18 days ago
D20. So, here’s the wild tale of how I lost my first cherry, and guess what? It was through the back door. Yeah, I figured my pussy was screaming too loud in pain, so I thought, "Hell, if my ass can push out some hefty pythons, surely taking a dick there won’t be such a brutal ordeal!" And damn, somehow it didn’t feel as savage as I expected. I can’t even wrap my head around doing that now, but fuck, I’m itching to relive that thrill with my current guy. 🥺
🤣 - Bet that dude was packing a tiny pickle if I barely felt a thing!
👍 - Gonna pitch some spicy new moves to my man and see if he’s game!
#wildtimes #firsts #spicyadventures #nsfw
🤣 - Bet that dude was packing a tiny pickle if I barely felt a thing!
👍 - Gonna pitch some spicy new moves to my man and see if he’s game!
#wildtimes #firsts #spicyadventures #nsfw
20 days ago
So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”
Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?
👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido
Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?
👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido
24 days ago
Back in 2017, I was just a second-year student, and damn, did things get wild. We got this smoking hot new IT teacher, barely 25, rocking those scandalously short skirts like she owned the place. Every class, man, it was torture—she’d strut around, and I’d be rock hard, no escape. Ended up sneaking off to the bathroom to handle business, if you catch my drift.
#hotteacher #collegevibes #wildmemories #nsfw
#hotteacher #collegevibes #wildmemories #nsfw
28 days ago
Regarding those wild stories about threesomes.
Back in the day, I was slinging drinks as a waiter in a real dive joint, a place dripping with sleaze. There was this crew of three chicks at a table, and one of ‘em kept tossing flirty glances my way. By the end of the night, she straight-up invited me back to her place. I turned her down, though—back then, I was more into paying for quick thrills with pros. A couple of days later, craving some action to blow off steam, I headed to a familiar spot. When the door swung open, I got a weird-ass look before they slammed it in my face. Pissed off, I plopped down on a bench near the building, puffing on a smoke, when a text buzzed in: “Come back up.”
I trudged back, and holy hell, it was two of those gals from the other night! Well, no backing out now. We got down to some serious bedroom cardio with one of them. After the deed, the three of us stepped out to the balcony for a smoke, and one of the chicks casually throws out the idea of a threesome. Who the fuck am I to say no, especially when it’s on the house? So yeah, I ended up banging two of ‘em, no regrets.
Fast forward to the spicy follow-up.
About six or seven months later, I’m out with a buddy, looking to let loose again. We roll up to the same spot, and I nearly shit myself when one of those same chicks opens the door. What’s a guy to do? Me and my pal took turns with her, tag-teaming like champs.
Life’s one hell of a ride, ain’t it?
#wildtimes #threesome #nsfw #noregrets
Back in the day, I was slinging drinks as a waiter in a real dive joint, a place dripping with sleaze. There was this crew of three chicks at a table, and one of ‘em kept tossing flirty glances my way. By the end of the night, she straight-up invited me back to her place. I turned her down, though—back then, I was more into paying for quick thrills with pros. A couple of days later, craving some action to blow off steam, I headed to a familiar spot. When the door swung open, I got a weird-ass look before they slammed it in my face. Pissed off, I plopped down on a bench near the building, puffing on a smoke, when a text buzzed in: “Come back up.”
I trudged back, and holy hell, it was two of those gals from the other night! Well, no backing out now. We got down to some serious bedroom cardio with one of them. After the deed, the three of us stepped out to the balcony for a smoke, and one of the chicks casually throws out the idea of a threesome. Who the fuck am I to say no, especially when it’s on the house? So yeah, I ended up banging two of ‘em, no regrets.
Fast forward to the spicy follow-up.
About six or seven months later, I’m out with a buddy, looking to let loose again. We roll up to the same spot, and I nearly shit myself when one of those same chicks opens the door. What’s a guy to do? Me and my pal took turns with her, tag-teaming like champs.
Life’s one hell of a ride, ain’t it?
#wildtimes #threesome #nsfw #noregrets
29 days ago
Alright, let me spill the beans on this wild little kink of mine that I indulge in when I’m losing my damn mind.
