Now that’s what I call emergency relief!

So, I was chilling at a buddy’s place the other day, stepped away to take a quick phone call. I come back, and the poor guy’s looking like death—heart’s acting up, face all pale. Being the wannabe doc that I am, I jump in to check his pulse, but somehow my hand ends up… well, on his dick. Don’t ask me how I got there, I’m as confused as you are.
Anyway, one thing led to another, we ended up banging, and—get this—his heart actually calmed the hell down after. Talk about a miracle cure!
#emergencyrelief #wtf #unexpected #nsfw