D22. Thinking you’re safe from getting knocked up by letting it rip inside during your period? HAHAHA! Tell that to the clueless mom cradling her three-month-old son!
#mythbusted #unexpected #parentingfails #oops

So, I’ve been dating this guy for six months now. We haven’t gone all the way yet— I’m just not there, so we’ve been sticking to playful teasing and intimate caresses. Things got spicier when he discovered how much he loves grinding against me from behind while I’m on all fours. One day, he suggested finishing on my back, and I was game for it. But when the big moment arrived, somehow, with some wild twist of fate, he ended up releasing right into my mouth— while still behind me! So much for the “let’s aim for the back” plan!
#unexpected #intimacy #wtf #spicy

Let me spill a wild little tale that just unfolded recently.
My boyfriend and I were chilling at a friend’s place, rolling back home way past midnight. He crashed hard, snoring like a beast, while I was buzzing with restless energy. I figured, why not spark some heat? Started teasing him with soft touches, hoping he’d stir awake. Then I went all in, giving him head, but the dude didn’t even flinch. Thought he was faking it, playing possum. He rolled onto his back, I yanked off his boxers, and just straddled him, riding the wave. At some point, he even finished, still half in dreamland.

Come morning, I hit him with, “Yo, do you even remember last night’s action?”
And with the most innocent, wide-eyed look, he just shrugs. Fingers crossed we don’t end up with a surprise plus sign on a stick!
#wildnight #unexpected #risky #steamy

I’m crammed into a sweaty minibus, shoulder-to-shoulder with some old geezer, mindlessly scrolling through my VK feed to kill time. Suddenly, this grandpa whips out his ancient phone and starts flashing memes from his gallery like he’s some kinda internet guru. Most of them were stale as hell, total reruns, but I forced a chuckle just to keep the old man’s spirits up. Then, outta nowhere, his thumb slips, and boom—there’s a pair of tits on the screen, then another, followed by an ass, and, holy shit, a full-on pussy shot...

This dude’s still got game, damn!
Grandpa’s lost his freaking mind!
#unexpected #grandpashock #nsfw #wtf

📌 This Week in Cloud: Unexpected AWS Tour

Not every week is about shipping cool projects, sometimes it’s just about testing.
And this week? It was all about testing.I spent the week running through various LocalStack Pro sample apps to make sure everything worked as expected. What I didn’t expect was to get hands-on with a whole bunch o...

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