Two Teeth Down, Blowjob Game Up

Got a chick I know, and get this—she got hammered one night, face-planted, and knocked out her two front teeth. Been strutting around with that gap for four damn months now, even though she’s got the cash to fix it. I had to ask what the hell’s up, and she straight-up says her man is obsessed with the way she gives head without those teeth. Talk about turning a loss into a freaky-ass win! 😂
#naughty #unexpected #wildlife #turnup

The sly dog was spinning tall tales with a silver tongue.

He swore up and down he didn’t mess around with just anyone. Claimed he only got down and dirty when it was "true love." Well, damn, his heart must’ve been bursting with love—six chicks in two years! I stumbled on the proof in his sloppy, undeleted chats. And if that wasn’t enough, another girl slid into my DMs, asking, “Did he feed you the same line that he’s done with me?”
#player #deception #heartbreaker #drama

Fisting in a Public Shitter

I was strolling through the park, minding my own damn business, when nature screamed bloody murder, and I had to piss like a racehorse. I bolted into the nearest public restroom, a grimy hellhole that reeked of desperation. Did my business, staggered to the sink to scrub off the filth, when—bam!—I hear water gushing like a broken dam. The stall door slams open with a violent thunk, and out struts this chick… with her freaking hand smeared in shit. She flashes me a grin straight from a nightmare and casually drops, “Yeah, I get backed up sometimes. Meds are a rip-off, so I just dig in and clear the pipes myself.”
I flew out of that cursed cesspool so fast, I damn near broke the sound barrier, the wind howling in my wake.
#wtf #gross #publictoilet #shocking

Now that’s what I call emergency relief!

So, I was chilling at a buddy’s place the other day, stepped away to take a quick phone call. I come back, and the poor guy’s looking like death—heart’s acting up, face all pale. Being the wannabe doc that I am, I jump in to check his pulse, but somehow my hand ends up… well, on his dick. Don’t ask me how I got there, I’m as confused as you are.
Anyway, one thing led to another, we ended up banging, and—get this—his heart actually calmed the hell down after. Talk about a miracle cure!
#emergencyrelief #wtf #unexpected #nsfw

How many fucking lunatics are out there in this goddamn world?!

I’m slaving away in a damn clothing store, and I swear, I never imagined there’d be this many batshit crazy fuckers around. One minute, people are screwing like animals in the fitting rooms, the next they’re shitting or pissing all over the place. Hell, I’ve even had to deal with cum-stained clothes—yeah, that’s a thing. And just today, I stumbled upon some drunk asshole passed out in a fitting room, pants nowhere to be found, with his dick just hanging out for the world to see. What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #insanity #retailhell #fuckedup

Don’t Put Your Faith in Women

I was grinding as a courier, hustling to save up for a laptop, dreaming of breaking free into freelancing. Every delivery was hell—traffic jams, sweat dripping down my back, pure torture. Meanwhile, she was busy “finding herself” or whatever nonsense she claimed.
One day, I drag myself home, and she’s gone. Vanished. I text her: Where the hell are you?
Her reply hits like a punch: “I’m in Sochi with Sasha. He says you don’t appreciate me.”
Sasha? Yeah, that’s the smug barista she “accidentally” gave her number to a month ago.
Back then, she fed me some bullshit: “I just forgot my bag at the coffee shop, don’t overthink it.”
#betrayal #heartbreak #trustissues #drama

So, I had this dude, not exactly rolling in cash, but damn, I carried everything—paid for his sorry ass too.
I was head over heels, totally smitten.
And him? Turns out, he was a cheap piece of trash.
Sneaking around, banging his ex behind my back—a chick tipping the scales at damn near a hundred kilos.
And get this, next to her, he’s a freaking grasshopper, barely 68 kilos of scrawny betrayal.
#betrayal #cheater #heartbreak #drama

Shame on me, a left-bank fool...

