FUCKINGTWIT - TERMS OF USE

Welcome to FuckingTwit, where the only rule is that there are no rules… except these ones.

1. General Rules

We’re not your mom, so we won’t tell you what to do. But here’s a few things we’d appreciate:

• Don’t spam us with ads unless they’re funny or ironic.
• Feel free to swear, but try not to be a complete jerk (unless it’s hilarious).
• Respect other users… or at least pretend to.

Oh, and if you break something, it’s on you. We’re not fixing it.

2. Account Creation

If you decide to sign up, congrats! You’re now part of the madness. Just remember:

• Pick a username that doesn’t offend everyone within a 10-mile radius.
• Use a strong password. Seriously, “123456” isn’t cutting it anymore.

If someone hacks your account because you were lazy, don’t blame us.

3. Content You Post

What you say is your business, but:

• Don’t post illegal stuff. That’s just dumb.
• Avoid copyright violations unless you want lawyers knocking on your door.
• We reserve the right to delete anything that makes us cry (or laugh too hard).

4. Your Responsibilities

You’re an adult (we hope), so act like one:

• Take responsibility for your actions.
• Don’t sue us over something stupid.
• Remember, this is the internet. People will troll you. Deal with it.

5. Our Responsibilities

We’ll try to keep the site running smoothly, but:

• We’re not perfect, so expect occasional glitches.
• We won’t refund you for anything because, well, there’s nothing to refund.

6. Changes to These Terms

We can change these terms whenever we feel like it. If you don’t like it, tough luck. Check back often if you care enough.

7. Contact Us

Have questions? Send them to [email protected]. We might answer, or we might ignore you. Depends on our mood.

TL;DR:

Do what you want, but don’t ruin it for others. And if anything goes wrong, it’s probably your fault.