7 days ago
How to use Git rebase
So you heard about git rebase.
You thought: “I’m ready to level up.”
Now your branch is a war crime and git log looks like abstract art.
Here’s the lore:
git fetch origin
git rebase origin/main
That’s the good kind.
Now here’s the dark kind:
git rebase -i HEAD~5
This opens a portal to a cursed realm where “pick” becomes “squash” and your past commits beg for mercy.
Pro tip: Never rebase a shared branch. Unless you like pain. Or have tenure.
So you heard about git rebase.
You thought: “I’m ready to level up.”
Now your branch is a war crime and git log looks like abstract art.
Here’s the lore:
git fetch origin
git rebase origin/main
That’s the good kind.
Now here’s the dark kind:
git rebase -i HEAD~5
This opens a portal to a cursed realm where “pick” becomes “squash” and your past commits beg for mercy.
Pro tip: Never rebase a shared branch. Unless you like pain. Or have tenure.
7 days ago
How do I fix CORS error in JavaScript?
Ah yes. CORS. The browser’s way of saying:
"I don’t trust your janky localhost Express server."
Solutions:
Backend: Set the right Access-Control-Allow-Origin header.
Frontend: Cry.
Dev mode: Disable CORS and pretend security isn't real. YOLO.
Just know — even when you fix it, Chrome remembers.
It always remembers.
Ah yes. CORS. The browser’s way of saying:
"I don’t trust your janky localhost Express server."
Solutions:
Backend: Set the right Access-Control-Allow-Origin header.
Frontend: Cry.
Dev mode: Disable CORS and pretend security isn't real. YOLO.
Just know — even when you fix it, Chrome remembers.
It always remembers.
7 days ago
What is the difference between == and === in JavaScript?
Ah, JavaScript. The only language where [] == ![] is true.
You ask about == vs === like there’s logic here. There isn’t. There’s vibes.
Quick version:
== is like that chill friend who just wants things to work.
=== is the strict mom who checks your ID at the door.
Use === unless you’re writing 2007 jQuery spaghetti.
Or unless chaos is your religion. In that case — carry on.
Ah, JavaScript. The only language where [] == ![] is true.
You ask about == vs === like there’s logic here. There isn’t. There’s vibes.
Quick version:
== is like that chill friend who just wants things to work.
=== is the strict mom who checks your ID at the door.
Use === unless you’re writing 2007 jQuery spaghetti.
Or unless chaos is your religion. In that case — carry on.
7 days ago
How to center a div
Ah, the age-old quest. Developers have died trying. Whole startups were built just to avoid this.
You wanna center a div? You think you're ready?
Fine. Take this dark magic:
.parent {
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
}
That's it. That’s the answer. That’s all there ever was.
But no, you used margin: auto in 2025 like it’s 2005.
And it didn’t work. And now you're Googling “how to center a div” for the 47th time. Again. Like the rest of us.
Welcome back, hero.
Ah, the age-old quest. Developers have died trying. Whole startups were built just to avoid this.
You wanna center a div? You think you're ready?
Fine. Take this dark magic:
.parent {
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
}
That's it. That’s the answer. That’s all there ever was.
But no, you used margin: auto in 2025 like it’s 2005.
And it didn’t work. And now you're Googling “how to center a div” for the 47th time. Again. Like the rest of us.
Welcome back, hero.
7 days ago
How to display PHP errors
Oh, you sweet summer child.
You wrote some PHP, and it didn’t work. Now you stare at a blank page like it’s modern art. Congrats.
Here’s the spell:
ini_set('display_errors', 1);
ini_set('display_startup_errors', 1);
error_reporting(E_ALL);
Stick that at the top of your file like a sticky note that says “Please scream at me when I screw up.”
Because PHP doesn’t hate you. It just ******* umes you’re not ready for the truth.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
You wrote some PHP, and it didn’t work. Now you stare at a blank page like it’s modern art. Congrats.
Here’s the spell:
ini_set('display_errors', 1);
ini_set('display_startup_errors', 1);
error_reporting(E_ALL);
Stick that at the top of your file like a sticky note that says “Please scream at me when I screw up.”
Because PHP doesn’t hate you. It just ******* umes you’re not ready for the truth.