Fisting in a Public Shitter

I was strolling through the park, minding my own damn business, when nature screamed bloody murder, and I had to piss like a racehorse. I bolted into the nearest public restroom, a grimy hellhole that reeked of desperation. Did my business, staggered to the sink to scrub off the filth, when—bam!—I hear water gushing like a broken dam. The stall door slams open with a violent thunk, and out struts this chick… with her freaking hand smeared in shit. She flashes me a grin straight from a nightmare and casually drops, “Yeah, I get backed up sometimes. Meds are a rip-off, so I just dig in and clear the pipes myself.”
I flew out of that cursed cesspool so fast, I damn near broke the sound barrier, the wind howling in my wake.
#wtf #gross #publictoilet #shocking

Now that’s what I call emergency relief!

So, I was chilling at a buddy’s place the other day, stepped away to take a quick phone call. I come back, and the poor guy’s looking like death—heart’s acting up, face all pale. Being the wannabe doc that I am, I jump in to check his pulse, but somehow my hand ends up… well, on his dick. Don’t ask me how I got there, I’m as confused as you are.
Anyway, one thing led to another, we ended up banging, and—get this—his heart actually calmed the hell down after. Talk about a miracle cure!
#emergencyrelief #wtf #unexpected #nsfw

How many fucking lunatics are out there in this goddamn world?!

I’m slaving away in a damn clothing store, and I swear, I never imagined there’d be this many batshit crazy fuckers around. One minute, people are screwing like animals in the fitting rooms, the next they’re shitting or pissing all over the place. Hell, I’ve even had to deal with cum-stained clothes—yeah, that’s a thing. And just today, I stumbled upon some drunk asshole passed out in a fitting room, pants nowhere to be found, with his dick just hanging out for the world to see. What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #insanity #retailhell #fuckedup

She’s Cool with Her Dude Banging Hookers

So, my friend dropped a freaking bombshell on me—her guy is out there screwing prostitutes, and she’s just shrugging it off like it’s no big deal. She’s all, “What’s the problem? It’s basically like getting a damn massage, just a paid service.” Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my jaw on the floor, completely floored by this wild-ass logic.
#wtf #relationships #shocker #unfiltered

Are Betrayers Lurking Everywhere?

Lately, I’ve been stumbling into some seriously messed-up bullshit. I meet a guy, we vibe, he starts sweet-talking about how much he’s into me, invites me out, and basically glues himself to my side every damn chance he gets. You know, full-on courting mode. Then, BAM! Out of nowhere, I find out he’s got a girlfriend on the side. And get this—not even always from him spilling the beans. Why the hell are there so many shady two-timing bastards out there?
#cheaters #drama #betrayal #wtf

My buddy’s girl is shacked up with some crusty old sugar daddy

I’ve got this friend, she’s just 23, but she’s tangled up with a dude pushing 50—straight-up grandpa vibes. This geezer’s a real piece of work, smacking her around like she’s a punching bag, and get this—he recently chopped her hair off into some boyish buzz cut just to mess with her. Every time he’s smashed on booze, he’s bellowing that she’s a slut, throwing fists like it’s a damn sport. Forces her to go down on him too, even though she’s kicking and screaming inside, saying that’s not what she signed up for. Word on the street, though? She’s been around the block, supposedly blowing half the town—but only admits to servicing her ancient creep of a man. What a twisted fuckin’ sitcom this is!
#toxicrelationship #sugardaddy #drama #wtf

D21. I kicked my boyfriend to the curb after he crossed every line—cheating on me and spinning a web of lies so thick I could choke on it. We were crashing at my place, so naturally, he had to pack his sorry ass up and get out. While he was stuffing his junk into bags, I flopped down in the other room to binge a series, only to pass out cold. Woke up to a nightmare: my hair chopped to hell and a damn dick shaved into the back of my head! What kind of twisted, petty revenge is this shit?!
#breakuprevenge #betrayal #wtf #savage

The Cuckold Pimp of Shameville

There was this dude in our crew, man, and he’d straight-up let other guys bang his chick... like at parties, she’d be passed out drunk, and he’d be like, "Go for it, 2 grand and she’s yours for the ride, just don’t nut inside, yeah?" Well, guess what, she got knocked up anyway. And this guy, he’s all, "I don’t give a shit, I’m dumping this trash."
But the punchline? He fuckin’ married her in the end!
#cuckold #drama #wtf #savage

Just found out how damn quick sex can be.

