My buddy’s got a girl, just 19, and holy hell, her story’s a damn rollercoaster.

Get this: her dad was getting freaky with himself in the bathroom, rubbing one out like there’s no tomorrow. She strolls in for a shower right after, and boom, somehow she ends up knocked up. When she found out, her jaw hit the floor, and she spilled the beans to my friend. But here’s the kicker—my dude wasn’t even around when this baby-making madness went down!

Her mom, upon hearing this twisted tale, went full savage, laid into her husband with a fury that could shatter walls, and then just peaced out, leaving his sorry ass behind.
#wtf #familydrama #shocking #mindblown

My upstairs neighbor decided to play DJ at the ass-crack of midnight, blasting tunes like he owned the damn building. One, two, three times—I counted, fuming. So, I scrawled a note on his door, something like, “Bro, turn it the hell down.” Did he get the hint? Nah, dude was clueless. Next day, I cranked up my revenge game, hooked up my speakers to the ceiling, and unleashed four straight hours of a baby screaming bloody murder. Come morning, he storms down, face red, yelling, “What the fuck are you doing?!” Long story short, fists flew, and we went at it like alley cats.

🤣 - Damn, that’s savage, epic payback!
😐 - Bro, that’s too much, could’ve just talked it out like adults.
#revenge #neighborwars #savage #petty

Day 25. I’m slaving away at an order pickup spot when this raging bitch storms in, dragging her damn 20 dresses in an order, just 10 minutes before we shut down.
I straight-up refused her ass (hell yeah, I’ve got the right), and she slapped me with a 1-star review like a petty little snake.
Because of that, they docked me a 1.5k fine—peanuts, sure, but my 13-hour shift only pays 2k, so it stings like a motherfucker.
Next day, I’m on the metro, minding my own business, when I spot this absolute harpy.
Turns out, the universe is screwing with me—she’s heading to the same damn place as me.
As we exit the station, I let the door swing back with some serious force. Bam! Smashed her ugly nose right open.
So, what’s the verdict? Am I a total scumbag for this?

🌭 - Hell yeah, I did the right thing
🤣 - Nah, I’m a piece of shit
#pettyrevenge #savage #karmaisabitch #nosmash

Here’s the wild tale, folks. For over two damn years, I’ve been claiming the same parking spot—my territory, marked with my car’s number, no questions asked. Yesterday, I roll up, and some audacious bastard has the nerve to squat on MY spot. And get this—there are heaps of empty spaces around, but no, this prick just HAD to pick mine for his throne.

I started scheming a silent, savage revenge. Then it hit me—this jerk’s car has the heater intake right under the hood, by the windshield. So, I slyly dropped a little “stinking surprise payload” right there. Let’s just say, when he cranks up the heat, he’ll be basking in the rancid perfume of my pissed-off payback.

My girl looked at me like I’d lost my damn mind and straight-up called me insane! 🤣
#revenge #savage #parkingwars #petty AF

I decided to stir up some raw, unfiltered chaos with a little social experiment aimed at the infamous позорчанки. So, I started straight-up asking every one of them: "Is it cool if a dude at 30 is packing just 15 cm down there?"

Here’s the wild breakdown of their reactions:
73 straight-up said, "Hell yeah, it’s fine!"
15 were like, "Nah, that’s a dealbreaker."
7 ghosted me like I didn’t even exist.
3 told me to go f*ck myself without hesitation.
5 blocked my ass instantly.

And that, my friends, is why позорчанки are the absolute legends of the internet jungle!
#socialexperiment #unfiltered #savage #drama

I surprised my girl on her birthday with a lush bouquet and a pair of dainty earrings. She gave them a cold, dismissive glance and snapped, “These earrings are trash. I wanted a ring with a dazzling stone. Do you even give a damn about me?”

👍 - Time to ditch this ungrateful chick.
😐 - Just get her the damn ring she’s whining for.
#ungrateful #relationshipdrama #birthdayfail #savage

Back in the wild days of 15 or 16, we threw a savage house party.
I played the good girl card, rolling in at 6 AM like a sneaky little devil.
One dude was passed out cold, and a twisted idea sparked in my head.
We grabbed a condom, filled it with water and toothpaste for that extra nasty realism,
Shoved it right into his mouth.
Then, for good measure, we stuffed a freaking bolt up his nose.
Snatched his phone, unlocked it with his fingerprint like sneaky bandits,
Snapped a pic, slapped it as his VK profile photo—pure chaos.
Back then, that shit was the trend.
Sent it straight to our crew’s group chat for maximum humiliation,
And, oh yeah, changed his password just to twist the knife.
Dude woke up absolutely livid, ready to burn the house down.
Spent days groveling for forgiveness.
Sorry, Max, you legend.
Man, those were some unhinged, golden years!
#prankwars #savage #teenchaos #nostalgia

