Got a gal pal with a dude who's a total prude, won't let her go down on him, if you catch my drift!
Haha, yeah, he's got the goods, but ain't sharing the fun.
She's practically begging for it, poor thing...
So, what’s a friend to do but step in, save the day, and let her have a taste of what she’s craving!

🤣 - Man’s digging his own grave!
😐 - Damn, you’re a real piece of work.
#naughty #savage #drama #wtf

So, there I was, at some regional competition in a random-ass city, when nature called with the urgency of a freight train. I storm into what I thought was a shitter, drop trou, and start unloading my burdens like a goddamn champion. Mid-squat, this bathroom—turns out to be a goddamn sanctuary—starts blasting ocean waves and seagull cries through some hidden speaker. I shut my eyes and bam, I’m dropping a deuce right on a sandy beach, wind in my hair, pure bliss. Finished the deed, wiped my ass with some fancy chamomile-scented wet wipes, feeling like royalty. But wait, plot twist—I’m in the freaking women’s restroom! Step out, and there’s a line of chicks staring at me like I just murdered their puppy. They were, let’s say, mildly horrified.

Oh, and about the competition? Snagged myself a bronze, baby!
#bathroomblunder #epicfail #wtf #competitionvibes

Seems I’ve fucked up a nerve or some shit, can’t feel the right side of my body, especially my damn arm.
It’s scary as hell, no lie, but on the bright side, every jerk-off now feels like a stranger’s hand is doing the deed! 🤣
#nerveissues #wtf #darkhumor #unexpectedperk

So, I’m riding this damn bus, right, and at the far end, there’s this cute-ass boy staring right into my soul with a smirk that’s equal parts creepy and magnetic. I’m thinking, “Holy shit, this is it, we’re about to vibe.” And sure enough, he starts strutting my way, but then—fucking hell—this dumbass steps all over my pristine, fresh-out-the-box white sneakers. And if that wasn’t enough, he pukes right on my jacket, the stench hitting me like a punch. Turns out, the dude was totally hammered... but guess what? We ended up dating anyway! 🤣

admin: Pickup artists, take some damn notes!
#unexpectedlove #busdrama #wtf #romancegonewrong

We were slamming drinks on a random weekday, no fucks given. Started at some dingy café, then rolled into a sweaty, pulsating club. Place was damn near empty, just a ghost town of bad decisions. Wandering around, we spot this lone chick brooding in the corner, looking like she’s got stories to tell. There were three of us, a pack of wolves on the prowl. We sauntered over, threw some smooth lines, and invited her to join the chaos. A few flirty words later, boom, we’re all piling into a steamy sauna, ready to turn up the heat. Decided to go for a wild threesome—hell yeah, she’s game. We head to the back room, where shit’s about to get real.

Everything’s lit, I’m rock hard and raring to go. But then she strips down… and holy shit, I see it. Her lady bits? Man, it’s a fucking nightmare down there—bulging, greasy, like some cursed slug staring back at me. Instant turn-off. My boner dies a tragic death. I’m outta there, quietly grabbing my stuff and bolting for the door, no looking back.

Ladies, for the love of all that’s holy, take care of yourselves. That horrifying snail image is still burned into my damn brain.
#wtf #baddecisions #turnoff #cringe

Been rolling with my man for a solid year now, and shit’s getting real—we’re gearing up to shack up together. Yesterday, we hit the stores, and my darling dropped some cash on a pressure cooker for me, tossing out the line, “You’ve earned this, babe.” I was all smiles on the ride home, feeling like a queen, until a dark thought crept in... Did I just suck my way to a damn pressure cooker? Kinda stings, you know? Feels like he’s priced my efforts dirt cheap...
#relationships #savage #harshreality #wtf

Got into a brutal showdown with my stepdad, smashed out a couple of his teeth, and sent his sorry ass straight to the hospital. All because this dumbass decided to fire up his homemade moonshine rig again. Last time, that piece of crap exploded like a damn bomb, nearly torched our whole apartment to ashes, goodbye kitchen. And my mom’s just standing there, shrugging it off like, “Oh, he miscalculated last time, but it’ll be fine now, we need the cash.” What the hell do I do with this mess?

😐 - Let him brew his poison
👍 - Call the cops on his reckless ass
😢 - Pack my shit and bolt to a rented place
#familydrama #moonshinefail #wtf #rage

I threw up a wild ad on Avito, screaming, "I’ll dump a steaming pile right at your enemy’s doorstep!" Thought it was just a sick joke, tossed it out there, and forgot about it. But holy crap, people are actually hitting me up, ready to shell out 500 rubles for this twisted service! They send the address, I sneak into the building like a goddamn ninja, hunt down the target apartment, drop the load, and snap a pic of the glorious "deposit" for proof. 😂
#prankster #savage #wtf #darkhumor

While rummaging around for something I needed, I stumbled upon a wild stash of dildos tucked away in my mom’s couch, clearly for her private pleasure. I confronted her about it, and she flipped out, shrieking like a banshee, denying everything and insisting I must’ve imagined it. Come on, I’m not blind—there’s no way I dreamed up something that damn vivid! But when I sneaky-checked the couch again later, the evidence had vanished. My mom’s a crafty fox, isn’t she? 😜
#familysecrets #awkwardmoment #sneaky #wtf

Man, I’m totally pissed at my dude! In my dream, I just tried to wrap my arms around him for a sweet cuddle, and the bastard nearly snapped my freaking arm in half! What the hell, right? 😤
#dreamdrama #relationshipfail #wtf #angryvibes

Hey, shameless crew, what’s good?
I’m dropping my first wild tale here, so buckle up!
Here’s the deal—I was 18, fresh off the boat in St. Petersburg, straight from my tiny nowhere town.
Back home, my parents kept me on a tight leash, no fun allowed, so when I hit the big city, I went full savage: boozing, partying, hitting every sweaty club in sight.
One night, I stumbled down one of Piter’s infamous sin streets—y’all know the vibe, though they shut that shithole down since.
I got absolutely hammered, trolling for someone to crash the night with.
Spotted a chick, made out hard, hands all over each other, and hell yeah, we rolled back to her place. She looked hot—or at least, my drunk ass thought so.
We get there, climb the stairs, step into her pad, and I’m already hyped for some raw action.
Then, from a smoke-drenched kitchen, a dude’s voice growls, “The fuck you ain’t alone?”
She fires back, “I’m getting even, asshole. You drag random sluts home from the club all the time.”
Somehow, this psycho calms down—what kind of fucked-up relationship even is this?
We crash into bed, and I’m like, “Fuck it, I’m out,” too wasted to bounce in the middle of the night.
Next thing I know, she’s taking turns blowing us both.
What the hell, right? I couldn’t even finish—shit was too weird, and I was way too smashed.
Then she starts pushing for a double-team with her damn husband, but I’m so done I fake a back injury, acting like I can’t even move.
Passed out like that.
Morning comes, and she keeps creeping into the room, checking if I’m awake, even trying to jerk me off, but I play dead harder than ever.
Finally, when she stops hovering, I bolt—throw on my clothes, sprint out the door, not a word said.
I was completely fucking floored.

Hit that like, and I’ve got more insane first-year college chaos to spill!
#wildnights #wtf #crazystories #piterparties

I dragged myself home after a grueling day at work, only to find my boyfriend holed up in a damn fortress of chairs, pillows, and blankets. He’s sprawled out, looking like a defeated king, whining about how work has completely fucked him over. What the actual hell is this nonsense?! The dude’s 28 years old, for fuck’s sake!

🤣 - Totally fine, let him live
😐 - Straight-up unhinged behavior
👍 - Drag his ass to a spa, get him some damn massages
#wtf #grownmanchild #workstress #spaday

Let’s break this down: who’s the real asshole in this mess?

So, I hit up my buddy’s ex on a hookup app and straight-up told him about it. He shrugged it off with a “Bro, I don’t give a flying fuck about her.” Cool, green light. Next thing you know, I’m balls deep, stuffing her face like a damn Thanksgiving turkey, and she’s even showing me vids of her current dude pounding her raw and finishing inside. Fucking wild.

Later, I link up with my bro. I light up a fat joint for him as a peace offering. He’s like, “We’re good, man,” and bails. All seems chill. Then, out of nowhere, he blows up my Telegram with, “That joint means jack shit. You’re a fucking dick for this.” I clap back, “Dude, you literally said you didn’t care. Plus, we both know she’s a straight-up slut.” Harsh, but true.

Now I’m stuck wondering: was he right to torch our friendship over this? I’d die for my boys, no question, but this whole situation is a goddamn clusterfuck.

🌭 — You did the right thing by giving him a heads-up; it’s his hypocrisy, not your fault.
😐 — You’re a total dumbass, no redemption for you.
#drama #betrayal #brocode #wtf

I heard about this dude (not me, swear to God). This crazy bastard bet he could go without a shower for two whole months, and the filth on his ass built up into some gnarly crusts. Then, in a moment of sheer stupidity, he decided to rip those suckers off, completely underestimating the damn danger. Ended up tearing his own asshole in the process... brutal as hell. 😢
#gross #epicfail #wtf #bodyhorror

I’m stuck in this damn apartment block, and the neighbors upstairs are banging like wild animals every freaking night. Last night, for instance, they were going at it hardcore until 4 a.m., screwing with my sleep big time. Yo, shameless crew, hit me with some advice on how to deal with this crap:

👍 - Storm up there mid-action and tell ‘em to shut the hell up.
🤣 - Sneak up and take a dump right outside their door, no words needed.
#noisyneighbors #sleeplessnights #wtf #revenge

So, I was vibin’ with this chick for a couple of weeks, right? Then, bam! Today I find out she was straight-up making out with some dude at a random birthday bash. We met up later that day to hash out this absolute bullshit. I was ready to let it slide, ya know, give her a second chance if she’d just cut off all dudes and quit the booze. But nah, she told me to fuck off and we’re done. What a wild ride! 😳
#drama #heartbreak #cheating #wtf

Is it worth throwing punches over a chick? I’m straight-up thinking it’s absolute bullshit, but my girl’s got a different take. She’s like, “What if my ex rolls up outta nowhere and starts talking shit to you? What you gonna do then?” I’m just like, “Yo, y’all sort your own damn drama. What’s he gonna ‘come at me’ for? For what reason?” Long story short, she hit me with the “You’re weak as a man” line. Lmao, for real?

😐 - She’s got a point, I guess.
👍 - Dump her ass, no cap.
#relationshipdrama #manup #toxicvibes #wtf

I went to meet my girl’s folks, ready to make a good impression. But her dad, man, he straight-up dropped a bombshell on me with this line: “Listen here, punk, you better wrap it up tight when you’re banging her. She’s already had one abortion, and I ain’t dealing with that shit again.”
I’m 19, she’s 18, and I’m just standing there like… what the actual fuck? 😐
#awkward #familydrama #toomuchinfo #wtf

So, get this—some dude decided to mark his territory by pissing all over the biology teacher’s door. Total savage move, right? But here’s the kicker: the teacher’s son went full berserk and tore him a new one. Thing is, they never caught the guy red-handed. He’d just casually drench half the damn floor like it was his personal urinal, cool as a cucumber. Still, they figured out it was him. How, you ask? Through some goddamn CSI-level piss analysis, that’s how!
#wtf #savage #pissdrama #busted

Picture this: I was in 8th or 9th grade, stuck at school way past the bell, sweating it out in the gym with my crew, pushing our limits. By nightfall, the place was a ghost town—just a lone security guard chilling downstairs. No cameras back then, no tight leash, just pure, unfiltered freedom.

And then, two absolute legends—or total idiots, depending on your view—cooked up a plan so wild it could only come from teenage chaos. Why trek home to take a leak when you’ve got a whole damn school as your playground? The first genius struts into the bathroom, handles his business, and doesn’t even bother flushing. Nah, he takes it up a notch—wraps his masterpiece in a plastic bag and sets out on a personal vendetta. His target? The physics teacher’s door. Smears that nasty payload all over it like he’s painting a grudge in pure filth.

The second dude? He doesn’t even make it to the bathroom. He picks the grand lobby, zeroing in on a massive flower pot that once brightened the hallway. Now, it’s just a sad witness to a crime against decency, soaked in his “contribution.”

Come morning, the stench from that pot was a weapon of mass destruction. People didn’t just speed-walk past it—they held their breath like they were diving underwater, praying to survive the assault on their senses.

As for the door-smearing artist, well, karma’s a bitch. Someone snitched, or maybe he couldn’t keep his trap shut—either way, he got busted. Punishment? Scrubbing his own disgusting artwork off that door with his bare hands. Maybe it gave him a moment to reflect on life’s deeper meaning. But let’s be real—probably not.
#teenagechaos #schoolshenanigans #wtf #epicfail

Here we go again, diving headfirst into disgrace! Another wild tale about that infamous skank Natasha from Volgograd, who’s screwing around while her poor boyfriend’s off serving in the army. This time, the shameless tramp was caught giving head in a mall bathroom just to snag some cheap dress. Damn, Temych, ditch this trash already! You’re strutting around like a clueless stag with antlers, thinking your whore is loyal, but screw that delusional bullshit! 🤣
#drama #cheater #scandal #wtf

Just before September 1st, I figured I’d pamper myself with a manicure. There’s this new dirt-cheap salon that popped up right downstairs in my building, practically still smelling of fresh paint. I thought, hell, why not? It’s a bargain, and the technician seemed decent enough. She nicked my finger a bit, no biggie, and honestly, the job was pretty clean otherwise.

But today, as I’m strolling by, I see this fucking bombshell of a notice plastered on their door:
"Attention: Anyone who got a manicure between August 25th and 31st, get tested for HIV ASAP. The technician has been diagnosed with the virus."

I’m standing there, jaw on the floor, reading this shit, and my brain just refuses to process it. Is this even fucking real?
What the actual fuck?! Holy shit! What the hell am I supposed to do now?!
#wtf #healthscare #manicurefail #fucked

My cousin got busted by his mom while jerking off.
Now, the poor bastard’s parading around butt-naked,
a brutal clothespin clamped on his dick, hands tied tight.
As for his age? Let’s keep that a dirty little secret of shame! 🤣
#humiliation #caught #wtf #cringe

Hey, everyone!

I threw out a wild idea as a joke, suggesting to my boyfriend that we order a call girl for some fun. To my shock, he didn’t even flinch—just nodded and started browsing options like he was picking out a damn pizza. My stomach churned with unease as I watched him scroll. Then, out of nowhere, he laughed it off with a casual “Nah, just kidding.” Now I’m stuck wondering what the hell to make of this. What’s your take?

👍 - He’s just messing around, matching my vibe.
🌭 - He was dead serious but chickened out, scared of the fallout.
#relationshipdrama #trustissues #wtf #mindgames

That bastard beat the hell out of me. I’m talking real, raw fists slamming into me. Covered up the bruises with makeup, paid for my own damn dental repairs out of pocket. And finally, I walked away from that piece of trash. Then my mom has the audacity to say, “Oh, come on, you know he’s got a hot temper. And when he hits you? That’s the truest sign he’s head over heels for you.”

I’m standing there, and I just want to scream my lungs out.

👍 — Tell both of them to fuck off
😢 — Nod along with Mom, she’s apparently the expert on love
#domesticabuse #toxicrelationships #breakfree #wtf

Today, I witnessed a damn wild scene—a grimy homeless dude squatting in the bushes, taking a massive dump right into a plastic bag. With that stinking bundle of filth slung over his shoulder like a trophy, he strutted straight toward the nearest "Magnit" store. Bold as hell, he marched in, planted his nasty little bomb in a locker, slammed it shut, locked it tight, and strolled out with the key in hand like he owned the place.
#wtf #gross #publicnuisance #shocking

My old man, hammered out of his mind, decided to take a leak right into the fridge. When I asked him, "What the hell were you thinking?!" he slurred, "Ain’t been no rain for ages, son. Them tomatoes in there were gonna shrivel up—had to water ‘em, didn’t I?" 😂
#drunkstories #wtf #familycrazy #epicfail

Holy shit, I’m just a broke-ass student, so I started hustling as a so-called “teacher” for random folks, teaching English on the side. But here’s the kicker—my browser is a goddamn mess, caching all kinds of filthy crap in the address bar. Type in a “P,” and boom, it’s straight-up porn, motherfucker! Throw in another letter, and it’s anal, no joke! I finally said screw it and wiped the entire history, even though I had some legit sites saved for work and stuff.

And guess what? Now, none of the useful shit like email or work links pop up anymore, but somehow, the damn porn still lingers like a bad smell! 🤣🍆
#studentlife #browserfail #nsfw #wtf

My buddy Kent has turned into a damn leech, always hittin’ me up for cash with that tired “just until payday” excuse. Started with a measly grand, then jumped to five, and now he’s got the balls to beg for a whopping twenty thousand. Sure, he pays me back, but always drags his feet like he’s doin’ me a favor.

What the hell should I do?

👍 - Screw him, don’t hand over 20k
😐 - Lend it, but make him sign a damn IOU
#moneytrouble #brokefriends #loanshark #wtf

So, my chick dropped a bombshell on me, pushing for these so-called "open relationships." She laid it out raw: "Our love is ours, we share the household grind, but banging others on the side? Totally cool." I’m fucking floored, man, no clue how to even process this shit.

What the hell do I do, folks? This is some next-level messed-up drama. And get this—I'm the one shelling out most of the cash for groceries and rent, while she barely lifts a finger, cleaning once in a blue moon and throwing together a meal when she feels like it.

🌭 - Roll with it and see where this wild ride goes
👍 - Cut ties and get the hell out
😐 - Sit her ass down for a serious talk and lay down some hard-ass boundaries
#relationshipdrama #openrelationship #wtf #mindblown