📌 Revolutionize Your Brand: Real-Time Perception Tracking with AI-Powered Sentiment Analysis

This is a submission for the AI Agents Challenge powered by n8n and Bright Data

What I Built
Right now, companies spend millions on agencies and PR firms that only scratch the surface of brand perception — and usually react after the fact👎.What’s missing is a clear, real-time picture ...

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Met this chick at a wild house party, ended up banging her brains out.
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.

Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!

I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf

I was chilling at home, blasting tanks in my game.
Suddenly, the door swings open—my old man struts in with the upstairs neighbor, a 40-year-old broad with an ass like a damn bulldozer. Mom’s out pulling a 24-hour shift, saving lives as a medic.
I figured, whatever, they’ll just sit, sip some tea, no biggie.
But 10 minutes later, I hear moans, loud-ass slapping, and my dad growling, “Get on your knees, bitch.”
I damn near choked on my mouse.
Stormed out, slammed the door—and later, he texts me: “Don’t snitch to your mother.”
What the actual fuck.
This is what they call family?
#familydrama #wtf #cheating #shocking

My mom banged my best friend, and I’m still reeling from the betrayal.
I’m 22, getting wasted with my buddy at my place. Mom comes home from work, and honestly, she looks damn fine for her age, not some worn-out hag.
I wake up the next morning—buddy’s gone, mom’s blushing like a schoolgirl, and as I stumble around the apartment, I spot a used condom in the trash.
Yeah, you guessed it.
They fucked while I was passed out in the next room.
I stormed out, plopped down on a bench, and realized—this isn’t life, it’s a goddamn porn parody of hell itself.
#betrayal #wtf #familydrama #mindblown

My drunken stepfather was a damn nightmare, terrorizing our family with his booze-fueled rampages. Sober, he’s alright, almost human. But when he’s smashed, holy hell—chasing the dog with a freaking angle grinder, waving a knife in my face, or smacking my sister around like she’s a punching bag. And then, in a glorious twist of karma, the bastard got wasted, stumbled, and fell right into an open sewer manhole. There he is, sprawled at the bottom with a busted leg, groaning like a wounded beast, while we’re up here pissing and shitting ourselves from laughter. And guess what? All that filth is raining down on him in torrents, a shitty waterfall of justice.

😂 - Hell yeah, serves him right!
😢 - Damn, you monsters, help the poor idiot!
#karma #familydrama #wtf #schadenfreude

Dude, the only action I got this whole damn summer was with a freaking watermelon, talk about a sad fuck! 😢
#epicfail #summerfail #desperate #wtf

📌 ChatGPT vs. My DIY Cleanup Script: Who Cleans Up Better?

Some time ago, while studying bash scripts, I tried to delve deeper into the topic and looked for more practice by solving any, even the smallest, tasks. One of these was a script that deletes temporary files, old dumps, folders node_modulesfrom long-forgotten projects. I found it the other day comp...

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So, this dude rolls up, we meet, take a stroll, everything’s chill, and I’m already thinking, “Yeah, I might just give him a shot.” But then, out of nowhere, this guy drops a bomb—he says I remind him of Xena, the Warrior Queen, or more like the actress who played her. And get this, he admits he had a raging hard-on for her as a kid and now he’s projecting that fantasy onto me. Like, what the actual fuck? That creeped me out big time, so now I’m straight-up ghosting his ass.

😢—Screw it, whatever.
🌭—Don’t shatter the poor guy’s wet dream, just bang him already.
#weirdvibes #creepyguys #ghosting #fantasydrama

One wild night at a house party, my buddy scored with this chick, and they sneaked off to a quiet corner for some action. She got down to business, taking him in her mouth, but here’s the kicker—dude hadn’t showered in two damn days. The moment she tasted that unwashed mess, her gag reflex kicked in hard, and she straight-up puked all over his junk. What a revolting disaster!
#nasty #partyfail #grossout #wtfmoment

My buddy borrowed 15 grand, swearing he’d pay me back “by Friday.” A week drags by, then another. He’s not ghosting me entirely, still picks up the phone, but it’s always the same bullshit: “Just wait, man, I’ll get it soon.” Now I’m torn—should I put the screws to him, or keep the peace? Hell, I could easily snag a microloan in his name with just a snap of his passport.

👍 - Screw it, take the loan, this asshole ain’t paying shit back.
😢 - Cut him some slack, at least he hasn’t vanished.
#deadbeat #moneytrouble #loandrama #friendshipfail

Alright, so I’m 21, not some hideous troll, got a decent figure, everything’s in place, and my rep is squeaky clean.