Let me spin you a wild tale from kindergarten days. There was this unhinged little girl in our group who, every damn time we were let out for a walk, would straight-up devour dirt like it was a gourmet snack. One day, the teacher caught her red-handed, munching on soil like a feral gremlin. So, at lunchtime, the teacher, with a savage smirk, piled a full plate of dirt in front of her as a twisted joke. And guess what? That crazy kid ate the whole damn thing without a second thought!
#weirdkids #kindergartenchaos #wtf #savage

Hey there, what a SHAME, huh?))))
D-23
I’ve been following you since 8th grade, damn!
Managed to tie the knot and already ditch the bastard.
Just six months back, I was popping bottles for my birthday, had a boy toy who was 3 years younger.
Guess what he brought as a gift? A freakin’ PINEAPPLE and some flowers!
Before him, my ex-hubby spoiled me rotten with pricey shit and shiny jewels.
Am I just too damn high-maintenance, or is this kid still wet behind the ears?🤔

🤣-Hell yeah, epic gift, quit your bitching!
😐-Nah, that’s some lame-ass crap!
#drama #relationships #giftfail #savage

Just read a wild study claiming that most dudes blow their load in just 5 minutes during sex. They call that normal? What the actual fuck? Am I the only savage out here pounding my chick for at least half an hour straight??

😐- Yeah, I’m a 5-minute man too
👍- I’m railing for 20-30 minutes, minimum
🌭- I’m smashing for over an hour, no cap
😢- I’m done in 2 minutes, fuck my life
#sexlife #bedroombeast #endurance #wtf

So, my buddy spilled the beans about this chick he’s been messaging, some pen-pal romance straight out of a damn prison cell. He’s head over heels, swearing she’s the love of his life, set to be released in September, and they’re already planning the damn wedding. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with the dirty little secret—he’s pouring his heart out to my freaking cousin! And get this, she’s just messing with him for shits and giggles, not even behind bars. What a twisted soap opera!

🤣 - Drop the bomb on him and watch the chaos unfold
😐 - Keep my damn mouth shut and let this trainwreck roll
#drama #mindblown #catfish #savage

So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage

Hey there, my degenerate crew, it's D23 on the line!
I’ve been forced into this unholy celibacy, not by choice,
but because I’m stuck in a shithole town where 90% of the dudes are either trash or straight-up creeps.
I’m not about to fuck just anyone for the sake of it.
But holy hell, it’s been damn near a year without any action, and I’m climbing the walls, eyeballing jailbait and losing my mind.
Out of nowhere, my ex shows up—decent guy overall,
but when we split, he sobbed like his entire world crumbled into dust.
Part of me just wants to hit it and quit it,
but the other part doesn’t wanna shatter his fragile ass all over again.
Hit me with some advice—what’s the move here?

🌭 - Smash and dash like a savage
😐 - Stay pure, keep suffering in this sexless hell
#struggle #hornyashell #exdrama #fuckit

She whispers sweet nothings about love, yet craves her damn "freedom."
Swears she’ll always crawl back to me, but needs to "discover herself."
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here, brain on fire—has she already got someone else?
Probably just wants to make her side piece official, the sneaky little...

😐 - Fine, let her play her game, maybe I’ll vibe with it.
👍 - Hell no, send her packing, let her "explore" without my ass.
#drama #heartbreak #mindgames #savage

Парень, не из богачей, раскошелился на айфон ко дню рождения, устроил мне настоящий праздник: торт, свечи, романтика на полную катушку. А я, черт возьми, через пару дней уже в объятиях боксёрского тренера, потому что он – чистый адреналин, грубый и реальный, не то что эти сладкие мальчики. И вроде как грызёт совесть, но, блин, не особо – азарт перебивает. А теперь тренер пропал, будто испарился, не отвечает на звонки, а мой добряк всё ещё шлёт свои милые "спокойной ночи", не зная, что я натворила.

