Alright, so I’ve been dating this chick for about a month and a half now. Things seem fuckin’ awesome on the surface, but here’s the kicker—she’s not putting out, claiming she’s “not ready” yet. Bitch, I’ve been bending over backwards for her, playing the perfect gentleman, even renting a damn place twice just to get some action. But no dice!

Now, here’s the real shit that’s got me twisted. I find out from her own mouth about her dirty laundry, and trust me, it’s a goddamn mess. She’s racked up a full-on slut scorecard: cheated on her ex, fucked some dude from work who was supposedly her “support system,” only for me to learn this guy’s a junkie who’s been in and out of the psych ward. Oh, and get this—she told me she’s asexual. Yeah, right! She admits to banging this loser at least once, and now I’m sitting here with a bitter taste in my mouth, pissed as hell that she gave it up to some fucked-up creep, but I’m left high and dry.
#relationshipdrama #wtf #frustrated #mindblown