I’d been losing my mind over this guy for freaking ages, obsessing over every inch of him. Finally, that magical, long-awaited moment arrived, and I’m practically feral with lust, bending over for him, begging for it. He slides in, thrusts a couple of pathetic times, and boom—he’s done, spilling all over the sheets. I’m so stunned, I can’t even spit out a word. Alright, I think, maybe he’s just nervous, shit happens. But nope, he’s not even up for a second round. We hook up again later, and it’s the same damn story. Barely gets inside me and he’s already finished. What the hell? And get this—the whole time I was pining for him, he was in a long-ass relationship. Makes me wonder what the fuck his girlfriend was doing with him all that time.
#quickie #disappointment #sexfail #wtf

Virgin's Fumble: A Wild First Ride

My first time? Hell, it was a goddamn rollercoaster of nerves, but I powered through. Fumbled like an idiot to find the right spot, finally slid in, only for her to hit me with, "Wait, you haven’t even started yet?"
I’m freaking out, stammering, "Hold on, almost there!"—even though I was already in deep. Desperate, I figured I’d lend a hand—literally. One finger, two, then three… She lets out a scream, and I, like a dumbass, throw in a fifth for good measure.
Next thing I know, she bolts upright, yanks her clothes on, and blurts, "You’re way too much for me!"
Now, word’s spread like wildfire—I’m some kind of beast down there. But honestly? I’m terrified to hook up again. What if the next one runs for the hills too?
#firsttimechaos #epicfail #sexstories #wtf

He betrayed me with my own MOTHER.

At first, I thought it was some sick joke. Then, I suspected blackmail. But when I stumbled upon their messages, the ugly truth hit me like a freight train. It was all real. He’s 24, she’s 46—a twisted, messed-up duo.
He had the audacity to say, “What’s the big deal? I’m into both of you. I didn’t plan this; it just happened, babe.”
Since that gut-wrenching moment, I’ve cut them both out of my life. No words, no forgiveness, just silence.
#betrayal #familydrama #heartbreak #wtf

Alright, so I’ve been dating this chick for about a month and a half now. Things seem fuckin’ awesome on the surface, but here’s the kicker—she’s not putting out, claiming she’s “not ready” yet. Bitch, I’ve been bending over backwards for her, playing the perfect gentleman, even renting a damn place twice just to get some action. But no dice!

Now, here’s the real shit that’s got me twisted. I find out from her own mouth about her dirty laundry, and trust me, it’s a goddamn mess. She’s racked up a full-on slut scorecard: cheated on her ex, fucked some dude from work who was supposedly her “support system,” only for me to learn this guy’s a junkie who’s been in and out of the psych ward. Oh, and get this—she told me she’s asexual. Yeah, right! She admits to banging this loser at least once, and now I’m sitting here with a bitter taste in my mouth, pissed as hell that she gave it up to some fucked-up creep, but I’m left high and dry.
#relationshipdrama #wtf #frustrated #mindblown

Married a Virgin, Or So I Thought

So, I tied the knot with a girl who swore she was pure as driven snow—100% untouched, and hell, there was even blood the first time we got down to business. Fast forward a month, and she’s dropping hints like, "Hey, wanna take the back door? I know you guys are into that." I’m game, but something’s off. She’s way too prepared for this rodeo—cleaned herself out with an enema, had lube on deck, and even special thick condoms just for anal. Turns out, my so-called "virgin" has been taking it up the rear for God knows how long! She just smirks and says, "Babe, the front was all for you."
#virginmyths #backdoorsecrets #wtf #relationshipdrama

Threesome Drama with My Guy’s Best Mate

So, my boyfriend dropped a bombshell on me—he wants to spice things up with a threesome. Not just with anyone, oh no, but with his damn best buddy. Claims he only trusts him for this wild ride. I shut that shit down real quick, said hell no. Now he’s moping around, pouting like a little bitch, whining that I’m not “adventurous” and doomed to a boring-ass life of monotony. What the actual fuck, people?! Am I the weird one here, or is this just next-level insane?
#threesome #relationshipdrama #wtf #spicyconflicts