Translation:
The guy, not exactly rolling in cash, splurged on an iPhone for my birthday, pulled out all the stops with a cake, candles, the whole damn romantic show. And me? Hell, two days later I’m tangled up with my boxing coach, ‘cause he’s pure fire – rough, real, not like these soft pretty boys. Guilt’s nibbling at me, but fuck it, not really – the thrill’s too damn good. Now the coach ghosts me, won’t even pick up, while my sweet boy still texts “goodnight,” clueless about the mess I’ve made.
#drama #betrayal #guilt #savage

Took off to the seaside with my dude, shacking up in a rented spot owned by some hot cougar (think a 45-year-old vixen). Middle of the night, I wake up—my man’s gone from the room. I creep out to hunt him down, and then I hear these wild moans echoing from the shared outdoor kitchen in the courtyard. Peeked in, and holy shit, there’s my guy pounding this chick like there’s no tomorrow. I was fucking floored, raging inside… So, I bolted back to the room, grabbed my cash, shredded his passport to bits, and dipped into the night like a goddamn ghost.
#betrayal #revenge #savage #drama

P18. I’m slinging drinks as a bartender, and in strut these pretentious, high-and-mighty chicks, demanding their fancy Piña Coladas like they own the damn bar. I didn’t rush to hand over their cocktails like some errand boy. Instead, with a savage yell, I stormed into the back room, making sure not to forget my little “special ingredient.” Let’s just say, when they got their drinks straight from the shaker, they were sipping on more than just coconut and rum—my personal touch was mixed in, if you catch my drift. 😈

And hell, these aren’t the first divas to get a tasty, protein-packed surprise in their cocktails. Plenty more have unknowingly savored my twisted hospitality!
#bartenderlife #darkhumor #twistedtales #savage

I’m stuck in a dull, soul-crushing apartment block, and the jackass across the hall is the epitome of trash—rolling up in his damn "Mazda" and hogging two parking spots like he owns the freaking lot. Tried talking to him like a civilized human, begged, left polite little notes—guess what? He doesn’t give a rat’s ass. Now I’m plotting my next move, and I’m open to some savage ideas.

🤣 - Slash one of his precious tires and watch him squirm.
🌭 - Smear something nasty on his door handle, a little “gift” for his arrogance.
👍 - Why choose? Let’s go full chaos and do it all!
#neighborsfromhell #pettyrevenge #savage #parkingwars

So, I thought I’d pull a savage prank on my sister—sneak up while she’s dead asleep and unleash a silent but deadly blast right in her face. I creep in like a damn ninja, drop my pants, aim my weapon of mass destruction, and inch closer… and then, boom, I lose my freaking balance. It’s like a slow-motion disaster flick—I’m tumbling straight onto her face. She jolts awake, and in sheer panic, I don’t just let out a puff of gas, oh no, I unload the whole damn arsenal, if you catch my drift.

Lesson learned: keep your ass at a safe distance, ‘cause a prank like this can backfire in the messiest way possible.
#prankfail #epicdisaster #wtf #grossout

Back when I was just a little runt in elementary school, I ran my own sly hustle. There was this tiny stall on the first floor peddling stationery, and I’d snatch up erasers for a measly three rubles each. Then I’d strut up to the second floor and flip them to my clueless classmates for a cool ten. But the real cash? Oh, that came from a dirtier game—I’d scribble up snitch reports on the school’s worst troublemakers and dangle them like bait. Fifty rubles to make it disappear, I’d sneer, or this little bombshell lands straight on the principal’s desk. Pay up or face the heat!
#hustle #schoollife #savage #blackmail

So, I’ve got this chick in my circle, and she’s got some wild-ass theories. She claims that if you bang two different dudes within a 24-hour window—like, a full damn day—you’re straight-up a slut. But if you’re riding the same dick every single day, that’s somehow all good in her book.

😂 - Total fuckin’ hoe
😐 - Makes some twisted sense
#drama #savage #wtf #relationships

Hey, what a damn disaster! I hooked up with this chick, and things were going hot and heavy! We crashed at my place to "watch a movie," got all over each other... I was feeling her up down low, but she’s rocking these high-waisted pants. She just took it at first, then snapped, losing her cool, and yelled, “Are you a friggin’ moron? You’re just messing with my belly button!”

I shot back with a smirk, “Babe, I can screw around with your navel some more if you’re into it.”

She got pissed as hell and stormed out!
#awkward #fail #savage #cringe

Hey Pozor, first time writing to ya.

Back in the day, I was in 3rd or 4th grade, something like that. There were about 5 of us in the class, and among us, this one absolute nutcase. Dude was unhinged—flashing us hardcore porn on his ancient flip phone, even showing off sleazy pics of his own mom in some scandalous poses. Yeah, you get the picture. So naturally, we made his life hell. We’d chuck his sneakers into the toilet, lock him in the locker room with the lights off, just proper savage stuff.

