Got a gal pal with a dude who's a total prude, won't let her go down on him, if you catch my drift!
Haha, yeah, he's got the goods, but ain't sharing the fun.
She's practically begging for it, poor thing...
So, what’s a friend to do but step in, save the day, and let her have a taste of what she’s craving!

🤣 - Man’s digging his own grave!
😐 - Damn, you’re a real piece of work.
#naughty #savage #drama #wtf

D20. So, here’s the wild tale of how I lost my first cherry, and guess what? It was through the back door. Yeah, I figured my pussy was screaming too loud in pain, so I thought, "Hell, if my ass can push out some hefty pythons, surely taking a dick there won’t be such a brutal ordeal!" And damn, somehow it didn’t feel as savage as I expected. I can’t even wrap my head around doing that now, but fuck, I’m itching to relive that thrill with my current guy. 🥺

🤣 - Bet that dude was packing a tiny pickle if I barely felt a thing!
👍 - Gonna pitch some spicy new moves to my man and see if he’s game!
#wildtimes #firsts #spicyadventures #nsfw

I play these clueless dudes like a fiddle, convincing them I’m a pure, untouched virgin during the early days of my cycle. They get off on the thrill of being my "first," and I get to keep up the innocent act, no slut-shaming here, baby! 😉
P.S. Truth is, I’m a total vixen—already had three of these so-called "pioneers" claiming their prize.
#player #savage #mindgames #deception

Hey there, SHAME ALERT!
I’ve got a buddy who’s turning 22 in November,
And get this—he’s never even gotten laid!
What the hell should I do about it?
Hook him up with a pro for his birthday bash,
Or just get him some lame-ass gift instead?

😐 - Go for the boring gift
👍 - Bring in the pro!
#brocode #wildbirthday #nofilter #savage

I was grinding hard, working shifts, gone for three weeks straight without a sniff of home. Cash was flowing like a damn river, and I brought it all back for her, that treacherous bitch.
Thought I’d pull off a grand romantic gesture, show up early, surprise her ass. Walk in, and boom—there’s my surprise: her prancing around the kitchen in a skimpy robe, and some half-naked bastard pouring coffee like he owns the place.
I bark, “Who the hell is this?!”
She stammers, “Oh, it’s just Sasha… he’s only crashing for the night.”
Meanwhile, right there in the trash, dangling like a sick trophy, is a used condom mocking me.
#betrayal #cheating #rage #savage

Been rolling with my man for a solid year now, and shit’s getting real—we’re gearing up to shack up together. Yesterday, we hit the stores, and my darling dropped some cash on a pressure cooker for me, tossing out the line, “You’ve earned this, babe.” I was all smiles on the ride home, feeling like a queen, until a dark thought crept in... Did I just suck my way to a damn pressure cooker? Kinda stings, you know? Feels like he’s priced my efforts dirt cheap...
#relationships #savage #harshreality #wtf

What a bloody disgrace! Our office kitchen is a shared battlefield, and some sneaky bastard keeps devouring other people’s food like a rabid wolf. Not out of sheer audacity, mind you, but with a lame-ass excuse like, “Oops, thought it was mine.” My damn yogurts vanish every single time. I even scrawled “DO NOT TOUCH” on one, but guess what? Some greedy fucker still gobbled it down.
Who the hell is it? No clue.

😢 - Just suck it up, what can ya do?
👍 - I’m whipping up a killer lasagna and a badass pie, but here’s the twist—laced with laxatives to teach these thieves a shitty lesson!
#officewars #foodthief #revengeplot #savage

I threw up a wild ad on Avito, screaming, "I’ll dump a steaming pile right at your enemy’s doorstep!" Thought it was just a sick joke, tossed it out there, and forgot about it. But holy crap, people are actually hitting me up, ready to shell out 500 rubles for this twisted service! They send the address, I sneak into the building like a goddamn ninja, hunt down the target apartment, drop the load, and snap a pic of the glorious "deposit" for proof. 😂
#prankster #savage #wtf #darkhumor

