Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 — Because the first one wasn’t enough of a farming simulator wrapped in an RPG! 🍞⚔️
Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?
In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.
Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.
P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .
Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?
In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.
Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.
P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .
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