I roll up in my sleek foreign ride, park that baby right on the sidewalk where there’s a decent flow of foot traffic. Then, I unzip my pants, whip out my 20cm beast, get it rock hard, fling the front windows wide open, and just wait for some hot chicks to stroll by.
Man, their reactions are pure gold—first, it’s pure shock, jaws dropping, then their eyes dart to my face. They see a good-looking dude, dressed sharp, and their expressions flip to curiosity and intrigue.
It’s an absolute rush when there’s just half a meter between us, especially if she’s a stunner in some revealing outfit. Hell, I can blow my load without even touching myself.
But here’s the kicker—every single one of them gets all shy, looks away, and speeds off like they’ve seen a ghost. Come on, just one of you, stop and take a proper gander, damn it! 😢
#kink #publicplay #thrillseeker #nsfw
I roll up in my sleek foreign ride, park that baby right on the sidewalk where there’s a decent flow of foot traffic. Then, I unzip my pants, whip out my 20cm beast, get it rock hard, fling the front windows wide open, and just wait for some hot chicks to stroll by.
Man, their reactions are pure gold—first, it’s pure shock, jaws dropping, then their eyes dart to my face. They see a good-looking dude, dressed sharp, and their expressions flip to curiosity and intrigue.
It’s an absolute rush when there’s just half a meter between us, especially if she’s a stunner in some revealing outfit. Hell, I can blow my load without even touching myself.
But here’s the kicker—every single one of them gets all shy, looks away, and speeds off like they’ve seen a ghost. Come on, just one of you, stop and take a proper gander, damn it! 😢
#kink #publicplay #thrillseeker #nsfw
1 month ago
My boyfriend’s parents are absolutely wild for each other, banging like rabbits with zero shame about it. They’re so open that they even slip my guy condoms they’ve bought themselves whenever we run low. Honestly, I can’t stop fantasizing about them going at it—imagining the positions, the raw passion... it gets me insanely hot. Is this kinda twisted or what? 😔
👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession
👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession
1 month ago
1 month ago
Last night, I was sprawled out, jerking off to some hardcore smut,
Lost in the heat, I fucking passed out mid-stroke.
Woke up around 9 to my mom’s piercing shrieks—
There I was, dick still in hand, cum smeared across the sheets.
Mom went full savage, whipping my legs with a belt,
While Dad couldn’t stop cackling, tossing out jabs like,
“Why chase pussy when you’ve got your trusty fist?”
#nsfw #awkward #familydrama #cringe
Lost in the heat, I fucking passed out mid-stroke.
Woke up around 9 to my mom’s piercing shrieks—
There I was, dick still in hand, cum smeared across the sheets.
Mom went full savage, whipping my legs with a belt,
While Dad couldn’t stop cackling, tossing out jabs like,
“Why chase pussy when you’ve got your trusty fist?”
#nsfw #awkward #familydrama #cringe
1 month ago
Holy shit, I’m just a broke-ass student, so I started hustling as a so-called “teacher” for random folks, teaching English on the side. But here’s the kicker—my browser is a goddamn mess, caching all kinds of filthy crap in the address bar. Type in a “P,” and boom, it’s straight-up porn, motherfucker! Throw in another letter, and it’s anal, no joke! I finally said screw it and wiped the entire history, even though I had some legit sites saved for work and stuff.
And guess what? Now, none of the useful shit like email or work links pop up anymore, but somehow, the damn porn still lingers like a bad smell! 🤣🍆
#studentlife #browserfail #nsfw #wtf
And guess what? Now, none of the useful shit like email or work links pop up anymore, but somehow, the damn porn still lingers like a bad smell! 🤣🍆
#studentlife #browserfail #nsfw #wtf
1 month ago
Here I am, chilling on my balcony, puffing on a cigarette, lost in my own damn thoughts. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch some wild movement. I whip my head around and—holy shit—there in the window of the building next door, some dude is straight-up pounding his lady right against the glass. I couldn’t help but crack a huge grin, gave her a cheeky wave just for shits and giggles, and guess what? She waves back, not missing a single thrust. What a pair of absolute legends—think it’s time to make some new friends!
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected
2 months ago
Hey, I’ve scored a job at this wicked spot, a straight-up sex shop, hell yeah!
