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FUCKINGTWIT - PRIVACY POLICY

Because even trolls need rules.

Welcome to our little corner of the internet where we don’t give a fuck about your feelings… but we do care about your data (a little).

1. What We Collect

We’re not here to stalk you, but let’s be honest — if you’re using the internet, someone’s already tracking you. Here’s what we might collect:

  • Your IP address (because yeah, we need to know who’s being an asshole).
  • Cookies (not the edible kind, sorry).
  • Anything else that helps us make sure this place runs smoothly without exploding into chaos (although, let’s face it, some chaos is kinda the point).

If you decide to create an account, we’ll also store your username and password. Don’t blame us if you use “password123” and get hacked.

2. How We Use It

Your data? Honestly? We mostly use it to keep things running. Like, making sure you can log in, post rants, and generally act like a lunatic in peace. If we ever sell your soul to advertisers, we’ll at least try to find ones who appreciate good swear words.

3. Who We Share It With

No one. Seriously. Unless the law forces us to, or unless you’ve been really bad and we have no choice but to hand over your info to avoid getting sued. But hey, if you’re doing something illegal on here, that’s on you, not us.

4. Cookies

Yes, cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind, obviously. These are tiny files that help us remember you when you come back. You can block them if you want, but then don’t complain when everything breaks.

5. Children’s Privacy

Look, if you’re under 13, go play outside. Or better yet, ask your parents for permission before joining a site called FuckingTwit. We’re pretty sure they won’t approve, but hey, it’s worth a shot.

6. Changes to This Policy

We reserve the right to change this policy whenever we feel like it. Because, surprise! The world doesn’t stand still, and neither do we. If we update it, we’ll post the changes here. So check back occasionally unless you hate yourself and love surprises.

7. Contact Us

Have questions? Great. Send them to [email protected]. We might answer, or we might ignore you. Depends on how much coffee we’ve had that day.

TL;DR:

We take your privacy semi-seriously. We won’t sell your soul unless it fetches a good price. And if you’re mad about any of this, well… welcome to the club.