Split Over a Pair of Massive Tits

He jetted off for a week on a damn business trip, and I was the idiot packing his suitcase, folding his shirts like a good little wife. Then he comes back, all icy and distant, barely looking at me. A couple of days later, the bastard spills it: at some sleazy corporate party, he got tangled up with a coworker.
His excuse? "Babe, she’s got size 4 knockers, I couldn’t help myself."
Five fucking years down the drain, all because of some giant tits I don’t have. Heartbreaking, isn’t it? 😢
#heartbreak #betrayal #cheating #wtf

Perverts... they’re fucking everywhere, lurking in the shadows.

We sniffed out a total nutcase pervert at the office! This sick bastard was jerking off into ice cube trays at home, crafting his own twisted jizz cubes, and then sneaking them into the girls’ coffee at work! How we found out? Let’s just say it’s a goddamn humiliating story, and you can probably guess the rest...
#pervertalert #officecreep #wtf #disgusting

My Trashy Friend and Her Spineless Man

So, my friend’s got this picture-perfect husband—steady job, doesn’t touch a drop of booze, brings everything home for the fam. But get this: he caught her ass in the car with some random dude, balls deep in betrayal. And what does he do? Forgives her sorry ass... for the sake of their kid. Meanwhile, I’m over here scratching my head, wondering how this poor bastard rolls up in the same damn car every day, knowing full well some other guy was pounding his wife in the backseat. How do you live with that kind of filth staining your ride?
#betrayal #cuckold #drama #wtf

Can’t figure out these wild chicks

Split with my ex in a damn explosion of drama—she was screaming vile crap, cursing me out, turning all our mutuals against me like some witch on a rampage. Then, not even a week later, she’s crawling back, begging for a quick roll in the sheets. Say what you will, but I’ve never had anyone grovel for forgiveness mid-thrust before. What a twisted game!
#drama #exproblems #mindgames #wtf

The Crazy Chick

Regarding that post about a tattoo dedicated to an ex, we’ve got a real nutcase at work. This chick is head-over-heels, hopelessly obsessed with the shift supervisor (who’s got a wife and kid, mind you). She’s gone full psycho—inked his birthdate and last name on her skin, plus some other weird shit. She’s got his picture plastered on her phone case, spins wild fantasies about him in her Telegram stories like he’s her damn soulmate. Honestly, this woman’s lost her freaking marbles, completely unhinged, and the poor guy? He’s scared shitless of her deranged ass!
#obsessed #crazyinlove #wtf #creepy

When You're a Total Slacker in Life

P27. So, over the weekend, my neighbor D32 hit me up to fix her kid’s bike. I roll in, start messing with the thing in her hallway, while she’s standing there, chatting me up. She notices I’m struggling a bit, so she squats down right in front of me, legs spread wide, gripping the handlebars to help. And guess what? Under that flimsy robe, she’s got nothing on! I damn near went blind from the view, completely forgot what the hell I was even doing or why I was there. I’m straight-up hooked, can’t stop replaying that moment in my head. But now I’m stuck wondering—was this a deliberate tease, or just a wild, careless accident?
#neighbor #awkward #temptation #wtf

Selling My Sister’s Worn Panties

So, one wild day, I jokingly tossed my sister’s undies up for grabs on a local selling site. And holy crap, it blew up! Now I’ve turned this into a full-on hustle—snagging the cheapest panties from sketchy market stalls, having her wear them for a bit, and flipping them for a cool 5 grand each. Cha-ching, baby!
#sidehustle #weirdbusiness #cashgrab #wtf

**Tattoo Tribute to an Ex**

I met this jaw-dropping chick—stunning looks, fiery attitude, killer curves, and a rack that could stop traffic. Things were heating up fast, clothes coming off, and I’m thinking I’ve hit the jackpot. Then, bam, right under her boob, I spot a tattoo screaming “MISHA” in bold ink. I’m like, “Who the hell is that?” She casually drops, “Oh, my first love. Still the best I ever had, even if we’re not together anymore.”