I fought tooth and nail to win over my girl, pouring my heart into every damn move. But then, wasted out of my mind on some wild shit, I got a random message from some chick saying, "Wanna screw?" My dumbass, thinking I’m slick, shot back with, "Hell yeah, let’s roll." Next thing I know, she snitched, spilling every dirty detail to my girlfriend. Woke up the next morning, head pounding, realizing I fucked up royally—now I’m single as hell. Watch your step, brothers, don’t pull this kind of stupid-ass stunt, or you’ll end up with jack shit, just like me. 😢
#fuckup #heartbreak #dumbass #regret

Fucking Tarzan

My dude bailed on me with some lame-ass excuse of "hiking with the bros," only for some chick to post a story with him, captioned "My Tarzan." Then, to rub salt in the wound, she drops a steamy shower vid with him in it. What kinda hike is this, huh? More like a jungle of betrayal. And the coward just vanishes from the internet, ghosting like a little bitch.
#cheating #betrayal #drama #savage

Left Bank Bastard

Lived with this dude for 4 damn years. We hustled together, rented a place, dreamed up a future. Then, outta nowhere, he "got stuck" at some new coworker’s place. Had the audacity to say it’s serious, sorry babe. Later, I dug up their chats, and there she is, typing: "Don’t spill the beans to her yet, I’m loving this sneaky mistress vibe."
#betrayal #heartbreak #cheater #drama

Betrayed by a Sleazy Taxi Driver

I’m 22, scraping by with my girl, 19, in a shitty rented room in some godforsaken suburban dump. Her college was a 30-minute bus slog, and she’d bitch nonstop about being late or exhausted.
Then I started noticing something off—she’d leave earlier in the morning but somehow make it to class faster.
Turns out, some greasy, fat-ass taxi driver was giving her “free” rides every damn day. But here’s the kicker: after her lectures, he’d bang her in the backseat of his grimy cab.
Meanwhile, I’m busting my ass at two jobs just so we don’t starve on cheap ramen every night. What a fucking joke.
#betrayal #cheating #scumbag #rage

She’s Cool with Her Dude Banging Hookers

So, my friend dropped a freaking bombshell on me—her guy is out there screwing prostitutes, and she’s just shrugging it off like it’s no big deal. She’s all, “What’s the problem? It’s basically like getting a damn massage, just a paid service.” Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my jaw on the floor, completely floored by this wild-ass logic.
#wtf #relationships #shocker #unfiltered

Are Betrayers Lurking Everywhere?

Lately, I’ve been stumbling into some seriously messed-up bullshit. I meet a guy, we vibe, he starts sweet-talking about how much he’s into me, invites me out, and basically glues himself to my side every damn chance he gets. You know, full-on courting mode. Then, BAM! Out of nowhere, I find out he’s got a girlfriend on the side. And get this—not even always from him spilling the beans. Why the hell are there so many shady two-timing bastards out there?
#cheaters #drama #betrayal #wtf

Headed to a "Girls' Night" in Sochi

My girl took off to party hard in Sochi, and damn, she came back a total stranger. Cold as ice, distant as hell. A week later, she dropped the bomb on me: "I fucked the bartender. It felt like a weight lifted off me—I realized I don’t love you anymore." I couldn’t eat for three days. Just lay there, wrecked, staring at the ceiling... now I’m slowly clawing my way back to life.
#heartbreak #betrayal #fuckfeelings #sochi

Listen up, if you've got a small dick, don’t even think about suggesting a threesome to your girl.

I’m 26, she’s 28, been together for five wild years. I always fantasized about getting into a MFM with my wife, something raw and unhinged. Finally, it went down one drunken night with a buddy from trade school. The rush, the heat—fuck, it was insane! But here’s the brutal kicker. My cock, fully hard, barely hits 11 cm. My mate? He’s packing a solid 19 cm. And guess what? After experiencing what she called a “real piece of equipment,” she fucking left me. Dumped my ass for a bigger thrill.
#harshreality #threesomegonewrong #sizeissues #brutaltruth

**Lady’s Man**

My little bro, the ultimate wannabe stud, would beg me every night to claw up his back like some wildcat in heat, just so he could strut into school bragging about his “steamy night.” Paid me cold hard cash for the favor, too. I’d even throw in some hickeys at double the rate, letting him parade around like a teenage Casanova. The real kicker? This kid’s just in 7th grade, and I’m sitting here wondering who the hell even bought his bullshit. Word somehow got to the teachers, and boom, straight to our parents. Now, he’s locked down under house arrest, pleading with me to spill the beans to Mom and Dad about the scam. But nah, I’m keeping my lips sealed, watching this drama unfold with a smirk.
#teenDrama #fakeItTillYouMakeIt #familyChaos #siblingSecrets

Is Hooking Up with a Prostitute Not Betrayal?

