FUCKINGTWIT - COOKIE POLICY

Welcome to the part of the internet where we tell you about cookies — the digital kind, not the edible ones.

What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small files that websites use to remember stuff about you. Like whether you’re logged in, what language you prefer, or how many times you’ve cursed at our site today.

Why Do We Use Cookies?

We use cookies because we’re lazy and it makes our lives easier. Specifically:

• To keep you logged in so you don’t have to type your password every time.
• To track your activity (not in a creepy way, just to make sure everything works).
• To show you ads that might actually interest you (or not, depending on how good our algorithms are).

If you block cookies, some parts of the site might break. But hey, that’s your problem, not ours.

Types of Cookies We Use

Here’s a quick rundown of the cookies we drop on your device:

• Session Cookies: These last as long as your browser is open. Once you close it, they disappear like your New Year’s resolutions.
• Persistent Cookies: These stick around for a while. Think of them as the houseguests who never leave.
• Third-Party Cookies: Not ours, but they help advertisers figure out what you like. Or dislike. Or both.

How to Manage Cookies

Don’t like cookies? Tough luck. But if you really want to get rid of them:

• Go to your browser settings and disable cookies.
• Use private browsing mode. It won’t stop cookies entirely, but it’ll make you feel sneaky.
• Install an ad-blocker or anti-cookie extension. Just don’t blame us if it breaks the internet for you.

Changes to This Policy

We reserve the right to change this policy whenever we feel like it. If you care enough, check back occasionally. If not, well… life goes on.

TL;DR:

We use cookies to make things work. If you don’t like it, block them. But don’t complain when the site stops functioning properly.