Met this chick at a wild house party, ended up banging her brains out.
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.

Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!

I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf

I was chilling at home, blasting tanks in my game.
Suddenly, the door swings open—my old man struts in with the upstairs neighbor, a 40-year-old broad with an ass like a damn bulldozer. Mom’s out pulling a 24-hour shift, saving lives as a medic.
I figured, whatever, they’ll just sit, sip some tea, no biggie.
But 10 minutes later, I hear moans, loud-ass slapping, and my dad growling, “Get on your knees, bitch.”
I damn near choked on my mouse.
Stormed out, slammed the door—and later, he texts me: “Don’t snitch to your mother.”
What the actual fuck.
This is what they call family?
#familydrama #wtf #cheating #shocking

My mom banged my best friend, and I’m still reeling from the betrayal.
I’m 22, getting wasted with my buddy at my place. Mom comes home from work, and honestly, she looks damn fine for her age, not some worn-out hag.
I wake up the next morning—buddy’s gone, mom’s blushing like a schoolgirl, and as I stumble around the apartment, I spot a used condom in the trash.
Yeah, you guessed it.
They fucked while I was passed out in the next room.
I stormed out, plopped down on a bench, and realized—this isn’t life, it’s a goddamn porn parody of hell itself.
#betrayal #wtf #familydrama #mindblown

My drunken stepfather was a damn nightmare, terrorizing our family with his booze-fueled rampages. Sober, he’s alright, almost human. But when he’s smashed, holy hell—chasing the dog with a freaking angle grinder, waving a knife in my face, or smacking my sister around like she’s a punching bag. And then, in a glorious twist of karma, the bastard got wasted, stumbled, and fell right into an open sewer manhole. There he is, sprawled at the bottom with a busted leg, groaning like a wounded beast, while we’re up here pissing and shitting ourselves from laughter. And guess what? All that filth is raining down on him in torrents, a shitty waterfall of justice.

😂 - Hell yeah, serves him right!
😢 - Damn, you monsters, help the poor idiot!
#karma #familydrama #wtf #schadenfreude

Dude, the only action I got this whole damn summer was with a freaking watermelon, talk about a sad fuck! 😢
#epicfail #summerfail #desperate #wtf

Hey, folks! I’ve gotta spill the beans about my ex and get your raw, unfiltered takes on this shitshow. First time we got down and dirty, I was hit with a fuckin' shock—HER NIPPLES WERE HAIRY AS HELL! I mean, damn, I asked her to shave, and she did, no drama there. Her downstairs was decent enough, but holy fuck, the stench coming off it during sex was a straight-up nightmare. And don’t even get me started on the thick, yellow gunk always staining her panties... So, comrades, hit me with your thoughts:

🤣 - No biggie, girls can be like that sometimes
😐 - What the fuck, how did you even bang her...
#wtf #gross #relationships #nocensor

My buddy’s got a girl, just 19, and holy hell, her story’s a damn rollercoaster.

Get this: her dad was getting freaky with himself in the bathroom, rubbing one out like there’s no tomorrow. She strolls in for a shower right after, and boom, somehow she ends up knocked up. When she found out, her jaw hit the floor, and she spilled the beans to my friend. But here’s the kicker—my dude wasn’t even around when this baby-making madness went down!

Her mom, upon hearing this twisted tale, went full savage, laid into her husband with a fury that could shatter walls, and then just peaced out, leaving his sorry ass behind.
#wtf #familydrama #shocking #mindblown

My girl went down for a freaking labubu, straight-up saying, "Screw it, 10 minutes of work and I don’t gotta shell out cash." Damn, got me thinking hard about some wild choices! 🤣

🌭 - Take that sucker like a champ
👍 - Don’t be a cheap hoe, why the hell you need this trash anyway?
#wildlife #boldmoves #nojudgment #wtf

Hey, shame’s my middle name, and I’ve got a wild stash of stories, like that infamous d21 with a cucumber up the ass!
So, I’ve got this chick I know who figured she’d rake in some quick cash by seducing her boss—a dude with two kids, mind you. She damn near pulled it off, slinking her way into his fantasies. But plot twist: the guy’s a hardcore foot freak! Instead of a steamy night, he chains her up in shackles, and she’s stuck like that till dawn, rattling around like a medieval prisoner. What a riot! 😂
#wildstories #kinkygonewrong #officefail #wtf

Hey there, you scandalous bunch! Back when I was just a third-grader, we had this poor kid in class who straight-up crapped his pants during a lesson. And if that wasn’t bad enough, he later dropped a load under the floor tiles! Naturally, everyone ripped into him for it, mocking him mercilessly. But here’s the kicker—he only shat himself because our batshit-crazy Russian teacher wouldn’t let him go to the damn bathroom. So, what’s your take? Is it acceptable to trap someone in class with no toilet break??

😐 - Should’ve held it in, he’s old enough
👍 - That teacher’s a total asshole!
#classroomdrama #teacherfail #embarrassingmoments #wtf

I’m crashing in this badass beach town, and I ended up vibing with this chick. So, we’re strolling along, and I’m like, “Yo, let’s chill for a sec.” She hits me with, “What, you didn’t grab a blanket or some shit?” I’m like, “Nah, didn’t think of it, but we can snag a bench or whatever.” She’s all, “I wanna be by the ocean, but I ain’t parking my ass on these rocks—throw down your shirt.”

I’m thinking, “Are you fucking kidding me?” and say, “You’re outta your mind.” She’s like, “What’s the big deal, it’s fine.” I shoot back, “Then use your own damn shirt.” She comes at me with, “Ugh, you’re not even a real man.” At that point, the convo just died, and I was like, fuck this, I’m out—bailed straight back to my place.

Just to clear the air, this wasn’t some snotty little teen; chick’s 25, supposedly a grown-ass woman (I’m 26). So, what’s the verdict, fam? Am I the asshole here?

😐 - Should’ve laid down the shirt, bro, be a damn knight
👍 - Screw her, what a entitled pain in the ass
#beachdrama #toxicvibes #wtf #relationships

So, my mom got herself a new man, some dude named Uncle Borya, stepping into the role of stepdad, since my real dad’s been six feet under for five damn years. This guy moves in, and at first, he seems alright, not a total asshole. But then, one night, he gets completely hammered, stinking of cheap vodka, and I overhear him in the kitchen, slurring to my mom, “Why don’t we dump Nikita in an orphanage and pop out a fresh kid of our own?” My mom’s like, “Are you out of your fucking mind?” And this bastard just shrugs and says he ain’t wasting his cash or energy raising someone else’s “seed.”

By the way, Nikita—that’s me, a 14-year-old just trying to survive this shitshow.
If they don’t ship me off to some hellhole orphanage, I’ll update y’all.
#familydrama #stepdadproblems #wtf #teenstruggles

Back in our first year, my guy and I slung plates as waiters in this little joint. The owner’s buddy was a real piece of work—missing the damn toilet, squatting in the place for hours after closing, and leaving behind a freaking war zone of filth. We weren’t about to just suck it up, so we cooked up some sweet revenge for this bastard.

It started off tame, just a little snot in his grub and spit in his drink. But oh, it escalated fast. My man straight-up tossed some literal shit into his salad and smeared dick cheese into the frothy coffee foam. And guess what? The dude wolfed it down without so much as a flinch. This sick game went on for damn near a year, and every time, we had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up at the disgusting spectacle.

😢 - Man, you two are straight-up monsters
👍 - Fucker had it coming, total jackass
#revenge #grossout #sickpranks #wtf

Let me spin you a wild tale from kindergarten days. There was this unhinged little girl in our group who, every damn time we were let out for a walk, would straight-up devour dirt like it was a gourmet snack. One day, the teacher caught her red-handed, munching on soil like a feral gremlin. So, at lunchtime, the teacher, with a savage smirk, piled a full plate of dirt in front of her as a twisted joke. And guess what? That crazy kid ate the whole damn thing without a second thought!
#weirdkids #kindergartenchaos #wtf #savage

So, I’ve got this buddy, just 20 years old, and some bastard leaked a wild-ass video into our group chat. It’s his chick, 18 and feisty, chilling at some random pad, blindfolded, cackling like a hyena while she’s jerking off some dude’s sad, limp dick.
Then, boom, she rips off the blindfold, shrieks, “Holy shit, who the hell is this?!”—and the whole damn room erupts, laughing their asses off, clapping like it’s the prank of the century.
My boy, absolutely floored, just stares at her and goes,
“Are you fucking insane? What the hell was that?”
And she, with a straight face, cool as a cucumber, hits him with,
“Bro, chill, it’s just a joke! We messed around, no big deal—why blow it out of proportion?”

So, what’s the verdict, fam? He’s still with her, acting like nothing happened, just cruising along like it’s all good.

😐 - Eh, just a prank, who cares
👍 - Dump that skank
#drama #prankgonewrong #wtf #messy

Hey, shame on you! I’ve been waiting to spill this for about 5 damn years. My tale is a wild one—back when I was a snot-nosed kid, I was up to no good, messing around with pure nonsense. In my hood, there was this ragged crew of street dwellers, a bunch of down-and-out bums. Me and my punk-ass friends, we’d roll up every single day just to torment them, laughing at their misery like it was our twisted playground.

And get this—one time, one of my dumbass buddies took it to a whole new level of fucked up. He shat right into an empty chip bag, sealed that nasty surprise, and chucked it straight into a poor bastard’s face. Splat! That’s my story, raw and unfiltered, straight from the gutter of my past.
#shamefulpast #streetlife #wtf #cringe

So, this dude swore up and down that his ex is just a “childhood buddy.” Yeah, right. Every damn time she texts, he bolts to the bathroom like he’s got a secret mission. I snatched his phone once, and guess what? She’s whispering sweet nothings, cooing, “I miss you, my little bear.” Should I just tell him to fuck off right now, or dig deeper into this shady bullshit? Help me out, fam...

😐 - Dig deeper
👍 - Tell him to fuck off
#drama #cheating #relationships #wtf

Just read a wild study claiming that most dudes blow their load in just 5 minutes during sex. They call that normal? What the actual fuck? Am I the only savage out here pounding my chick for at least half an hour straight??

😐- Yeah, I’m a 5-minute man too
👍- I’m railing for 20-30 minutes, minimum
🌭- I’m smashing for over an hour, no cap
😢- I’m done in 2 minutes, fuck my life
#sexlife #bedroombeast #endurance #wtf

Shame? Oh, let me paint you a picture of pure humiliation. Back in my childhood, my own mother would blow up condoms—yes, freaking condoms—and hand them over to me as makeshift balloons to parade around the neighborhood. Can you even imagine the kind of nickname I was slapped with until 9th grade? Take a wild, dirty guess! 😢
#humiliation #childhoodtrauma #wtf #cringe

P21. My brother’s got himself a chick, and they’ve been glued at the hip for years now. I used to scratch my head over it—back in the day, he was hopping from one skirt to the next like a damn grasshopper, but with her, it’s like he’s under some wicked spell. She’s got him hooked, pulled in like a fish on a line. And get this—recently, while plastered, she spilled her twisted little “secret” to me. Turns out, once a week, she’s slipping her period blood into his borscht. Claims it’s some freaky love-and-loyalty ritual. Now I’m sitting here, chewing on whether to rat her out to my bro or just let him keep slurping down his cursed soup, head over heels in la-la land.

😐 - Spill the beans to him
👍 - Nah, let them crash and burn on their own
#DarkSecrets #weirdrituals #love potion #wtf

A couple of years back, I started getting these vile, creepy SMS messages from some unknown number, dripping with sleaze like, "I want you so bad, my balls are aching." Disgusted, I vented to my stepdad about it, and he just shrugged it off with a smirk, saying, "Guess someone’s got it bad for you." I tried to brush it off, ignoring the texts, and eventually, they fizzled out. But then, one day, that same number called me. I pick up, heart pounding, and who’s on the other end? My freaking mom. Turns out, the number belonged to my stepdad all along—he’d just let her use his phone because she was out of credit. To this day, I’m still haunted by the question: what the actual hell was that about?
#creepy #wtf #familydrama #mindblown

She straight-up told me to my face. I was boring as hell. Same old routine—tea every damn morning, movies every freaking night, flowers once a week like clockwork. She craved chaos, the unknown. So, she hooked up with some shady dealer from the train station, bolted to St. Petersburg with him, and got wild, screwing around with three dudes at a rager. I found out through her friend, who even accidentally flashed me the damn photos. The dumbest part? I spent a whole month after that obsessing over whether I could win her back—and how.
#drama #heartbreak #wtf #toxic

D19. My old man’s a hardcore drunk, but he’s got a heart of gold beneath the booze. Just last week, the crazy bastard gambled away his entire pension and even his beat-up sneakers in a card game. Today, he stumbles in, grinning like a madman, and hands me some random phone, saying, “Here, kid, the camera on this bad boy is top-notch, perfect for snapping pics.” Turns out, he straight-up jacked it from some poor kid in the subway. And get this—it’s a damn Samsung Ultra 24! Meanwhile, I’m stuck lugging around my ancient piece of crap phone.

