Holy fucking shit, what a goddamn surprise!

Day 20. I’m chilling at home, minding my own damn business, when my girl texts me—she’s supposedly off to the countryside for some fresh air. Then my bro hits me up: “Yo, let’s hit the sauna, get fucked up, and blow off some steam!” Hell yeah, I’m in. I jump in the whip, scoop up the crew, and we roll up to the spot. I’m stone-cold sober, but these assholes are already half in the bag. A few shots later, they’re hyped up and decide to call in some pros—three hookers to spice things up.

We’re waiting, hyped as fuck, and then they show up... two random chicks and the third? My fucking girlfriend. Yeah, the very same bitch who’s “at the countryside.”
#wtf #savage #cheating #mindblown

Shame on me, a left-bank fool...

I fought tooth and nail to win over my girl, pouring my heart into every damn move. But then, wasted out of my mind on some wild shit, I got a random message from some chick saying, "Wanna screw?" My dumbass, thinking I’m slick, shot back with, "Hell yeah, let’s roll." Next thing I know, she snitched, spilling every dirty detail to my girlfriend. Woke up the next morning, head pounding, realizing I fucked up royally—now I’m single as hell. Watch your step, brothers, don’t pull this kind of stupid-ass stunt, or you’ll end up with jack shit, just like me. 😢
#fuckup #heartbreak #dumbass #regret

Are Betrayers Lurking Everywhere?

Lately, I’ve been stumbling into some seriously messed-up bullshit. I meet a guy, we vibe, he starts sweet-talking about how much he’s into me, invites me out, and basically glues himself to my side every damn chance he gets. You know, full-on courting mode. Then, BAM! Out of nowhere, I find out he’s got a girlfriend on the side. And get this—not even always from him spilling the beans. Why the hell are there so many shady two-timing bastards out there?
#cheaters #drama #betrayal #wtf

Double-Crossing River Rat

Man, my boss is this smokin’ hot MILF, straight-up irresistible! She was prancing around me, bending over in stockings, then rocking a skirt with no panties underneath. I couldn’t hold back—ended up banging her right there! Thing is, I’ve got a girlfriend. But damn, this MILF? She blew my mind, got me hooked. And get this—her husband works at the same damn company as the maintenance guy! So, I’m deep in the action, pounding away, and her phone rings. It’s him. She picks up, cool as hell, chatting with her man while I’m still going at it. I felt like absolute trash, but this woman is pure fire! Yeah, I’m a filthy double-crossing river rat, and I’m drowning in shame. 😢
#hotmess #cheater #forbidden #wildride

Just found out how damn quick sex can be.

I’d been losing my mind over this guy for freaking ages, obsessing over every inch of him. Finally, that magical, long-awaited moment arrived, and I’m practically feral with lust, bending over for him, begging for it. He slides in, thrusts a couple of pathetic times, and boom—he’s done, spilling all over the sheets. I’m so stunned, I can’t even spit out a word. Alright, I think, maybe he’s just nervous, shit happens. But nope, he’s not even up for a second round. We hook up again later, and it’s the same damn story. Barely gets inside me and he’s already finished. What the hell? And get this—the whole time I was pining for him, he was in a long-ass relationship. Makes me wonder what the fuck his girlfriend was doing with him all that time.
#quickie #disappointment #sexfail #wtf

When Mom Came Home Early from Work

This chick’s a goddamn wizard with her vape, blowing smoke rings like a pro. I’ve got a dick, and hell, I thought I was invincible. What’s the worst that could happen, right? Well, her old man walks in on me trying to snag one of those smoky halos with my hard-on like some kind of perverted carnival game.
End result? Face smashed, girlfriend gone. What a fuckin’ disaster!
#epicfail #wtf #busted #cringe

Reluctant MILF Slayer

P21. So, I ended up banging my mom’s friend, and guess what? She couldn’t keep her damn mouth shut and spilled the dirty details to another chick. Now I’m screwing both of them. You might think, “Hell yeah, that’s the dream!” but fuck no. They’re pushing fifty, not exactly Victoria’s Secret material, and to top it off, they’re holding a goddamn blackmail card over my head—threatening to snitch to my girlfriend if I don’t play along...
#milfdrama #blackmail #wtf #messyaffair

My girlfriend is a total nutcase, and her sister? Just as batshit crazy.

Alright, so I’m living my life, no worries, dating this chick for about a month. Things seemed fine, except her mood swings were wild—one minute she’s a hyperactive clown, the next she’s a sluggish zombie. I figured, eh, hormones or some crap, whatever. But then, plot twist from hell: turns out, half the time I was banging her twin sister in the backseat of my car. Yeah, they pulled a sick little game to see if I could tell them apart.
And guess what? They had the audacity to slap me with cheating accusations!
#mindfuck #twins #drama #wtf

I banged my boss and now I’m fuckin’ torn...