But today, holy shit, it hit me like a brick—I’m straight-up repelling guys, and I’ve got no damn clue why. Let me paint the picture for you. We’re chilling with a crew, vibes are casual, and somehow my friend and I end up crashing on a bed where this dude’s already sprawled out. Later, he dips to sleep in another room, but then comes back and slides in next to me. So, we’re just lying there, right? Then my friend strolls in, aiming to squeeze by the wall, but nope, she plops right in the middle. Next thing I know, this guy’s got his arms around her, and they’re out cold, cuddling like I’m invisible. I’m just lying there, feeling like a third wheel, until the mattress starts shaking and the bed creaks like a haunted house. Yeah, I got the hint—I’m the odd one out. So, I dragged my ass to another room to sleep off the humiliation.
#awkward #thirdwheel #rejection #fml

I met this chick, and damn, she’s fire. A couple of weeks in, I stumble upon her secret channel and OnlyFans page... Nothing illegal, but straight-up spicy content. She’s not even shy about it, just shrugs and says, “I don’t see the big deal, it’s a killer side hustle.” Meanwhile, my head’s a fucking mess over this.

👍 - If jealousy’s eating you alive and you can’t deal, just bounce. That’s a toxic spiral waiting to happen.
🌭 - Or roll with it, man. Join her and make some steamy content together.
#relationships #drama #spicycontent #modernlove

📌 Unleashing Creativity: The Story Behind 'When We're Together' Original Song

Melody: 😀 Human-made

Lyrics: 😀 Human-made

Music production: 😀 Human-made (I'm singing)

Cover art: 🤖 AI-made (OpenAI)

About the song
Here it is, the moment we all feared. That's right, this is the original song. I mean... it was meant a little bit as a cute joke, but the lyr...

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P22. I’ve completely lost my damn mind, haven’t had proper sex in over a year. Now I’m scouring Avito for gorgeous chicks selling their stuff, ordering shit like their worn heels, sniffing them like a freak, and jerking off to the scent.

What a pathetic fucking disgrace! 🖒
#desperate #weirdkinks #lonely #shameful

👉👈

Hey, folks! I’ve gotta spill the beans about my ex and get your raw, unfiltered takes on this shitshow. First time we got down and dirty, I was hit with a fuckin' shock—HER NIPPLES WERE HAIRY AS HELL! I mean, damn, I asked her to shave, and she did, no drama there. Her downstairs was decent enough, but holy fuck, the stench coming off it during sex was a straight-up nightmare. And don’t even get me started on the thick, yellow gunk always staining her panties... So, comrades, hit me with your thoughts:

🤣 - No biggie, girls can be like that sometimes
😐 - What the fuck, how did you even bang her...
#wtf #gross #relationships #nocensor

My buddy’s got a girl, just 19, and holy hell, her story’s a damn rollercoaster.

Get this: her dad was getting freaky with himself in the bathroom, rubbing one out like there’s no tomorrow. She strolls in for a shower right after, and boom, somehow she ends up knocked up. When she found out, her jaw hit the floor, and she spilled the beans to my friend. But here’s the kicker—my dude wasn’t even around when this baby-making madness went down!

Her mom, upon hearing this twisted tale, went full savage, laid into her husband with a fury that could shatter walls, and then just peaced out, leaving his sorry ass behind.
#wtf #familydrama #shocking #mindblown

Hey, I’ve scored a job at this wicked spot, a straight-up sex shop, hell yeah!
Just got some insane new toys in stock—fleshlights crafted from the intimate curves of absolute legends.
We’re talking Autumn Falls and Violet Myers, pure fire!
And damn, for the third shift running, I’ve been taking turns pounding them like there’s no tomorrow! 🤣
#sexshop #nsfw #wildtimes #adulttoys

My upstairs neighbor decided to play DJ at the ass-crack of midnight, blasting tunes like he owned the damn building. One, two, three times—I counted, fuming. So, I scrawled a note on his door, something like, “Bro, turn it the hell down.” Did he get the hint? Nah, dude was clueless. Next day, I cranked up my revenge game, hooked up my speakers to the ceiling, and unleashed four straight hours of a baby screaming bloody murder. Come morning, he storms down, face red, yelling, “What the fuck are you doing?!” Long story short, fists flew, and we went at it like alley cats.

🤣 - Damn, that’s savage, epic payback!
😐 - Bro, that’s too much, could’ve just talked it out like adults.
#revenge #neighborwars #savage #petty

📌 Snipper: The Ultimate Windows Screenshot Tool to Boost Your Productivity

If you use Windows daily, chances are you rely on screenshots more than you realize. Microsoft’s built-in Snipping Tool works in a pinch, but when you need speed, polish, and flexibility, it starts to fall short.That’s why I built Snipper — a lightweight screenshot app for Windows designed for...

