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FUCKINGTWIT - HELP CENTER

Need help? Good luck with that.

Welcome to the place where we pretend to care about your problems.

How Can We Help?

We’re here to assist you… or at least make fun of your issues in a semi-professional way. Below are some common questions and our answers. If you don’t find what you need, feel free to email us. Maybe we’ll reply.

Q: I forgot my password. What now?

A: Use the "Forgot Password" link. If it doesn’t work, congratulations! You’ve just discovered a new level of incompetence. Try again later or create a new account.

Q: Why can’t I log in?

A: Did you check if you typed your username and password correctly? No? There’s your problem. Still stuck? Blame your keyboard.

Q: Someone is being an asshole on the site!

A: Welcome to the internet. Report them if it bothers you, but honestly, they’re probably just having a bad day. Or maybe they’re awesome at trolling. Either way, ignore them.

Q: Can I delete my account?

A: Sure. Go to Settings > Delete Account. Just remember, once it’s gone, it’s gone. And no, we won’t recover it for you because reasons.

Q: Your site broke. Fix it!

A: Oh, really? Thanks for letting us know. We’ll get right on that… eventually. In the meantime, refresh the page or come back tomorrow.

Contact Us

If none of the above helped (or made things worse), you can always try reaching out to us:

Please note: Responses may vary from immediate to never. It depends on how much caffeine we’ve consumed.

TL;DR:

We’ll help if we feel like it. Otherwise, Google is your best friend.