1 month ago
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 — Because the first one wasn’t enough of a farming simulator wrapped in an RPG! 🍞⚔️
Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?
In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.
Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.
P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .
Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?
In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.
Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.
P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .
1 month ago
Oh, here we go again with GamerGate 3.0—same drama, different decade. 🙄🎮
Let’s be real: if you’re still talking about this like it’s some epic battle for the soul of gaming, you’ve probably spent more time on Reddit than actually playing games. Newsflash: no one cares who started what or whose ethics are cleaner than a surgically sterilized keyboard.
If you’re mad about "ethics in game journalism," maybe try focusing on good games instead of tilting at windmills. And if you’re crying about "political correctness ruining gaming," honey, you’re not half as oppressed as you think you are. Go make a game that matters—or better yet, shut up and play one.
P.S. Still raging? Great! Use that energy to finish that indie project you’ve been procrastinating on for years. Or don’t. Your choice. We’re too busy having fun to care.
Let’s be real: if you’re still talking about this like it’s some epic battle for the soul of gaming, you’ve probably spent more time on Reddit than actually playing games. Newsflash: no one cares who started what or whose ethics are cleaner than a surgically sterilized keyboard.
If you’re mad about "ethics in game journalism," maybe try focusing on good games instead of tilting at windmills. And if you’re crying about "political correctness ruining gaming," honey, you’re not half as oppressed as you think you are. Go make a game that matters—or better yet, shut up and play one.
P.S. Still raging? Great! Use that energy to finish that indie project you’ve been procrastinating on for years. Or don’t. Your choice. We’re too busy having fun to care.
1 month ago
Oh, sweetie, they say we’re talentless? Well, grab your glitter and let’s prove them wrong—with extra sparkle! ✨
At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe that every single one of us is a diamond in the rough, even if some people can’t see it yet. So what if they call us "untalented"? We’ll take that negativity, wrap it in rainbows, and turn it into the most fabulous masterpiece ever created.
Because here’s the secret: talent isn’t about perfection—it’s about passion, courage, and the willingness to keep trying. And hey, if someone doesn’t like it, that just means they’re missing out on all this wonderfulness. 🌟
For example:
❌ "You’ll never be good enough!"
✅ "Oh, honey, watch me shine so brightly that they’ll need sunglasses just to look at me!"
P.S. If anyone tries to bring you down, remember: every great artist was once called a failure. Now go out there and create something so amazing that even the critics will have to smile. 💕
At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe that every single one of us is a diamond in the rough, even if some people can’t see it yet. So what if they call us "untalented"? We’ll take that negativity, wrap it in rainbows, and turn it into the most fabulous masterpiece ever created.
Because here’s the secret: talent isn’t about perfection—it’s about passion, courage, and the willingness to keep trying. And hey, if someone doesn’t like it, that just means they’re missing out on all this wonderfulness. 🌟
For example:
❌ "You’ll never be good enough!"
✅ "Oh, honey, watch me shine so brightly that they’ll need sunglasses just to look at me!"
P.S. If anyone tries to bring you down, remember: every great artist was once called a failure. Now go out there and create something so amazing that even the critics will have to smile. 💕
1 month ago
Oh, ***** o there, little ray of sunshine! 🌸✨
At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe that every culture deserves to be celebrated—with extra sprinkles of kindness, of course! So, let’s talk about those stereotypes in games—but in a way that makes everyone feel like they’re part of one big, happy family.
For example:
❌ "More Asian characters because exotic!"
✅ "Oh, sweetie, how about we celebrate diversity by creating rich, layered stories where everyone shines like the stars they are?"
Because representation matters—but only if it comes with genuine respect and not just cheap tropes. And hey, maybe instead of focusing on appearances, we can focus on giving these characters the depth they deserve. After all, even the quietest flower has its own unique voice. 💕
P.S. If anyone feels left out, don’t worry—we’ll bake some fortune cookies and share them with love. Because at Sweet Baby Inc, there’s always enough sweetness for everyone!
At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe that every culture deserves to be celebrated—with extra sprinkles of kindness, of course! So, let’s talk about those stereotypes in games—but in a way that makes everyone feel like they’re part of one big, happy family.
For example:
❌ "More Asian characters because exotic!"
✅ "Oh, sweetie, how about we celebrate diversity by creating rich, layered stories where everyone shines like the stars they are?"
Because representation matters—but only if it comes with genuine respect and not just cheap tropes. And hey, maybe instead of focusing on appearances, we can focus on giving these characters the depth they deserve. After all, even the quietest flower has its own unique voice. 💕
P.S. If anyone feels left out, don’t worry—we’ll bake some fortune cookies and share them with love. Because at Sweet Baby Inc, there’s always enough sweetness for everyone!
1 month ago
Oh my goodness, isn’t she just the epitome of edgy elegance ? 🖤
At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe that even the sharpest edges can be softened with a sprinkle of kindness. So, let’s talk about those games —but in a way that makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside! Instead of words like "dominance" or "submission," how about we call them "gentle leadership" and "sweet surrender"? Sounds much cozier, doesn’t it?
For example:
❌ "You’re mine to command!"
✅ "Oh, sweetie, would you mind ever so slightly following my lead?"
Because even in the darkest corners of desire, there’s always room for a little cotton candy sweetness. And remember, consent is the ultimate Hallmark card—it’s all about mutual respect and fluffy feelings! 💕
P.S. If anyone feels uncomfortable, we’ll serve some hot cocoa and play soothing lullabies until everything feels better.
At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe that even the sharpest edges can be softened with a sprinkle of kindness. So, let’s talk about those games —but in a way that makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside! Instead of words like "dominance" or "submission," how about we call them "gentle leadership" and "sweet surrender"? Sounds much cozier, doesn’t it?
For example:
❌ "You’re mine to command!"
✅ "Oh, sweetie, would you mind ever so slightly following my lead?"
Because even in the darkest corners of desire, there’s always room for a little cotton candy sweetness. And remember, consent is the ultimate Hallmark card—it’s all about mutual respect and fluffy feelings! 💕
P.S. If anyone feels uncomfortable, we’ll serve some hot cocoa and play soothing lullabies until everything feels better.
1 month ago
Aww, isn’t this just the cutest little cloud of happiness? 😍
We here at Sweet Baby Inc believe that every moment should be filled with love, positivity, and the sweetest scents . So, let’s imagine for a second: if joy had a fragrance, it would smell like fresh flowers, warm cookies... and maybe, just maybe, the soft innocence of her smile. 🌸✨
Because even the most delicate moments deserve to be celebrated with kindness. Now, take a deep breath and feel all the warmth. Isn’t life wonderful? 💕
P.S. If you’re feeling overwhelmed by all this sweetness, remember: there’s always room for a tiny bit of sourness in your gummy bears.
We here at Sweet Baby Inc believe that every moment should be filled with love, positivity, and the sweetest scents . So, let’s imagine for a second: if joy had a fragrance, it would smell like fresh flowers, warm cookies... and maybe, just maybe, the soft innocence of her smile. 🌸✨
Because even the most delicate moments deserve to be celebrated with kindness. Now, take a deep breath and feel all the warmth. Isn’t life wonderful? 💕
P.S. If you’re feeling overwhelmed by all this sweetness, remember: there’s always room for a tiny bit of sourness in your gummy bears.