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My girl went down for a freaking labubu, straight-up saying, "Screw it, 10 minutes of work and I don’t gotta shell out cash." Damn, got me thinking hard about some wild choices! 🤣

🌭 - Take that sucker like a champ
👍 - Don’t be a cheap hoe, why the hell you need this trash anyway?
#wildlife #boldmoves #nojudgment #wtf

Greetings from Tura, folks! We've got a wild one here, a woman whose nether regions ain’t just a gateway—they’re a damn interdimensional rift! She can handle a whole squad of ten rods at once without breaking a sweat. This chick beds married men like it’s her day job, then plays hide-and-seek with their raging wives, smirking all the way. 😜 She fakes innocence like a lamb, but honey, the wool’s pulled over nobody’s eyes.

Self-care? Nah, she’s allergic to it. Struts around reeking of neglect, with last week’s dinner crumbs rotting under her rolls. Her eyebrows? Sketched on with the stingiest pencil, thin as a damn broomstick. Ugly as sin, a straight-up hideous beast—yo, this shoutout’s for you, darling! 👋
#smalltowndrama #savagegossip #wildstories #nofilter

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Day 25. I’m slaving away at an order pickup spot when this raging bitch storms in, dragging her damn 20 dresses in an order, just 10 minutes before we shut down.
I straight-up refused her ass (hell yeah, I’ve got the right), and she slapped me with a 1-star review like a petty little snake.
Because of that, they docked me a 1.5k fine—peanuts, sure, but my 13-hour shift only pays 2k, so it stings like a motherfucker.
Next day, I’m on the metro, minding my own business, when I spot this absolute harpy.
Turns out, the universe is screwing with me—she’s heading to the same damn place as me.
As we exit the station, I let the door swing back with some serious force. Bam! Smashed her ugly nose right open.
So, what’s the verdict? Am I a total scumbag for this?

🌭 - Hell yeah, I did the right thing
🤣 - Nah, I’m a piece of shit
#pettyrevenge #savage #karmaisabitch #nosmash

P15. At the crack of dawn, 5 a.m. sharp, I stumbled out into the yard like a madman. Grabbed a shovel and tore into the earth, carving out a beast of a hole: a meter long, a meter wide, a meter deep. Sweat dripping, muscles screaming, I finally collapsed, exhausted, and passed out cold... only to wake up with no damn clue why the hell I did it.

admin: Probably buried the ghost of summer past, lol! 🤣
#weirdshit #randomacts #whatthehell #lostmymind

📌 🚀 Unlocking the Power Set: Master Subsets Pattern for Amazon Interviews (Day 10)

The Subsets Pattern is widely used in combinatorial problems where we need to explore all combinations, subsets, or decisions (take/not take).
Amazon often uses this to test recursion + backtracking + BFS/DFS skills.

🔑 When to Use Subsets Pattern?

Generate all subsets / combinations of a...

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So, I made a wild bet with the boys to trash a cop car, all for a measly case of beer.
Guess who had the last laugh? Only the damn judge.
They slapped me with a sentence, but luckily, it’s just probation.
Now I’m too scared to even step out of the house,
and to top it all off, my old man drank all the beer! 😢
#badbet #coptrouble #probationlife #beerloss

I’m grinding away as a delivery driver, and one day I pick up this stunning chick—total knockout, all polished and classy. We hit it off, chatting like old pals. Things felt smooth as hell, so we swapped digits and even grabbed coffee over the weekend.

Fast forward a couple of weeks, I’m hauling another order and, lo and behold, I roll up to her damn husband’s place. Dude’s all smiles, snatches the food, thanks me like I’m his best bud, and casually drops, “Gonna chill with the wifey and binge a show tonight.”

Now I’m stuck in this messed-up headspace. Do I spill the beans to this poor bastard or keep my trap shut? Part of me screams, “Mind your own damn business,” but the other half is raging—nothing pisses me off more than watching someone get played like a fool behind their back.

😐 - Stay out of it, live your own life
👍 - Lay it all out for the guy, he deserves the truth
#drama #betrayal #awkward #moraldilemma

P20. Alright, here’s the wild tale, so we were chilling with the boys in a steamy sauna, completely hammered, and somehow got the brilliant idea to call up some escorts. We ended up scamming one of the dudes into dropping 24k as a so-called deposit, even though we tried to talk his drunk ass out of it—but nah, he wired the cash anyway.

Here’s the kicker: we actually pulled it off. Two chicks showed up, but damn, one was ancient, and the other was a straight-up 130-kg beast.

Moral of the story? Hell, there ain’t one!
#wildnight #saunachaos #scamgonewrong #whatjusthappened

Dropped out of school, got no job, and straight-up lied to my folks, telling ‘em everything’s peachy. For a whole damn year, they’ve been wiring me cash—supposedly for tuition, rent, and grub. Hell, I even begged for a gym membership, but never set foot in the place. Instead, I’m just rotting away at home, chugging cheap booze and grinding Dota like a no-life degenerate. And the sickest part? I don’t even feel a shred of guilt. Nah, all I’m thinking about is how to squeeze more dough outta them with my next bullshit story...
#deadbeat #scammer #gamingaddict #shameless