Got a gal pal with a dude who's a total prude, won't let her go down on him, if you catch my drift!
Haha, yeah, he's got the goods, but ain't sharing the fun.
She's practically begging for it, poor thing...
So, what’s a friend to do but step in, save the day, and let her have a taste of what she’s craving!

🤣 - Man’s digging his own grave!
😐 - Damn, you’re a real piece of work.
#naughty #savage #drama #wtf

Rewritten Russian text translated to English:

A week back, I had a wild, fleeting fling with a hot MILF, probably around 30-32. We crossed paths in a sweaty club, knocked back a few cocktails, tore up the dance floor, and before I knew it, she was going down on me right in my car. Numbers exchanged, we planned to link up again in a couple of days. I dial her up, and she’s all casual, asking me to scoop her from work. Turns out, she’s on the force—yeah, a cop, as I later discovered. I roll up hyped for some action, park across from a bank, and notice a damn police station to the left. Didn’t think much of it until she struts out in full uniform, hops in my ride, and says, “Let’s head to my place.” We’re cruising, chatting about random bullshit, and I’m thinking, holy fuck, I’ve hit the jackpot—got myself some cop connections, even if it’s just a sergeant. Who gives a shit, right?

We pull up to her crib, sit there in awkward silence—one minute, two, three. I’m like, fuck this cop-spawning nonsense, so I blurt out, “Wanna invite me in for some… tea?” She lets out a heavy sigh, drops her head, and hits me with, “We need to stop this. I’m pregnant—by someone else. This was all a mistake.” Then boom, she swings the door open, steps out, and just walks off. Left me sitting there, dumbfounded, with a boner and no closure—call me “Andy with a hard pastry,” I guess.

Last night, at 2 a.m., she texts me outta nowhere: “Can we meet? Need to talk.” On one hand, she’s a damn fine MILF, sucks like a pro, and those police ties could come in handy. On the other, if I keep banging her, next thing I know, she’ll be begging me to play daddy to her little gremlin. What the hell do I do, folks?

🌭 - Keep smashing, but dodge the kid-raising drama
👍 - Tell her to fuck off
😐 - Take her and the kid, pros might outweigh the cons
#milfdrama #copconnection #unexpectedtwist #whatdoido

So, this guy has the audacity to call me overly jealous, can you believe it?
But tell me, how the hell am I supposed to stay cool when he’s sneaking off every damn week for “coffee” with his so-called “old college buddy” who, by the way, is head-over-heels obsessed with him?
He swears I’m just making shit up in my head, that I’m crazy.
Am I really overreacting here, or is this just straight-up disrespectful?

😐 - Nah, he’s just chatting, chill out.
🌭 - Hell no, he’s crossing every freaking line.
👍 - Time to play detective and follow his ass once.
#jealousy #drama #relationships #trustissues

D19. Every time I yawn, tears stream down my face like a damn waterfall. Because of this, I’m constantly “sobbing” during classes, and the professors think I’ve got some tragic drama unfolding. They send me home out of pity, and during exams, they just slap an A on my paper without a second thought. Everyone around me assumes I’m a miserable piece of crap, but the raw truth is, I’m just up all night grinding hard in Dota, wrecking noobs till dawn.
#GamerLife #DotaAddict #NightOwl #Misunderstood

I was chilling at my buddy’s birthday bash in a slick loft, everything was pure gold until the vibe got wrecked. Out of nowhere, his chick starts getting all over me—grabbing, groping, the whole damn show—and I’m already locked down in a relationship. I shut that shit down hard, told my mate I felt like crap, and bolted home.

Now, I’m wrestling with this: Did I do right by keeping my own love life and our brotherhood intact? Should I spill the beans to him about this messy situation?

👍🏻 - Hell yeah, man, drop the bomb on your bro about this sneaky broad.
😐 - Keep your trap shut.
#drama #loyalty #brocode #messy

D21. About a month back, I got roped into a wild ride with my bestie and a couple of her shady acquaintances. Two of them, total strangers, and somehow, after cruising around, we ended up in a damn sauna, of all places. We were already half-sloshed, the night a blurry mess of laughter and bad decisions. Long story short, I ended up screwing one of the guys in the heat of the moment.

Fast forward to now—I took a test, and guess what? It’s positive. Too late to back out with an abortion, the window’s slammed shut. As for that guy, no dice—he’s already crawled back to his ex, leaving me high and dry.

Now I’m stuck mulling over whether to slink back to my old flame, the one I had a long, messy history with. He’s got health issues, can’t have kids of his own, which might work in my favor. We could play happy family, but I’m torn—do I spill the ugly truth about this mess, or keep my trap shut and hope for the best?

😐-Dump the kid in an orphanage once it’s born
👍🏻-Shack up with the ex and fake it
😢-Go solo and raise the little gremlin myself
#unexpectedpregnancy #baddecisions #lifechoices #drama

Let’s break this down: who’s the real asshole in this mess?