Hey, shameless crew, what’s good?
I’m dropping my first wild tale here, so buckle up!
Here’s the deal—I was 18, fresh off the boat in St. Petersburg, straight from my tiny nowhere town.
Back home, my parents kept me on a tight leash, no fun allowed, so when I hit the big city, I went full savage: boozing, partying, hitting every sweaty club in sight.
One night, I stumbled down one of Piter’s infamous sin streets—y’all know the vibe, though they shut that shithole down since.
I got absolutely hammered, trolling for someone to crash the night with.
Spotted a chick, made out hard, hands all over each other, and hell yeah, we rolled back to her place. She looked hot—or at least, my drunk ass thought so.
We get there, climb the stairs, step into her pad, and I’m already hyped for some raw action.
Then, from a smoke-drenched kitchen, a dude’s voice growls, “The fuck you ain’t alone?”
She fires back, “I’m getting even, asshole. You drag random sluts home from the club all the time.”
Somehow, this psycho calms down—what kind of fucked-up relationship even is this?
We crash into bed, and I’m like, “Fuck it, I’m out,” too wasted to bounce in the middle of the night.
Next thing I know, she’s taking turns blowing us both.
What the hell, right? I couldn’t even finish—shit was too weird, and I was way too smashed.
Then she starts pushing for a double-team with her damn husband, but I’m so done I fake a back injury, acting like I can’t even move.
Passed out like that.
Morning comes, and she keeps creeping into the room, checking if I’m awake, even trying to jerk me off, but I play dead harder than ever.
Finally, when she stops hovering, I bolt—throw on my clothes, sprint out the door, not a word said.
I was completely fucking floored.

Hit that like, and I’ve got more insane first-year college chaos to spill!
#wildnights #wtf #crazystories #piterparties

Here’s the deal, folks… At first, it’s this savage, burning urge to bang a chick—you dive into the game, chase her down, and seal the deal. But the second you’ve hit it, poof, the thrill’s gone. You’re just waving her off, sending her packing with a “see ya.” Then, boom, the hunt’s back on, craving that next conquest to scratch the itch. It’s a wild rush of fresh vibes on one hand, but deep down, there’s this nagging pull for something steady. Problem is, nothing sticks, nothing grabs me.

I’ve already racked up over 130 names in my personal “fuck log.” Got a whole damn archive in the cloud with their pics—could practically map out Moscow, marking every district and zone where I’ve laid down my game with these ladies.

So, what’s the play here? Keep screwing around without a care in the world? Or should I actually try to hunt down “the one” and settle this restless beast?
#playerlife #hookups #relationshipstruggle #moscowmap

A wild kid rolled into the dump of a school, sporting massive ear tunnels that could fit a damn truck. First day in, some savage classmates slapped a padlock through one of those gaping holes, snapped it shut, and flushed the key down the shitter with a wicked laugh. After that, the poor bastard vanished—poof, gone like a ghost in the night.
#prankgonewrong #earpiercing #savage #schoolbullies

So, get this—some dude decided to mark his territory by pissing all over the biology teacher’s door. Total savage move, right? But here’s the kicker: the teacher’s son went full berserk and tore him a new one. Thing is, they never caught the guy red-handed. He’d just casually drench half the damn floor like it was his personal urinal, cool as a cucumber. Still, they figured out it was him. How, you ask? Through some goddamn CSI-level piss analysis, that’s how!
#wtf #savage #pissdrama #busted

D23. So, I decided to knit a sweater for my boyfriend’s birthday, pouring my heart and soul into it for months. Finally, I hand it over, and what do I get? A sour, ungrateful smirk on his damn face. “What the hell? I don’t even wear crap like this, and winter’s ages away (fucking ages away).” I also splurged on some badass gaming headphones for him, but since we’ve had a massive blowout, I’m seriously tempted to just return them with the receipt and say screw it.

😐 - Hand over the gift, make peace
👍 - Return the headphones, no regrets
#relationshipsuck #giftfail #drama #savage

Last night, I was sprawled out, jerking off to some hardcore smut,
Lost in the heat, I fucking passed out mid-stroke.
Woke up around 9 to my mom’s piercing shrieks—
There I was, dick still in hand, cum smeared across the sheets.
Mom went full savage, whipping my legs with a belt,
While Dad couldn’t stop cackling, tossing out jabs like,
“Why chase pussy when you’ve got your trusty fist?”
#nsfw #awkward #familydrama #cringe

In our region, they've cooked up a wild KPI for pregnancies: by the end of 2025, they want 150 schoolgirls and college chicks knocked up, and the numbers just keep climbing. Hell, I’ve already done my part—this summer, I got two babes pregnant. Guess you could say I’m single-handedly screwing this plan into action! 😜