Just got some insane new toys in stock—fleshlights crafted from the intimate curves of absolute legends.
We’re talking Autumn Falls and Violet Myers, pure fire!
And damn, for the third shift running, I’ve been taking turns pounding them like there’s no tomorrow! 🤣
#sexshop #nsfw #wildtimes #adulttoys
Just got some insane new toys in stock—fleshlights crafted from the intimate curves of absolute legends.
We’re talking Autumn Falls and Violet Myers, pure fire!
And damn, for the third shift running, I’ve been taking turns pounding them like there’s no tomorrow! 🤣
#sexshop #nsfw #wildtimes #adulttoys
2 months ago
I grill every single one of my guys with the same damn question—have you ever tasted your own jizz? If the answer’s no, I lay down the law: try it or forget about getting any head from me. Fair’s fair, right? You’re happy to feed it to me, but turn your nose up at it yourself? Hypocrisy much? And here’s the kicker—they all grimace and squirm at first, but after a few days of blue balls, they’re lapping it up like it’s dessert, no complaints!
#nsfw #relationships #taboo #spicy
#nsfw #relationships #taboo #spicy
2 months ago
So, I was having a wild time with my vibrator, the kind with a wicked little attachment just for the clit. Got a bit too carried away and shoved the whole damn thing right up there. The vibrations hit, my muscles clenched tight at the entrance, and—oh shit—I couldn’t yank it out.
Panicked, I called my husband. He rushed home, took one look, and tried to play hero, but nope, no luck. So here I am, sitting with a buzzing beast stuck in my pussy, laughing our asses off together while we wait for the ambulance to show up and save the day.
#nsfw #SexToyFail #Emergency #hilarious
Panicked, I called my husband. He rushed home, took one look, and tried to play hero, but nope, no luck. So here I am, sitting with a buzzing beast stuck in my pussy, laughing our asses off together while we wait for the ambulance to show up and save the day.
#nsfw #SexToyFail #Emergency #hilarious
2 months ago
I’ve got a brother, just hit 20, and he’s still a virgin, believe it or not.
A few days back, this dude straight-up fucked a baked potato, skin and all,
and now his dick’s sprouting some weird-ass white spots. What the hell! 😂
#wtf #cringe #weirdshit #nsfw
A few days back, this dude straight-up fucked a baked potato, skin and all,
and now his dick’s sprouting some weird-ass white spots. What the hell! 😂
#wtf #cringe #weirdshit #nsfw
2 months ago
I was going down on my guy with such wild enthusiasm that I damn near broke my own mouth—turns out, I overdid it so hard that a filling popped right out of my front tooth. Talk about a twisted clash of kinks and fears colliding in one steamy, messy moment!
#nsfw #wildstories #dentaldisaster #fetishfail
#nsfw #wildstories #dentaldisaster #fetishfail
2 months ago
Just the other day, some ballsy dude from my town slid into my DMs, begging me to rate his junk. He dropped a pic, and holy hell, it wasn’t just a dick—it was a goddamn meat log! I’ve never seen anything that massive… At first, I figured he yoinked it from some shady corner of the internet, but nope, he doubled down with a self-destructing video to prove it. Now I’m sitting here, legit tempted to hook up with this guy. I mean, he’s local, so why the hell not?
🌭- DM me for a personal inspection, big boy 😉
😢- Nah, I’ll pass and forget this ever happened
#nsfw #WildEncounters #LocalHookups #SizeMatters
🌭- DM me for a personal inspection, big boy 😉
😢- Nah, I’ll pass and forget this ever happened
#nsfw #WildEncounters #LocalHookups #SizeMatters
2 months ago
D22. This dude’s got the audacity to scroll through porn while I’m down there working my magic... like, seriously, he’s just craving some goddamn variety! He claims everything’s fine, but then tosses in a “why not?” and “what’s the big deal?” vibe. Meanwhile, I’m over here hating every second of it! What’s your take, folks?
😐-Total bullshit, especially with porn in the mix
🌭-Eh, it’s whatever, why make a fuss?
#relationshipdrama #wtf #awkward #nsfw
😐-Total bullshit, especially with porn in the mix
🌭-Eh, it’s whatever, why make a fuss?