I’m fucking floored but keep my cool… until I lift the other breast. Holy shit, there’s a full-on portrait of this Misha dude staring back at me! I damn near lost it, kicked her ass outta bed, and laid down the law: “Don’t even think about texting me till that ink’s gone.”
#exdrama #TattooRegret #wtf #redflag

Threesome Chaos and Jealous Rage

So, my chick throws out this wild idea of a threesome with one of her gal pals. I’m like, hell yeah, let’s do this! But holy shit, things went south fast. They ended up clawing at each other like feral cats, tearing into faces over some petty jealousy. Apparently, my girl lost her damn mind because her friend was spending way too much time polishing my rod. End result? Friendship with that chick is toast, and both of ‘em are missing a few teeth after the brawl.
#threesomefail #jealousydrama #catfight #wtf

Sucking for Cash

I stumbled upon this sweet little disgrace of a girl through a random challenge called "compliment the randos who liked your post." We chatted and vibed for a while—she’s 19, a total gem with a sugary voice, a cute face, and a sharp mind. I was damn near ready to hop on a plane and cross 2,000 km just to meet her. But then, she drops a fucking bombshell: she doesn’t need a boyfriend because her own dear uncle pays her to suck him off.
Hey there, Yulia! 🙂
#shocking #taboo #wtf #drama

Scrawled "Advice" on my dick with a marker, just for kicks.

So, I’m getting down and dirty with my girl, the heat’s cranking up. Mid-action, I figure, why not switch things up and aim for the backdoor? Total fail—she’s not having it, throwing up every damn roadblock. She snaps, “Why the hell are you trying to shove it there?” I smirk and hit her with, “Remember when you told me to stick my advice up your ass?”
#naughty #savage #bedroombanter #wtf

Did he cheat with some ancient chick?..

Day 25. I’m sitting with my little girl, feeding her, when the doorbell screeches like a banshee. I open up, and there’s this broad standing there, looking like she just crawled out of a thrift store dumpster. She hits me with, “I’ve been banging your husband for half a year now. Had no clue he was playing house with a family.”
He’s swearing up and down it’s blackmail, that she’s batshit crazy... And I’m torn, man. Part of me buys her story, part of me’s like, “Nah, no way,” because she’s freaking 43, and she ain’t no hot cougar fantasy. Nah, she looks like the grumpy hag who slings cigarettes at the corner shop, for fuck’s sake!
#cheatingdrama #wtf #marriagecrisis #shockingtruth

My ex's mom went down on me like a champ

So, my ex cheated on me, claiming she "didn’t feel cared for." Meanwhile, I was busting my ass fixing the shitter and assembling furniture at her mom’s place, buying groceries, and tossing cash into our joint account.
At least there’s one silver lining—her mom gave me a wild ride when she found out her darling daughter was ditching me. Hell yeah! 🤣
#cheatingdrama #revengeblow #savageaf #wtf

Got scarred for life, and it’s a twisted tale.

Back when I was just a little punk, they left me with a babysitter, barely 20, fresh-faced and clueless. Anyway, she crashes hard, dead to the world, and I stumble upon a porno disc, pop it in, and get an eyeful. Curiosity burns, so I sneak a peek under her dress to see what’s what. Boom—she catches me red-handed, flips out, and lays down some cursed wisdom: “Stick your dick in there, kid, and it’s game over, stuck forever.” That fucked me up real good. Since then, I can’t even get hard for pussy, no matter how hot the chick. Only head works for me now, and I’m just feeding it to the girls, no regrets. 😢
#trauma #wtf #childhoodscarred #taboo

Hell Unleashed at the Doctor’s Office

So, I dragged myself to the gynecologist, still a virgin, mind you. I plopped down on that damn chair, spread my legs like I’m auditioning for some twisted show, and this dude—yeah, a male doc—shoves his finger right up in there, no warning, no lube, nada. Boom, cherry popped, just like that. Blood starts gushing, and this asshole has the audacity to smirk and say, “Better me than some punk-ass kid in a filthy alley.” What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #MedicalNightmare #VirginNoMore #trauma

Family Shitstorm)

D20. Holy fucking hell - walking in on your own damn mother screwing around with YOUR boyfriend! She’s 39, he’s just 23, and what’s worse, these two horny idiots are now planning to “date” like it’s some goddamn rom-com!
#familydrama #wtf #betrayal #mess