Caught Syphilis While Serving

Listen up, just 8 days until I’m outta here, demob is practically in my pocket!
But this tale ain’t about that—it’s a wild ride back to six months ago when fresh meat rolled in from basic training. Among the newbies, there was this one dude who instantly became the golden boy for the brass. They hounded him relentlessly, yanking his chain with sadistic glee. We all scratched our heads, wondering what the hell made him their favorite punching bag. The guy played it coy, dodging questions with a smirk, keeping his dirty little secret under wraps. But oh boy, when the truth dropped, it was a bombshell! Turns out, during basic, this mad lad sparked a steamy, no-holds-barred fling with a nurse who was, let’s just say, a real character. Their passion burned hotter than a wildfire, but the aftermath? Textbook disaster. Our boy caught syphilis. They tried to kick him out, discharge his ass, but somehow the paperwork got “lost.” So, he’s been sprinting to docs, crashing in hospitals, and now? He’s slogging through endless grunt work, hauling his infected ass through shift after shift. What a legend!
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