😐 - Keep it, who cares
👍 - Nah, give it back, that’s some felony-level shit
#familydrama #stolenphone #wtf #streetlife

I’ve got a brother, just hit 20, and he’s still a virgin, believe it or not.
A few days back, this dude straight-up fucked a baked potato, skin and all,
and now his dick’s sprouting some weird-ass white spots. What the hell! 😂
#wtf #cringe #weirdshit #nsfw

The old geezer from our street turned out to be a damn drug mule. He’d shuffle around with that cane of his, but get this—there was a freaking secret stash inside it! The cops busted his ass, and now the gossiping grannies on the bench are spreading shit, claiming I was his little errand boy just ‘cause I carried a lousy grocery bag for him once. They’re whispering behind my back like I’m some kind of criminal mastermind. No clue what the hell to do about this mess! 😤
#drama #streetlife #gossip #wtf

I still remember being in eighth grade, just a tiny thing, getting admitted to the hospital. I was young, but I’d overheard the grown-ups whispering about suspected cancer and the looming possibility of surgery. When I broke the news to my homeroom teacher that I’d be out sick, she gave me this cold, lingering stare. Then, out of nowhere, she launched into a grim tale about a girl from one of her past classes. Said the girl looked just like me, got struck down by cancer, strutted into school bald as a cue ball, and then—bam—dropped dead. To this day, I can’t wrap my head around why that grown-ass woman thought it was fine to dump such a gut-punch of a story on a kid like me.
#trauma #insensitive #childhoodmemories #wtf

D23. So, I’ve got this neighbor, a quiet dude, about 50, who’s basically a walking midlife crisis. One day, he helped me lug a damn wardrobe up the stairs, and then, out of nowhere, drops this gem: he’ll pay me 5 grand to "relieve my stress" with a foot massage. Yeah, I double-checked, and he meant it—he’d rub my feet AND fork over the cash! I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, but the guy got all butt-hurt. Now, every freaking night, this jackass—who lives right above me—either bangs on the radiator like a psycho or stomps around like a goddamn enraged elephant. What the hell do I do?

🌭 - Take the deal just to shut him up
😐 - Call the local cop and spill the creepy massage story
👍 - Tell some jacked-up buddies to go rearrange his face
#weirdneighbors #creepyAF #apartmentdrama #wtf

I’m grinding through the night shift as a taxi driver, and I pick up this chick who’s got a dark cloud over her head. We get to chatting, and I can’t help but ask if she’s okay. She spills the beans with a heavy sigh—turns out she’s coming from a client’s place, and the dude straight-up croaked while they were getting down and dirty. She panicked, called an ambulance, and bolted the hell outta there. What a goddamn nightmare!
#wtf #darkhumor #taxistories #shocking

My chick’s a decent catch, but damn, she’s got some wild quirks. Just found out she’s hawking her worn-out socks to some creepy old dude from the next building over for 300 rubles a pop. Her excuse? “It’s just fabric, not like I’m banging him or anything.” Hell, I’m stumped on how to even wrap my head around this bizarre side hustle.

👍 - Let those socks stink of cold, hard cash!
😐 - Lay down the law, man, this is some messed-up bullshit!
#weirdshit #sidehustle #wtf #relationships

So, I was chasing this chick for months, man, pouring my heart into the game.
Some days, it felt like I was winning her over, others, it was a total fucking disaster.
My brain screamed to ditch this mind-fuck of a woman and move on, but damn, I was hooked like a junkie.
Then one night, I had this wild-ass dream—I’m peeling off her clothes, ready for action, and boom, her nipples are straight-up furry!
That shit snapped me out of it, like some old witch cast a spell to break the curse!
#obsession #wtf #dreams #mindfuck