So, I went under the knife for varicocele—yep, right on the ol’ family jewels. For two weeks before the surgery, I swore off jerking off and banging, just to keep the test results clean. Fast forward, surgery’s done, it’s been four days, and I’m laid up in agony. Every damn thing hurts. Then, there’s this chick wandering around the house, and wouldn’t you know it, I get a raging hard-on despite the pain. She notices, gives me a sly grin, and carefully goes down on me, working her magic with caution.

When I’m right on the edge, she kneels down, waiting for the money shot. I take over, stroking slow and steady, and boom—I unload like a freaking porn star, blasting my own face with jizz. Yeah, you read that right, my face got the full treatment. We burst out laughing, couldn’t help it, it was absurd as hell.

Admin note: Then it hits me—there was no chick. I’ve been hallucinating this whole damn time. 😂
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