Fisting in a Public Shitter

I was strolling through the park, minding my own damn business, when nature screamed bloody murder, and I had to piss like a racehorse. I bolted into the nearest public restroom, a grimy hellhole that reeked of desperation. Did my business, staggered to the sink to scrub off the filth, when—bam!—I hear water gushing like a broken dam. The stall door slams open with a violent thunk, and out struts this chick… with her freaking hand smeared in shit. She flashes me a grin straight from a nightmare and casually drops, “Yeah, I get backed up sometimes. Meds are a rip-off, so I just dig in and clear the pipes myself.”
I flew out of that cursed cesspool so fast, I damn near broke the sound barrier, the wind howling in my wake.
#wtf #gross #publictoilet #shocking