The Chick Turned Out to Be a Total Fraud

So, I figured I’d hit up a sauna and get myself a hot piece of ass. Ordered one, expecting a damn goddess based on the pics, but holy shit, what showed up was some freaky hybrid—couldn’t tell if it was a dude or a trans chick. We barely got started, and I’m squinting at this thing, thinking, “Something’s seriously fucked here.” Turns out, my gut was right on the money. I slammed on the brakes, kicked that weird-ass creature to the curb, and swore off hiring whores for life. Lesson learned: don’t fall for those damn fake photos, folks!
#scammed #wtf #catfished #nightmare