I’m 20, and I left for my uni exams while he stayed back at home. Everything seemed fine at first—he called, texted, said he missed me like crazy. But then, I stumbled upon a damn condom wrapper on the kitchen counter. We’ve never used those, since I’m on the pill.
He tried to lie his ass off at first. Then he dropped the bomb: “I just called a whore, babe. It’s no big deal.”
#betrayal #cheating #drama #relationships

A Classic Fuck-Up

Yo, shame’s knocking at my door, first time spilling some raw shit like this. So, I’ve got this ex, right? We used to smash on and off even after we called it quits. Now, she’s got herself a new dude, but guess what? She still hits me up for a wild ride ‘cause her man’s apparently a total snooze in bed. Says it’s “meh” with him. Part of me feels like a damn traitor, conscience gnawing at my ass, but fuck it— I’m still itching to give her the dicking she’s begging for.
#toxicrelationships #exdrama #cheatingvibes #noshamenogame

Milf Craves Fresh Meat

Been chatting with this hot 28-year-old chick. She’s blowing up my phone every damn day. Showed up at my place once, but we didn’t get past some sloppy kisses. Now she’s begging to meet again, even though she’s got a husband and kids waiting at home. I told her straight up, “Nah, let’s cut this shit, don’t come around anymore.” Her response? “Fine, we’ll just talk,” but then she’s spamming me with heart emojis, virtual smooches, whining about wanting to swing by, and straight-up sending me her naughty pics, practically screaming for a wild night.
#milf #forbiddenlust #cheatingdrama #steamysecrets

My buddy’s girl is shacked up with some crusty old sugar daddy

I’ve got this friend, she’s just 23, but she’s tangled up with a dude pushing 50—straight-up grandpa vibes. This geezer’s a real piece of work, smacking her around like she’s a punching bag, and get this—he recently chopped her hair off into some boyish buzz cut just to mess with her. Every time he’s smashed on booze, he’s bellowing that she’s a slut, throwing fists like it’s a damn sport. Forces her to go down on him too, even though she’s kicking and screaming inside, saying that’s not what she signed up for. Word on the street, though? She’s been around the block, supposedly blowing half the town—but only admits to servicing her ancient creep of a man. What a twisted fuckin’ sitcom this is!
#toxicrelationship #sugardaddy #drama #wtf

A Family Affair, Straight Outta a Soap Opera

About six months back, I crossed paths with this hot guy. We started chatting, and soon enough, we were dating—naturally, things got steamy, all the naughty bits included, since we’re both just 20 and full of hormones. Time flew by, and out of the blue, some distant relatives from another city invited me over for a visit. Coincidentally, my guy mentioned he was also heading out to see some family. Well, guess what? We both rocked up at the same damn house, only to be introduced as third cousins. Talk about a plot twist that could make even a telenovela blush!
#familydrama #awkwardmoment #plot twist #whatthehell

D21. I kicked my boyfriend to the curb after he crossed every line—cheating on me and spinning a web of lies so thick I could choke on it. We were crashing at my place, so naturally, he had to pack his sorry ass up and get out. While he was stuffing his junk into bags, I flopped down in the other room to binge a series, only to pass out cold. Woke up to a nightmare: my hair chopped to hell and a damn dick shaved into the back of my head! What kind of twisted, petty revenge is this shit?!
#breakuprevenge #betrayal #wtf #savage

The Giantess Craves to Dominate Dwarves

Hell yeah, I’ve got a wild kink for short kings! I’m a towering volleyball beast at 188 cm, but I only roll with dudes maxing out at 170. No clue why, but I’m obsessed with stocky, bearded badasses—straight-up fantasize about getting railed by a damn dwarf! 🤣 Just snagged a 165 cm stud packing an 18 cm monster, and holy shit, I’ve never climaxed so hard in my life!
#kink #fetish #heightdifference #wildconfessions

Double-Crossing River Rat

Man, my boss is this smokin’ hot MILF, straight-up irresistible! She was prancing around me, bending over in stockings, then rocking a skirt with no panties underneath. I couldn’t hold back—ended up banging her right there! Thing is, I’ve got a girlfriend. But damn, this MILF? She blew my mind, got me hooked. And get this—her husband works at the same damn company as the maintenance guy! So, I’m deep in the action, pounding away, and her phone rings. It’s him. She picks up, cool as hell, chatting with her man while I’m still going at it. I felt like absolute trash, but this woman is pure fire! Yeah, I’m a filthy double-crossing river rat, and I’m drowning in shame. 😢
#hotmess #cheater #forbidden #wildride

Hooked Up with a Married Man

I was on a business trip, ran into a work acquaintance. That evening, he suggested we explore the city—new place, why the hell not? We wandered, lips locked in steamy kisses, then slipped into his place for “coffee.” That turned into a wild, sweaty night of passion, and we couldn’t keep our hands off each other after. He’s got a family, so do I. Do I regret it? Not a damn bit—I came back home buzzing with a weird new energy for the daily grind. My husband’s clueless, and now… my period’s late.
#affair #drama #secret #risky

A Peculiar Obsession

I've got this wild thing for chunky dudes... but damn, it's a struggle to find one with the right equipment, if you catch my drift. So, I’ve taken matters into my own hands—literally fattening up any guy who ticks the other boxes! Hell, I managed to transform one scrawny 68kg twig into a hefty 92kg beast. And get this—he spent 7 years grinding in the gym without gaining a single damn kilo before I worked my magic on him!
#kink #bodytransformation #feederism #unconventionallove

The Cuckold Pimp of Shameville

There was this dude in our crew, man, and he’d straight-up let other guys bang his chick... like at parties, she’d be passed out drunk, and he’d be like, "Go for it, 2 grand and she’s yours for the ride, just don’t nut inside, yeah?" Well, guess what, she got knocked up anyway. And this guy, he’s all, "I don’t give a shit, I’m dumping this trash."
But the punchline? He fuckin’ married her in the end!
#cuckold #drama #wtf #savage

Roadside Romance Gone Wild

So, last night I picked up my guy from work in my car, and damn, things got steamy real quick. Lips locked, hands wandering, we couldn’t even make it home before the heat took over. We pulled over to some deserted spot, got down to business, and after the deed, I tossed my panties in the glove compartment, fixed my dress, and we rolled back home like nothing happened. Fast forward to today—bam, I get pulled over by the cops. They ask for my ID, I pop open the glove compartment to grab my license, and guess what tumbles out? My freakin’ underwear! I’m mortified, stammering for some half-assed excuse while the officers are doubled over, laughing their asses off. They let me go, still snickering as I drove off, red-faced. Never thought I’d be the chick with lingerie spilling out in front of the law!
#embarrassingmoment #roadsideadventure #caughtredhanded #wtfmoment

Just found out how damn quick sex can be.

I’d been losing my mind over this guy for freaking ages, obsessing over every inch of him. Finally, that magical, long-awaited moment arrived, and I’m practically feral with lust, bending over for him, begging for it. He slides in, thrusts a couple of pathetic times, and boom—he’s done, spilling all over the sheets. I’m so stunned, I can’t even spit out a word. Alright, I think, maybe he’s just nervous, shit happens. But nope, he’s not even up for a second round. We hook up again later, and it’s the same damn story. Barely gets inside me and he’s already finished. What the hell? And get this—the whole time I was pining for him, he was in a long-ass relationship. Makes me wonder what the fuck his girlfriend was doing with him all that time.
#quickie #disappointment #sexfail #wtf

Virgin's Fumble: A Wild First Ride

My first time? Hell, it was a goddamn rollercoaster of nerves, but I powered through. Fumbled like an idiot to find the right spot, finally slid in, only for her to hit me with, "Wait, you haven’t even started yet?"
I’m freaking out, stammering, "Hold on, almost there!"—even though I was already in deep. Desperate, I figured I’d lend a hand—literally. One finger, two, then three… She lets out a scream, and I, like a dumbass, throw in a fifth for good measure.
Next thing I know, she bolts upright, yanks her clothes on, and blurts, "You’re way too much for me!"
Now, word’s spread like wildfire—I’m some kind of beast down there. But honestly? I’m terrified to hook up again. What if the next one runs for the hills too?
#firsttimechaos #epicfail #sexstories #wtf