So, I hit up my buddy’s ex on a hookup app and straight-up told him about it. He shrugged it off with a “Bro, I don’t give a flying fuck about her.” Cool, green light. Next thing you know, I’m balls deep, stuffing her face like a damn Thanksgiving turkey, and she’s even showing me vids of her current dude pounding her raw and finishing inside. Fucking wild.

Later, I link up with my bro. I light up a fat joint for him as a peace offering. He’s like, “We’re good, man,” and bails. All seems chill. Then, out of nowhere, he blows up my Telegram with, “That joint means jack shit. You’re a fucking dick for this.” I clap back, “Dude, you literally said you didn’t care. Plus, we both know she’s a straight-up slut.” Harsh, but true.

Now I’m stuck wondering: was he right to torch our friendship over this? I’d die for my boys, no question, but this whole situation is a goddamn clusterfuck.

🌭 — You did the right thing by giving him a heads-up; it’s his hypocrisy, not your fault.
😐 — You’re a total dumbass, no redemption for you.
#drama #betrayal #brocode #wtf

So, I was vibin’ with this chick for a couple of weeks, right? Then, bam! Today I find out she was straight-up making out with some dude at a random birthday bash. We met up later that day to hash out this absolute bullshit. I was ready to let it slide, ya know, give her a second chance if she’d just cut off all dudes and quit the booze. But nah, she told me to fuck off and we’re done. What a wild ride! 😳
#drama #heartbreak #cheating #wtf

In the gym, there’s this asshole who hogs the equipment, scrolling on his phone for a solid 15 minutes like he owns the place.
I finally had enough and called him out, “Hey, bro, mind not camping on the machines?”
He sneered back with a “Fuck off, prick.”
Well, that was it—I slammed a brutal kick right into his chest.
Next thing I know, they’re threatening to revoke my membership, but I sweet-talked my way out of it, barely.
#gymrage #dontmesswithme #kickass #drama

Is it worth throwing punches over a chick? I’m straight-up thinking it’s absolute bullshit, but my girl’s got a different take. She’s like, “What if my ex rolls up outta nowhere and starts talking shit to you? What you gonna do then?” I’m just like, “Yo, y’all sort your own damn drama. What’s he gonna ‘come at me’ for? For what reason?” Long story short, she hit me with the “You’re weak as a man” line. Lmao, for real?

😐 - She’s got a point, I guess.
👍 - Dump her ass, no cap.
#relationshipdrama #manup #toxicvibes #wtf

Here we go again, diving headfirst into disgrace! Another wild tale about that infamous skank Natasha from Volgograd, who’s screwing around while her poor boyfriend’s off serving in the army. This time, the shameless tramp was caught giving head in a mall bathroom just to snag some cheap dress. Damn, Temych, ditch this trash already! You’re strutting around like a clueless stag with antlers, thinking your whore is loyal, but screw that delusional bullshit! 🤣
#drama #cheater #scandal #wtf

D23. So, I decided to knit a sweater for my boyfriend’s birthday, pouring my heart and soul into it for months. Finally, I hand it over, and what do I get? A sour, ungrateful smirk on his damn face. “What the hell? I don’t even wear crap like this, and winter’s ages away (fucking ages away).” I also splurged on some badass gaming headphones for him, but since we’ve had a massive blowout, I’m seriously tempted to just return them with the receipt and say screw it.

😐 - Hand over the gift, make peace
👍 - Return the headphones, no regrets
#relationshipsuck #giftfail #drama #savage

D23. So, this bastard of a guy screwed me over, lying through his teeth for six damn months. I was naive, holding on to hope, trusting his every word, only for him to tell me to fuck off and ditch me for some other chick.
Fast forward six months after the breakup, and guess what? I caught feelings for his best bro. We started dating, and surprisingly, my family and friends are all for it. Still, deep down, there’s this nagging unease gnawing at me, like I’m walking on thin ice.

👍🏻 - Hey, that’s just life, shit happens. Just focus on being happy, alright?
😐 - This is gonna crash and burn, and honestly, you’re just a slut.
#heartbreak #betrayal #newlove #drama

So, my chick dropped a bombshell on me, pushing for these so-called "open relationships." She laid it out raw: "Our love is ours, we share the household grind, but banging others on the side? Totally cool." I’m fucking floored, man, no clue how to even process this shit.

What the hell do I do, folks? This is some next-level messed-up drama. And get this—I'm the one shelling out most of the cash for groceries and rent, while she barely lifts a finger, cleaning once in a blue moon and throwing together a meal when she feels like it.