Climbed the corporate ladder by screwing my boss at the office... all ‘cause my girl keeps bleeding me dry for stupid shit—fancy skincare, dumbass therapists, overpriced spas... hell, she’s already whining for the damn iPhone 17, and who knows what else. But my boss? She’s a goddamn catch, even at 43. She’s fit as hell, sweet as sin, and actually gives a shit. Now I’m seriously wondering if I should just ditch my greedy girlfriend and ride off into the sunset with her...
#cheating #officeaffair #drama #temptation

Lizun from the Left Bank

Hell yeah, I’m absolutely obsessed with going down on a woman—my first girlfriend opened that wild door for me, and I’ve been hooked ever since, craving it like a damn addict. But here’s the kicker: I’ve been married for almost 5 years now. I’m crazy about my wife, head over heels, no question. Yet, she slams the brakes on me every time—she’s got this old-school vibe, saying a mouth’s just for eating food, not for getting freaky. Recently, I screwed up big time. I cheated on her by indulging in my obsession with someone else. I know I messed up, I’m drowning in guilt, but I’m at a total loss on how to make this right.
#taboo #confession #guilt #desire

The Struggles of a Man Packing a 22-cm Beast

So, here’s the raw deal: my live-in girlfriend outright refuses to get down and dirty with me. She straight-up says she’s not into it, doesn’t enjoy it, and it friggin’ hurts her because, well, I’m hauling around a hefty 22 cm down there (yeah, I know, it’s a lot to handle).
I’m losing my damn mind over this. I can’t just live like a monk, you know? She’s throwing out the idea of splitting up, but fuck, I don’t want to lose her either. I’m stuck in this messed-up limbo, not knowing what the hell to do.
Back when we started dating, we did have sex, but she was never into it—always complaining it wasn’t her thing—so over time, we just stopped completely. I’m her first, by the way, so no experience on her end. And before you ask, I’m 100% sure she’s not stepping out on me.
What’s a guy supposed to do with this kind of equipment when the love of his life can’t handle the ride?
#relationshipstruggles #sexproblems #bigissues #lovewoes

Holy shit, these damn fortune-tellers are a fucking disaster!

So, my girlfriend decided to consult some mystical bullshit artist, a so-called fortune-teller. And get this—according to this fraud, I apparently WANTED (though even she admits I didn’t do jack shit) to bang one of my girl’s friends! And for my girlfriend, that’s enough to start a goddamn war! This sparked a cascade of nasty fights, one after another, until we finally called it quits. What a load of absolute crap—digging for dirt where there’s none! Why the hell would anyone put their relationship through this kind of torture?
#drama #bullshit #relationships #wtf

Me and my buddy crashed a birthday bash for some random dude. My pal got absolutely hammered, started spouting utter nonsense, and hit on every chick there, even the birthday boy’s girlfriend. Naturally, he got his face smashed in and was tossed out on his sorry ass. And get this—he had the nerve to get all butt-hurt about it. Next day, he texts me: “Bro, you were supposed to have my back!”
#drunkdisaster #partyfail #brocode #smashedface

Took care of business like a real man, and I’m telling y’all to do the same.

P19. I was with this chick for 5 months, thought we were solid. But just the other day, I found out she was getting wasted with some dudes, while lying to my face that she was just chilling with a girlfriend. So, I kicked that deceitful bitch to the curb.
#loyalty #betrayal #manup #nocap

Is it cool to have a chick shove a finger up your ass?

So, my girlfriend’s got this wild obsession with being the boss in every damn thing, especially when we’re getting down and dirty. And right when I’m hitting that explosive peak, she slips a finger right into my backdoor and starts working it like she’s on a mission. Honestly, I’m not exactly jumping for joy over it, but I ain’t about to break her heart either by saying no to her kinky games.
#kinky #domination #sexlife #taboo

Size Does Matter, Fellas!

Listen up, lads—those of you stressing over 15 cm, take a damn breath and relax.
With a beast like mine clocking in at 20 cm, even hookers slam the door in my face, and finding a girlfriend? Ha, good luck with that!
I’m stuck forever at half-mast, if you catch my drift. 🥲
#sizeproblems #toobig #datingstruggles #nsfw

Are those who crave their exes just fucking idiots?

I’m relentlessly trying to seduce my ex-girlfriend into becoming my secret lover down the line. Picture this: both of us tied down with families, yet sneaking around, betraying our partners because the fire between us burns too damn hot to extinguish, even if we can’t be together for real. But she’s playing hard to get, refusing to dive into this deliciously twisted game.
Come on, Liza, take the damn plunge and let’s ignite this forbidden chaos!
#forbiddenlove #exdrama #cheatingheart #wildpassion

Here’s the wild predicament I’m stuck in: my girlfriend can’t sleep unless the damn lights are blazing like a freaking stadium. I haven’t had a proper night’s rest in two months, my eyes are burning from the relentless glare of that infernal lamp, but she just shrugs and says, “I’m scared of the dark, deal with it.”
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?

😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
#relationshipstruggles #sleeplessnights #lightphobia #helpme

I’m slaving away in a pawnshop, and man, the younger crowd has this wild trend of pawning off their damn phones for quick cash. But here’s the twisted kicker—they don’t even bother wiping their devices clean before handing them over, probably thinking they’ll snag ‘em back in no time.

So, guess who gets stuck scrubbing through their filthy digital lives? Yours truly. And let me tell you, it’s screwing with my head, folks. There’s this one regular dude—looks like a total normie on the outside, but holy hell, he’s a straight-up creep. Guy’s got a hidden stash of pics where he’s jacking off over his girlfriend while she’s passed out cold. Bet she has no freaking clue, and damn, he’s literally hovering over her with his junk out… and there are hundreds of these sick snaps.

Listen up, peeps—if you ever think of using a pawnshop, do yourself a solid and nuke your gallery first. Trust me, this shit’s beyond messed up. 🤢
#pawnshopnightmares #creepyfinds #wtf #privacyfail

Back in the day, there was this chick from my class living next door. We barely exchanged a word back then. But when I moved away for studies, shit got real—we started spilling our guts about everything, diving deep into the freaky stuff that gets us going, like wild fetishes and kinky fantasies. So, we made this dirty little pact: when I roll back into town, we’re gonna fuck like there’s no tomorrow. And damn, her body? Pure fire.

Guess what fucking happened next? A week before I was set to show up, I got myself a girlfriend. But, holy shit, it’s been ages, and I’m still itching to bang this old flame. What the hell do I do with this mess?

👍- Screw it, just enjoy the relationship and chill
🌭- Close the damn chapter and smash her already
🤣- Bro, you’ve lost your damn mind🫵
#lust #temptation #drama #wtf

Let me lay it out raw and real: there’s this chick who’s got half the dudes in town drooling over her. She’s playing them like a damn fiddle, soaking up their attention and raking in gifts without giving a single thing back—well, not the thing they’re after, if you catch my drift. Here’s the kicker: that sly fox? She’s my girlfriend. So, I’m stuck wondering—do I keep riding this wild train, or jump off before it derails?

😂 - Bro, you’ve been wearing those horns for ages, dumbass
👍 - Nah, it’s all good, roll with it
#relationshipdrama #player #mindgames #savage

P25. So, my girlfriend’s mom “borrowed” 100 grand from us, promising to return it in a month. Half a damn year later, not a peep from her. We’re not swimming in cash—those funds were earmarked for a much-needed renovation.
My girl refuses to bring it up, all “that’s my mom” and shit, but I’m fed up. That’s a hefty sum, and the utter lack of respect is grinding my gears. So, I spoke up myself—fuck waiting around. Her mom hits me with this half-joking, half-serious jab: “Wow, men these days can’t even take care of a girl’s mother, always demanding their money back.”
I’m torn if she’s just messing or straight-up insulting me. What do you reckon, folks? Is this some next-level bullshit?

😐— I should just bankroll everyone, right?
👍— Screw her, seriously.
#familydrama #moneytroubles #disrespect #wtf

My mom just tied the knot again, and at first, my new stepdad seemed decent enough. But then I started catching these creepy vibes—he’s way too fixated on my girlfriend. It began with sly little “jokes,” then escalated to lingering touches, and finally, the bastard had the audacity to slide into her DMs and send her a damn dick pic. She showed me the whole disgusting convo. I tried telling my mom, but she’s blind to it, brushing it off like we’re just “misunderstanding” him. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t want to fight with her, but I can’t even stand to look at this creep anymore.
#familydrama #creepalert #toxicrelationships #wtf

Day 21. I stumbled into a wild encounter at a dive bar with a rugged military dude. We tore through a steamy week of passion, banging like animals four damn times, and then—poof—he vanished into thin air. Tracked the bastard down on VK, only to find out he’s got a girlfriend stashed away.

So, do I shrug this shit off and move on, or hunt down his chick and spill every dirty detail?

🌭 - Shut up, let it rot
👍 - Spill the tea
#drama #cheating #revenge #messy

Living with stepdad, seemed like a decent guy - even helped me get into college. Then found out he's texting my girlfriend. Found their intimate photos where they're also making jokes about me. He swears it's "just flirting, nothing more."#stepdad #betrayal #girlfriend #cheating #familyfail #intimate #photos #flirting #lies #backstabbed

Celebrating friend's birthday at his place. Brought a girl I was courting - not official but I was making moves, hints at a relationship. Everything was good, partying, drinking, guitar by the fire, romantic vibes, she was next to me all evening. Went to the bathroom, came back - she's sitting on my friend's lap. Sat down, she didn't even notice, kept laughing and hugging him. I got up, grabbed my backpack and left. Next day she texts asking why I left, why I'm upset. Asked if she thinks it's normal to come with me then sit on my friend's lap in front of me. Her answer: "I'm not your girlfriend, I'll sit on whoever's lap I want." Blocked her. Questions for my friend too - he saw I brought her, knew I liked her. Zero reaction from him, didn't even text after.#disrespected #humiliated #fakefriends #rejection #betrayal #partyfail #brocode #blindsided