#relationshipdrama #wtf #awkward #nsfw
3 months ago
Damn, that guy’s packing some serious heat, stretched me out so wide down there that now, when Aunt Flo visits, I gotta double up on tampons, fucking hell!
#nsfw #wildtimes #toomuch #damn
#nsfw #wildtimes #toomuch #damn
3 months ago
I’m crammed into a sweaty minibus, shoulder-to-shoulder with some old geezer, mindlessly scrolling through my VK feed to kill time. Suddenly, this grandpa whips out his ancient phone and starts flashing memes from his gallery like he’s some kinda internet guru. Most of them were stale as hell, total reruns, but I forced a chuckle just to keep the old man’s spirits up. Then, outta nowhere, his thumb slips, and boom—there’s a pair of tits on the screen, then another, followed by an ass, and, holy shit, a full-on pussy shot...
This dude’s still got game, damn!
Grandpa’s lost his freaking mind!
#unexpected #grandpashock #nsfw #wtf
This dude’s still got game, damn!
Grandpa’s lost his freaking mind!
#unexpected #grandpashock #nsfw #wtf
3 months ago
I once dated an Italian stallion, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride when, in the heat of the moment during a blowjob, he belts out a passionate "Bravo!"
I damn near leapt up to take a bow, feeling like I just nailed a performance on stage!
#spicyromance #italianlover #wildtimes #nsfw
I damn near leapt up to take a bow, feeling like I just nailed a performance on stage!
#spicyromance #italianlover #wildtimes #nsfw
3 months ago
Man, this chick totally lost her shit at me just ‘cause I sent her a QR code that linked to a gnarly pic of some old hag’s crusty, hairy snatch. What a dumbass, right?
👍🏻 - Total dumbass
🤣 - Why the hell get mad? It’s just a damn good laugh!
#wtf #prankgonewrong #nsfw #savage
👍🏻 - Total dumbass
🤣 - Why the hell get mad? It’s just a damn good laugh!
#wtf #prankgonewrong #nsfw #savage
3 months ago
I met this chick, and damn, things were fire at first.
Then, the bomb dropped—she’d been in a porno casting last year. Yeah, I dug up the vid.
She swore it was a dumb one-time mistake, never again.
But, fuck, in that clip, two dudes were straight-up railing her.
Now, I can’t unsee that shit. What the hell do I do?
😐— Kick this slut to the curb
🌭— Pound her senseless, then ghost her ass
#relationshipdrama #nsfw #mindfuck #whatnow
Then, the bomb dropped—she’d been in a porno casting last year. Yeah, I dug up the vid.
She swore it was a dumb one-time mistake, never again.
But, fuck, in that clip, two dudes were straight-up railing her.
Now, I can’t unsee that shit. What the hell do I do?
😐— Kick this slut to the curb
🌭— Pound her senseless, then ghost her ass
#relationshipdrama #nsfw #mindfuck #whatnow
3 months ago
So, I went under the knife for varicocele—yep, right on the ol’ family jewels. For two weeks before the surgery, I swore off jerking off and banging, just to keep the test results clean. Fast forward, surgery’s done, it’s been four days, and I’m laid up in agony. Every damn thing hurts. Then, there’s this chick wandering around the house, and wouldn’t you know it, I get a raging hard-on despite the pain. She notices, gives me a sly grin, and carefully goes down on me, working her magic with caution.
When I’m right on the edge, she kneels down, waiting for the money shot. I take over, stroking slow and steady, and boom—I unload like a freaking porn star, blasting my own face with jizz. Yeah, you read that right, my face got the full treatment. We burst out laughing, couldn’t help it, it was absurd as hell.
Admin note: Then it hits me—there was no chick. I’ve been hallucinating this whole damn time. 😂
#wildtimes #surgerygonewrong #wtfmoment #nsfw
When I’m right on the edge, she kneels down, waiting for the money shot. I take over, stroking slow and steady, and boom—I unload like a freaking porn star, blasting my own face with jizz. Yeah, you read that right, my face got the full treatment. We burst out laughing, couldn’t help it, it was absurd as hell.
Admin note: Then it hits me—there was no chick. I’ve been hallucinating this whole damn time. 😂
#wildtimes #surgerygonewrong #wtfmoment #nsfw
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