🌭 - Roll with it and see where this wild ride goes
👍 - Cut ties and get the hell out
😐 - Sit her ass down for a serious talk and lay down some hard-ass boundaries
#relationshipdrama #openrelationship #wtf #mindblown

Just a week ago, I had a wild encounter—a stunning chick came onto me hard!
She’s a total knockout: gorgeous face, killer body, blonde locks, and not a complete airhead either.
Basically, a damn fine catch. She straight-up propositioned me for no-strings-attached sex, no bullshit like flowers, movies, or dates—just raw action at her place.
But here’s the kicker: turns out she’s my buddy’s girl, been with his best mate for 2.5 years, and they’ve got a wedding on the horizon.
I’ve got a strict code—don’t mess with taken women.

🌭- Spill the beans to my friend, wedding’s off, and I’ll hit it.
😐- Break my own damn rule.
👍- Screw this skank, ditch her ass.
#drama #cheating #temptation #moraldilemma

Back in the day, there was this chick from my class living next door. We barely exchanged a word back then. But when I moved away for studies, shit got real—we started spilling our guts about everything, diving deep into the freaky stuff that gets us going, like wild fetishes and kinky fantasies. So, we made this dirty little pact: when I roll back into town, we’re gonna fuck like there’s no tomorrow. And damn, her body? Pure fire.

Guess what fucking happened next? A week before I was set to show up, I got myself a girlfriend. But, holy shit, it’s been ages, and I’m still itching to bang this old flame. What the hell do I do with this mess?

👍- Screw it, just enjoy the relationship and chill
🌭- Close the damn chapter and smash her already
🤣- Bro, you’ve lost your damn mind🫵
#lust #temptation #drama #wtf

So, after a grueling day at work, my crew and I decided to blow off some steam and hit up a wild party at this sprawling countryside mansion. The vibes were electric—booze flowing like a damn river, bodies grinding on the dance floor, pure chaos in the best way. But then, shit hit the fan. Our mutual friend, this chick who’s supposedly waiting for her soldier boyfriend to come back from duty, got completely trashed and vanished into the shadows with some random dude.

Curiosity—and yeah, a bit of righteous fury—got the better of me. I tracked them down, only to find them in a spare room, already half-naked and tangled up like they were auditioning for a damn porn flick. I gave it a hot second, then stormed in like a bull, tossed the guy out on his sorry ass, and smacked some sense into her with a sharp slap. I laid it out cold: “You better beg for forgiveness from your man, or when he’s back, I’ll spill every filthy detail myself.”

I get it, I could nuke her relationship by opening my mouth. Hell, I probably won’t say a word in the end. But damn, I feel for the guy. If she’s pulling this kind of betrayal now, who’s to say she won’t do it again? Loyalty’s a rare fucking gem, and she’s tossing it in the dirt.
#betrayal #partyfail #drama #loyalty

Been shacking up with my girl for two damn years now. She’s always sworn up and down that she despises her ex, wouldn’t even spit on him if he were on fire. So, imagine my shock when I roll in from a grueling day at work, only to find them cozy as hell at our kitchen table, sipping tea and giggling like old pals. Her excuse? “Oh, we’re just friends.”

Yeah, right. Just friends, my ass.

👍 – Kick both their sorry asses to the curb
😐 – Swallow the bullshit and move on
#betrayal #drama #relationships #wtf

Met this chick at a wild house party, ended up banging her brains out.
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.

Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!

I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf

I met this chick, and damn, she’s fire. A couple of weeks in, I stumble upon her secret channel and OnlyFans page... Nothing illegal, but straight-up spicy content. She’s not even shy about it, just shrugs and says, “I don’t see the big deal, it’s a killer side hustle.” Meanwhile, my head’s a fucking mess over this.

👍 - If jealousy’s eating you alive and you can’t deal, just bounce. That’s a toxic spiral waiting to happen.
🌭 - Or roll with it, man. Join her and make some steamy content together.
#relationships #drama #spicycontent #modernlove

Hey, folks! I’ve gotta spill the beans about my ex and get your raw, unfiltered takes on this shitshow. First time we got down and dirty, I was hit with a fuckin' shock—HER NIPPLES WERE HAIRY AS HELL! I mean, damn, I asked her to shave, and she did, no drama there. Her downstairs was decent enough, but holy fuck, the stench coming off it during sex was a straight-up nightmare. And don’t even get me started on the thick, yellow gunk always staining her panties... So, comrades, hit me with your thoughts:

🤣 - No biggie, girls can be like that sometimes
😐 - What the fuck, how did you even bang her...
#wtf #gross #relationships #nocensor

I’m grinding away as a delivery driver, and one day I pick up this stunning chick—total knockout, all polished and classy. We hit it off, chatting like old pals. Things felt smooth as hell, so we swapped digits and even grabbed coffee over the weekend.

Fast forward a couple of weeks, I’m hauling another order and, lo and behold, I roll up to her damn husband’s place. Dude’s all smiles, snatches the food, thanks me like I’m his best bud, and casually drops, “Gonna chill with the wifey and binge a show tonight.”