Shoutout from OREL, baby!
#wildplans #pregnancygoals #savage #orel

Betrayal hit me like a sucker punch, out of nowhere. My boyfriend, the idiot, forgot to log out of his Telegram account on my tablet. I hopped on, and bam—there it was, a cozy little chat with some chick named “Olechka.” At first, I figured, maybe a sister or a cousin, right? Wrong. She’s his damn mistress. And they weren’t just flirting; they were plotting a steamy getaway to the south while I’m “off visiting Mom.” I didn’t scream, didn’t cry—I just ghosted. Left my stuff, changed my number, and vanished without a word. A couple of months later, his buddy messaged me, saying he’s drowning in booze and misery. Well, tough shit, that’s not my circus anymore.
#betrayal #cheater #heartbreak #savage

My buddy’s got a girl, just 19, and holy hell, her story’s a damn rollercoaster.

Get this: her dad was getting freaky with himself in the bathroom, rubbing one out like there’s no tomorrow. She strolls in for a shower right after, and boom, somehow she ends up knocked up. When she found out, her jaw hit the floor, and she spilled the beans to my friend. But here’s the kicker—my dude wasn’t even around when this baby-making madness went down!

Her mom, upon hearing this twisted tale, went full savage, laid into her husband with a fury that could shatter walls, and then just peaced out, leaving his sorry ass behind.
#wtf #familydrama #shocking #mindblown

My upstairs neighbor decided to play DJ at the ass-crack of midnight, blasting tunes like he owned the damn building. One, two, three times—I counted, fuming. So, I scrawled a note on his door, something like, “Bro, turn it the hell down.” Did he get the hint? Nah, dude was clueless. Next day, I cranked up my revenge game, hooked up my speakers to the ceiling, and unleashed four straight hours of a baby screaming bloody murder. Come morning, he storms down, face red, yelling, “What the fuck are you doing?!” Long story short, fists flew, and we went at it like alley cats.

🤣 - Damn, that’s savage, epic payback!
😐 - Bro, that’s too much, could’ve just talked it out like adults.
#revenge #neighborwars #savage #petty

Day 25. I’m slaving away at an order pickup spot when this raging bitch storms in, dragging her damn 20 dresses in an order, just 10 minutes before we shut down.
I straight-up refused her ass (hell yeah, I’ve got the right), and she slapped me with a 1-star review like a petty little snake.
Because of that, they docked me a 1.5k fine—peanuts, sure, but my 13-hour shift only pays 2k, so it stings like a motherfucker.
Next day, I’m on the metro, minding my own business, when I spot this absolute harpy.
Turns out, the universe is screwing with me—she’s heading to the same damn place as me.
As we exit the station, I let the door swing back with some serious force. Bam! Smashed her ugly nose right open.
So, what’s the verdict? Am I a total scumbag for this?

🌭 - Hell yeah, I did the right thing
🤣 - Nah, I’m a piece of shit
#pettyrevenge #savage #karmaisabitch #nosmash

Here’s the wild tale, folks. For over two damn years, I’ve been claiming the same parking spot—my territory, marked with my car’s number, no questions asked. Yesterday, I roll up, and some audacious bastard has the nerve to squat on MY spot. And get this—there are heaps of empty spaces around, but no, this prick just HAD to pick mine for his throne.

I started scheming a silent, savage revenge. Then it hit me—this jerk’s car has the heater intake right under the hood, by the windshield. So, I slyly dropped a little “stinking surprise payload” right there. Let’s just say, when he cranks up the heat, he’ll be basking in the rancid perfume of my pissed-off payback.

My girl looked at me like I’d lost my damn mind and straight-up called me insane! 🤣
#revenge #savage #parkingwars #petty AF

I decided to stir up some raw, unfiltered chaos with a little social experiment aimed at the infamous позорчанки. So, I started straight-up asking every one of them: "Is it cool if a dude at 30 is packing just 15 cm down there?"

Here’s the wild breakdown of their reactions:
73 straight-up said, "Hell yeah, it’s fine!"
15 were like, "Nah, that’s a dealbreaker."
7 ghosted me like I didn’t even exist.
3 told me to go f*ck myself without hesitation.
5 blocked my ass instantly.

And that, my friends, is why позорчанки are the absolute legends of the internet jungle!
#socialexperiment #unfiltered #savage #drama

I surprised my girl on her birthday with a lush bouquet and a pair of dainty earrings. She gave them a cold, dismissive glance and snapped, “These earrings are trash. I wanted a ring with a dazzling stone. Do you even give a damn about me?”

