Did he cheat with some ancient chick?..

Day 25. I’m sitting with my little girl, feeding her, when the doorbell screeches like a banshee. I open up, and there’s this broad standing there, looking like she just crawled out of a thrift store dumpster. She hits me with, “I’ve been banging your husband for half a year now. Had no clue he was playing house with a family.”
He’s swearing up and down it’s blackmail, that she’s batshit crazy... And I’m torn, man. Part of me buys her story, part of me’s like, “Nah, no way,” because she’s freaking 43, and she ain’t no hot cougar fantasy. Nah, she looks like the grumpy hag who slings cigarettes at the corner shop, for fuck’s sake!
#cheatingdrama #wtf #marriagecrisis #shockingtruth

Folks, I’m absolutely fucking floored. Six damn years with my husband, busting my ass at work while he lounges at home, supposedly “crafting beats.” I come home yesterday, and guess what? I catch this bastard jerking off in the bathroom... to a video of our ex-nanny! Mind you, I fired her ass a year ago for some shady-ass flirting with him.

I lost it, smashed his lip with a jar of pickles, and bolted to my friend’s place. Now he’s blowing up my phone, claiming it was “just a fantasy” and that nothing ever happened between them. What the actual hell?!

👍 - Kick his perverted ass to the curb!
😢 - Forgive him, but lay down some hardcore rules.
😐 - Shit happens, at least he didn’t cheat.
#marriagecrisis #wtf #cheatingdrama #relationshiphell