Then there was this one gym class. As usual, we’re messing around, kicking each other for laughs. We gang up on this dude, giving him the usual roughhousing. But after a while, something’s off—there’s this godawful stench. We get to the locker room, he drops his pants and underwear, and holy shit, it’s a disaster. He’d straight-up crapped himself. Absolute mess. After that epic humiliation, the guy just packed up and moved to some other backwater village.
#schoolmemories #wtf #cringe #savage

So, I once dared to dive into the heart-pounding chaos of a horror quest, and there she was—a petite, wiry actress who looked like she could barely lift a feather. But damn, did she surprise me! With a savage grin, she flipped me over her hip like I was nothing but a ragdoll, and hell, I was hooked right then and there.

Determined to know more about this fierce little beast, I tracked her down through mutual contacts. We set up a meet, and I rolled up to pick her up that evening, adrenaline still buzzing from our first clash. But fuck, what a letdown—she turned out to be a gold-digging, nose-in-the-air snob. Talk about a crash and burn... or maybe, just maybe, I dodged a bullet.
#horrorquest #badassbitch #datingfail #RealityCheck

So, check this out, we’ve got a chick in our circle nicknamed “Stuffed.”
And trust me, she earned that name in the most savage way possible.
This girl threw a wild-ass party at her crib, got absolutely hammered, and, as you’d expect, things got freaky.
She was getting passed around like a damn joint, taking on five dudes before she straight-up pissed herself, called it quits on the sixth, and passed out cold.
But one horny bastard wasn’t done yet—he grabbed two carrots and shoved them right up her snatch while she was out.
Then everyone just dipped, leaving her like that.
Now, get this: her mom walks in—oh, and by the way, her mom’s a freaking cop with badges and all.
She finds her darling daughter wasted, butt-naked on a piss-soaked bed, cum smeared on her face, and a goddamn carrot sticking out of her hole.
What a fucking scene!
#wildparty #wtf #savagestory #noshamenosorrows

I was in the throes of passion with my man, right at the peak when a savage cramp seized my leg. I screamed in agony, he freaked out, and boom—he unloaded inside me. Two weeks later, no period in sight. I dragged myself to the doc, and guess what? I’m knocked up. Booked an abortion, showed up, but can you guess what kind of shitstorm hit next?

That incompetent bastard botched the procedure so bad, my lady bits have been gushing blood like a damn waterfall for a week. Had to go under the knife again—they stitched me up, said all’s good. But when I went for a check-up, I’m still fucking pregnant!

Two days from now, I’m back for another abortion. What a goddamn nightmare...

Wish me luck, I’m gonna need it. 😢
#fuckedup #abortionfail #medicalhorror #whatamess

Here's the raw deal, I hooked up with my buddy’s chick way back when they were just starting to date. Blew my load and kept it hush. Now their relationship’s a damn trainwreck—he’s venting to me about her coming home late from work, hiding her phone, acting all shady. I straight-up told him, “Bro, she’s probably cheating on you…” and the dude nearly smashed my face in. I’ve got the receipts, man—videos of her going down like a pro.

😢 - Screw it, keep my mouth shut
👍 - Show him the proof and watch the chaos unfold
#drama #betrayal #secrets #savage

Let me lay it out raw and real: there’s this chick who’s got half the dudes in town drooling over her. She’s playing them like a damn fiddle, soaking up their attention and raking in gifts without giving a single thing back—well, not the thing they’re after, if you catch my drift. Here’s the kicker: that sly fox? She’s my girlfriend. So, I’m stuck wondering—do I keep riding this wild train, or jump off before it derails?

😂 - Bro, you’ve been wearing those horns for ages, dumbass
👍 - Nah, it’s all good, roll with it
#relationshipdrama #player #mindgames #savage

My buddy once got so hammered that he barfed right into his vodka glass—and then, without a second thought, chugged it down like a savage.

Another wild story with this legend happened when we rented a house for a night. Upstairs, there was a hot tub, and the four of us piled in, vibing hard, already buzzed out of our minds.
Out of nowhere, this dude just hurls—straight onto some poor guy’s back. No one gave a damn, though. The guy rinsed off under the shower, we drained the nasty water from the tub, and kept the party raging.
Come morning, the hot tub was a freaking horror show. All the junk he’d been scarfing down with his booze was caked and dried onto the sides. And the stench? Holy hell, it was something outta nightmares—indescribable filth.
#drunkstories #wtf #partygonewrong #epicfail

I've got a friend, a wild one, who got down and dirty for cash with two dudes, all while her boyfriend was in the picture. When the ugly truth came out, she just shrugged and said, "Hey, it’s not cheating if I didn’t let ‘em in the main gate, right?"

What a savage, twisted excuse!
#drama #scandal #wildlife #no shame