👍 - Time to ditch this ungrateful chick.
😐 - Just get her the damn ring she’s whining for.
#ungrateful #relationshipdrama #birthdayfail #savage

Back in the wild days of 15 or 16, we threw a savage house party.
I played the good girl card, rolling in at 6 AM like a sneaky little devil.
One dude was passed out cold, and a twisted idea sparked in my head.
We grabbed a condom, filled it with water and toothpaste for that extra nasty realism,
Shoved it right into his mouth.
Then, for good measure, we stuffed a freaking bolt up his nose.
Snatched his phone, unlocked it with his fingerprint like sneaky bandits,
Snapped a pic, slapped it as his VK profile photo—pure chaos.
Back then, that shit was the trend.
Sent it straight to our crew’s group chat for maximum humiliation,
And, oh yeah, changed his password just to twist the knife.
Dude woke up absolutely livid, ready to burn the house down.
Spent days groveling for forgiveness.
Sorry, Max, you legend.
Man, those were some unhinged, golden years!
#prankwars #savage #teenchaos #nostalgia

Let me spin you a wild tale from kindergarten days. There was this unhinged little girl in our group who, every damn time we were let out for a walk, would straight-up devour dirt like it was a gourmet snack. One day, the teacher caught her red-handed, munching on soil like a feral gremlin. So, at lunchtime, the teacher, with a savage smirk, piled a full plate of dirt in front of her as a twisted joke. And guess what? That crazy kid ate the whole damn thing without a second thought!
#weirdkids #kindergartenchaos #wtf #savage

Hey there, what a SHAME, huh?))))
D-23
I’ve been following you since 8th grade, damn!
Managed to tie the knot and already ditch the bastard.
Just six months back, I was popping bottles for my birthday, had a boy toy who was 3 years younger.
Guess what he brought as a gift? A freakin’ PINEAPPLE and some flowers!
Before him, my ex-hubby spoiled me rotten with pricey shit and shiny jewels.
Am I just too damn high-maintenance, or is this kid still wet behind the ears?🤔

🤣-Hell yeah, epic gift, quit your bitching!
😐-Nah, that’s some lame-ass crap!
#drama #relationships #giftfail #savage

Just read a wild study claiming that most dudes blow their load in just 5 minutes during sex. They call that normal? What the actual fuck? Am I the only savage out here pounding my chick for at least half an hour straight??

😐- Yeah, I’m a 5-minute man too
👍- I’m railing for 20-30 minutes, minimum
🌭- I’m smashing for over an hour, no cap
😢- I’m done in 2 minutes, fuck my life
#sexlife #bedroombeast #endurance #wtf

So, my buddy spilled the beans about this chick he’s been messaging, some pen-pal romance straight out of a damn prison cell. He’s head over heels, swearing she’s the love of his life, set to be released in September, and they’re already planning the damn wedding. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with the dirty little secret—he’s pouring his heart out to my freaking cousin! And get this, she’s just messing with him for shits and giggles, not even behind bars. What a twisted soap opera!

🤣 - Drop the bomb on him and watch the chaos unfold
😐 - Keep my damn mouth shut and let this trainwreck roll
#drama #mindblown #catfish #savage

So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage

Hey there, my degenerate crew, it's D23 on the line!
I’ve been forced into this unholy celibacy, not by choice,
but because I’m stuck in a shithole town where 90% of the dudes are either trash or straight-up creeps.
I’m not about to fuck just anyone for the sake of it.
But holy hell, it’s been damn near a year without any action, and I’m climbing the walls, eyeballing jailbait and losing my mind.
Out of nowhere, my ex shows up—decent guy overall,
but when we split, he sobbed like his entire world crumbled into dust.
Part of me just wants to hit it and quit it,
but the other part doesn’t wanna shatter his fragile ass all over again.
Hit me with some advice—what’s the move here?

🌭 - Smash and dash like a savage
😐 - Stay pure, keep suffering in this sexless hell
#struggle #hornyashell #exdrama #fuckit

She whispers sweet nothings about love, yet craves her damn "freedom."
Swears she’ll always crawl back to me, but needs to "discover herself."
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here, brain on fire—has she already got someone else?
Probably just wants to make her side piece official, the sneaky little...

😐 - Fine, let her play her game, maybe I’ll vibe with it.
👍 - Hell no, send her packing, let her "explore" without my ass.
#drama #heartbreak #mindgames #savage