, while she’s standing there, chatting me up. She notices I’m struggling a bit, so she squats down right in front of me, legs spread wide, gripping the handlebars to help. And guess what? Under that flimsy robe, she’s got nothing on! I damn near went blind from the view, completely forgot what the hell I was even doing or why I was there. I’m straight-up hooked, can’t stop replaying that moment in my head. But now I’m stuck wondering—was this a deliberate tease, or just a wild, careless accident?
#neighbor #awkward #temptation #wtf
P27. So, over the weekend, my neighbor D32 hit me up to fix her kid’s bike. I roll in, start messing with the thing in her hallway, while she’s standing there, chatting me up. She notices I’m struggling a bit, so she squats down right in front of me, legs spread wide, gripping the handlebars to help. And guess what? Under that flimsy robe, she’s got nothing on! I damn near went blind from the view, completely forgot what the hell I was even doing or why I was there. I’m straight-up hooked, can’t stop replaying that moment in my head. But now I’m stuck wondering—was this a deliberate tease, or just a wild, careless accident?
#neighbor #awkward #temptation #wtf
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