P23. So, my girl begged me to let her hit up a bar with her friend, promising some live tunes and good vibes. She swore she’d be back by 11 PM, no later. Yeah, right. I couldn’t get a hold of her—texts ignored, calls straight to voicemail—until 3 AM. She finally stumbled in at dawn, looking like absolute hell: puke on her shirt, hair a damn mess, and guess what I found in her purse? A used freaking condom. Morning comes, she sleeps it off, and then has the nerve to mumble that it’s not hers, that her friend got railed by some random dude in the bar bathroom. What the hell do I do with this?

🌭-you’re wearing horns, kick her ass out
😐-buy her story
#cheatingdrama #relationshiphell #trustissues #wtf

Folks, I’m absolutely fucking floored. Six damn years with my husband, busting my ass at work while he lounges at home, supposedly “crafting beats.” I come home yesterday, and guess what? I catch this bastard jerking off in the bathroom... to a video of our ex-nanny! Mind you, I fired her ass a year ago for some shady-ass flirting with him.

I lost it, smashed his lip with a jar of pickles, and bolted to my friend’s place. Now he’s blowing up my phone, claiming it was “just a fantasy” and that nothing ever happened between them. What the actual hell?!

👍 - Kick his perverted ass to the curb!
😢 - Forgive him, but lay down some hardcore rules.
😐 - Shit happens, at least he didn’t cheat.
#marriagecrisis #wtf #cheatingdrama #relationshiphell

I've been dating this chick for half a year now, and lately, I’ve caught her hanging out way too much with some shady dude from her job. I confront her, like, "What the hell is this?" and she brushes it off with, "Chill, he’s just a friend, don’t flip out." Then yesterday, I swing by her workplace to pick her up, and what do I see? This creep has his arm around her waist, whispering sweet nothings in her ear like they’re in some damn romance flick. Should I storm over and start a freaking brawl right there, or play it cool and pretend I’m blind to this bullshit?

😐-Smash this guy’s face in
🤣-Give her a piece of my mind
👍-Just tell her to fuck off and dump her ass
#drama #cheating #relationshiphell #wtf

Man, this chick ain’t lifting a damn finger around the house! We’ve been shacked up for 2 years, and all she does is stuff her face, take dumps, and crash out. Quit her job too, whining about how they didn’t “value” her sorry ass. So now what? I’m stuck slaving at work and still gotta clean up this goddamn pigsty. Don’t even get me started on cooking—forget it. And sex? Fucking 1-2 times a week if I’m lucky, and even then, I gotta beg for it like a desperate mutt.

😐 - Eh, whatever, everyone’s stuck in this shitshow.
👍 - Dump her useless ass, why the hell keep her around?
#relationshiphell #lazyass #breakupnow #wtf