Now I’m stuck in this messed-up headspace. Do I spill the beans to this poor bastard or keep my trap shut? Part of me screams, “Mind your own damn business,” but the other half is raging—nothing pisses me off more than watching someone get played like a fool behind their back.

😐 - Stay out of it, live your own life
👍 - Lay it all out for the guy, he deserves the truth
#drama #betrayal #awkward #moraldilemma

I decided to stir up some raw, unfiltered chaos with a little social experiment aimed at the infamous позорчанки. So, I started straight-up asking every one of them: "Is it cool if a dude at 30 is packing just 15 cm down there?"

Here’s the wild breakdown of their reactions:
73 straight-up said, "Hell yeah, it’s fine!"
15 were like, "Nah, that’s a dealbreaker."
7 ghosted me like I didn’t even exist.
3 told me to go f*ck myself without hesitation.
5 blocked my ass instantly.

And that, my friends, is why позорчанки are the absolute legends of the internet jungle!
#socialexperiment #unfiltered #savage #drama

Hey, everyone! I’m 18 and just had a wild night out with a 42-year-old dude who claimed he’s “divorcing” his wife but can’t because of their little girl. He rolled up in a slick car, treated me to a fancy restaurant, smoked hookah like a pro, the whole damn show. When we said goodbye, we locked lips like it was nobody’s business.

But then, plot twist! I stalked his wife’s social media, and guess what? Their life is picture-perfect. That shiny car he drove me in? A birthday gift to HER less than a month ago. And get this—they just celebrated 18 freaking years of marriage in early June!

Now I’m sitting here feeling like a homewrecking bitch, tearing their family apart...

Shame squad, hit me with your thoughts...

👍 - He’s a cheating bastard
😐 - I’m the screwed-up one
#drama #cheater #homewrecker #scandal

So, I’ve got this buddy, just 20 years old, and some bastard leaked a wild-ass video into our group chat. It’s his chick, 18 and feisty, chilling at some random pad, blindfolded, cackling like a hyena while she’s jerking off some dude’s sad, limp dick.
Then, boom, she rips off the blindfold, shrieks, “Holy shit, who the hell is this?!”—and the whole damn room erupts, laughing their asses off, clapping like it’s the prank of the century.
My boy, absolutely floored, just stares at her and goes,
“Are you fucking insane? What the hell was that?”
And she, with a straight face, cool as a cucumber, hits him with,
“Bro, chill, it’s just a joke! We messed around, no big deal—why blow it out of proportion?”

So, what’s the verdict, fam? He’s still with her, acting like nothing happened, just cruising along like it’s all good.

😐 - Eh, just a prank, who cares
👍 - Dump that skank
#drama #prankgonewrong #wtf #messy

Hey there, what a SHAME, huh?))))
D-23
I’ve been following you since 8th grade, damn!
Managed to tie the knot and already ditch the bastard.
Just six months back, I was popping bottles for my birthday, had a boy toy who was 3 years younger.
Guess what he brought as a gift? A freakin’ PINEAPPLE and some flowers!
Before him, my ex-hubby spoiled me rotten with pricey shit and shiny jewels.
Am I just too damn high-maintenance, or is this kid still wet behind the ears?🤔

🤣-Hell yeah, epic gift, quit your bitching!
😐-Nah, that’s some lame-ass crap!
#drama #relationships #giftfail #savage

So, this dude swore up and down that his ex is just a “childhood buddy.” Yeah, right. Every damn time she texts, he bolts to the bathroom like he’s got a secret mission. I snatched his phone once, and guess what? She’s whispering sweet nothings, cooing, “I miss you, my little bear.” Should I just tell him to fuck off right now, or dig deeper into this shady bullshit? Help me out, fam...

😐 - Dig deeper
👍 - Tell him to fuck off
#drama #cheating #relationships #wtf

If you ever feel like a complete idiot, just remember there are dudes out there starting street fights over a chick who cheated on them. And get this—they’re out there smashing some random guy’s face in, a poor bastard who didn’t even know the skank had a boyfriend in the first place! 🤠

😐 - Honestly, they’re kinda in the right.
👍 - Nah, they’re just dumbass simp losers.
#drama #streetfights #cheating #idiots

So, my buddy spilled the beans about this chick he’s been messaging, some pen-pal romance straight out of a damn prison cell. He’s head over heels, swearing she’s the love of his life, set to be released in September, and they’re already planning the damn wedding. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with the dirty little secret—he’s pouring his heart out to my freaking cousin! And get this, she’s just messing with him for shits and giggles, not even behind bars. What a twisted soap opera!

🤣 - Drop the bomb on him and watch the chaos unfold
😐 - Keep my damn mouth shut and let this trainwreck roll
#drama #mindblown #catfish #savage

So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage