Day 25. Got a tale about an old buddy of mine that’ll make you cringe and cackle. A bunch of us got together for a “classy” night of boozing—or, well, not so classy. Next morning, this absolute legend wakes up with a blank slate, no clue what went down. Turns out, the madman had been rolling around in God-knows-where, caked in filth, and the apartment? It reeked like a goddamn sewer. Why, you ask?

In the dead of night, half-asleep and still smashed, this genius felt nature’s call—the big one. In his drunken stupor, he somehow mistook a fancy-ass, top-dollar gaming chair (belonging to the host, no less) for the damn toilet. Yeah, he did his dirty deed right there, dumped a load on that poor chair, then just stumbled back to crash. Come morning, the horror show was revealed: shit was literally dripping down his legs, smeared across the bed, the floor, everywhere. It was a complete and utter shitstorm, folks. Absolute insanity! 🤣
#epicfail #drunkstories #wtf #shithappens

Hey there, folks! Been lurking in the shadows of shame for a while, but here’s my first wild confession. So, I’m on this grimy bus, minding my own damn business, when some drunk bastard behind me starts pointing his grimy finger at me like I owe him something. I throw the same gesture right back at him with a smirk. 😏

Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲

Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
#badass #busdrama #streetjustice #wtf

P20. So, yesterday I handed over my PC to my dumbass brother ‘cause he needed it for studying (some extra classes bullshit). Anyway, I was poking around on the computer later, decided to check my account balance, and holy shit—what do I see? A pathetic 11 rubles! I’m freaking the fuck out! I dive into the browser history, and this idiot has been flushing the cash I’ve been grinding for a car—20k straight to some trashy streamer chick with cringe-ass messages like “let’s date, babe.” On top of that, he dumped 120k into some shady online casino, lost every damn penny, and somehow racked up a 40k debt to boot. I’ve already dunked his sorry head in the village outhouse, and now I’m plotting what’s next. If you were me, what would you do?

🤣 - Dunk his head again for shits and giggles
😐 - Beat his ass and snitch to the parents
#familydrama #brothersucks #moneygone #wtf

So, I recently dove headfirst into a damn brawl, stepping up for some dude who was getting squeezed by a couple of punks. I broke it up, took a solid punch to the face, but eventually, shit calmed down. Now, this guy’s glued to my ass like a lost puppy, acting like I owe him my soul or some crap. He’s camped out by my place, blowing up my phone, begging for help with random bullshit, as if I’m his goddamn “big bro” now. I didn’t sign up for this nonsense! Problem is, I can’t just tell him to fuck off—kinda feel bad for the poor bastard. What the hell do I do?

😐-ghost him
🤣-smash his face in
#drama #streetlife #loyalty #wtf