Hey, shame on you! I’ve been waiting to spill this for about 5 damn years. My tale is a wild one—back when I was a snot-nosed kid, I was up to no good, messing around with pure nonsense. In my hood, there was this ragged crew of street dwellers, a bunch of down-and-out bums. Me and my punk-ass friends, we’d roll up every single day just to torment them, laughing at their misery like it was our twisted playground.

And get this—one time, one of my dumbass buddies took it to a whole new level of fucked up. He shat right into an empty chip bag, sealed that nasty surprise, and chucked it straight into a poor bastard’s face. Splat! That’s my story, raw and unfiltered, straight from the gutter of my past.
#shamefulpast #streetlife #wtf #cringe

Shame? Oh, let me paint you a picture of pure humiliation. Back in my childhood, my own mother would blow up condoms—yes, freaking condoms—and hand them over to me as makeshift balloons to parade around the neighborhood. Can you even imagine the kind of nickname I was slapped with until 9th grade? Take a wild, dirty guess! 😢
#humiliation #childhoodtrauma #wtf #cringe

I’ve got a brother, just hit 20, and he’s still a virgin, believe it or not.
A few days back, this dude straight-up fucked a baked potato, skin and all,
and now his dick’s sprouting some weird-ass white spots. What the hell! 😂
#wtf #cringe #weirdshit #nsfw

I was absolutely floored when, right in the middle of getting pounded by my guy, his older brother barged into the room! My dude didn’t even flinch, just kept slamming into me from behind, pinning me against the couch, while his bro casually asked, “Yo, where the fuck is the laptop charger?” Total fucking humiliation, I’m mortified!
#awkward #wtf #embarrassment #cringe

Shame on my buddy for being so damn desperate to lose his virginity that he stooped to the lowest of lows. This dude, rejected by everyone, decided to proposition a homeless chick for a quick screw in exchange for a pack of smokes and a bottle of cheap vodka. He’s got the nerve to say, “Yo, she’s only 37, showed me her ID, total MILF material.”
Meanwhile, this so-called “MILF” looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet—more like 60, if we’re being real.
#desperate #wtf #cringe #noshaming

I met this dude on a dating site, and damn, we clicked hard—sparks flying both ways.
After a few days of texting, we jumped on Skype, and holy shit...
This guy had zero shame—strutting around in his boxers, digging for gold in his nose, letting farts rip like it’s a symphony,
and to top it all off, he wished me goodnight while chilling on the fucking toilet.
Am I missing something here? Is this the new “normal,” or is this guy just a complete fucking moron?!

😐 - Normal, I guess?
🤣 - Total moron!
#wtf #datingdisaster #cringe #whatiswrongwithpeople

Hey, what a damn disaster! I hooked up with this chick, and things were going hot and heavy! We crashed at my place to "watch a movie," got all over each other... I was feeling her up down low, but she’s rocking these high-waisted pants. She just took it at first, then snapped, losing her cool, and yelled, “Are you a friggin’ moron? You’re just messing with my belly button!”

I shot back with a smirk, “Babe, I can screw around with your navel some more if you’re into it.”

She got pissed as hell and stormed out!
#awkward #fail #savage #cringe

Hey Pozor, first time writing to ya.

Back in the day, I was in 3rd or 4th grade, something like that. There were about 5 of us in the class, and among us, this one absolute nutcase. Dude was unhinged—flashing us hardcore porn on his ancient flip phone, even showing off sleazy pics of his own mom in some scandalous poses. Yeah, you get the picture. So naturally, we made his life hell. We’d chuck his sneakers into the toilet, lock him in the locker room with the lights off, just proper savage stuff.

Then there was this one gym class. As usual, we’re messing around, kicking each other for laughs. We gang up on this dude, giving him the usual roughhousing. But after a while, something’s off—there’s this godawful stench. We get to the locker room, he drops his pants and underwear, and holy shit, it’s a disaster. He’d straight-up crapped himself. Absolute mess. After that epic humiliation, the guy just packed up and moved to some other backwater village.
#schoolmemories #wtf #cringe #savage

P19. Shame is when you’re racing home after work, desperate to make it because your guts are staging a violent revolt with explosive diarrhea. You collapse into a bus seat, pass out from sheer exhaustion, and—oh, the horror—shit yourself while you’re dreaming. That’s my story...👍
#embarrassment #epicfail #disaster #cringe

Just got back from the dentist, and they pumped me full of anesthetic—my entire face went numb, like I’d been slapped by a ghost. Stumbled out of there and dragged myself into a nearby café, craving a damn coffee. I flashed what I thought was a charming grin at the barista, only for her to recoil in sheer terror, like I was some kind of monster. Curious, I checked myself in the mirror—holy hell, my face was a drooling disaster, saliva coating everything, with a nasty string of spit dangling from my chin like some slimy snail trail.

Honestly, props to them for still serving me that coffee without puking on the counter!
#dentistdisaster #awkwardmoments #droolmess #cringe

Day 25. Got a tale about an old buddy of mine that’ll make you cringe and cackle. A bunch of us got together for a “classy” night of boozing—or, well, not so classy. Next morning, this absolute legend wakes up with a blank slate, no clue what went down. Turns out, the madman had been rolling around in God-knows-where, caked in filth, and the apartment? It reeked like a goddamn sewer. Why, you ask?

In the dead of night, half-asleep and still smashed, this genius felt nature’s call—the big one. In his drunken stupor, he somehow mistook a fancy-ass, top-dollar gaming chair (belonging to the host, no less) for the damn toilet. Yeah, he did his dirty deed right there, dumped a load on that poor chair, then just stumbled back to crash. Come morning, the horror show was revealed: shit was literally dripping down his legs, smeared across the bed, the floor, everywhere. It was a complete and utter shitstorm, folks. Absolute insanity! 🤣
#epicfail #drunkstories #wtf #shithappens

P20. So, yesterday I handed over my PC to my dumbass brother ‘cause he needed it for studying (some extra classes bullshit). Anyway, I was poking around on the computer later, decided to check my account balance, and holy shit—what do I see? A pathetic 11 rubles! I’m freaking the fuck out! I dive into the browser history, and this idiot has been flushing the cash I’ve been grinding for a car—20k straight to some trashy streamer chick with cringe-ass messages like “let’s date, babe.” On top of that, he dumped 120k into some shady online casino, lost every damn penny, and somehow racked up a 40k debt to boot. I’ve already dunked his sorry head in the village outhouse, and now I’m plotting what’s next. If you were me, what would you do?

🤣 - Dunk his head again for shits and giggles
😐 - Beat his ass and snitch to the parents
#familydrama #brothersucks #moneygone #wtf

Oh, look who decided to show up with their "constructive criticism" again! 🙄

Newsflash: we don’t give a flying fart in a hurricane what you think about us. Yeah, you heard that right. Your opinions? About as relevant as last week’s leftovers. If you’re gonna call us talentless, at least have the decency to be entertaining while doing it. But noooo, instead we get boring haters who probably couldn’t create anything worthwhile if their lives depended on it.

Here’s the deal: we’re here to do us , and if that means stumbling, failing, or creating things that make you cringe, so be it. At least we’re out here trying while you sit on your high horse judging everyone else. So keep your snarky comments and sour grapes to yourself—we’re too busy making magic (or at least attempting to) to care.

P.S. Still mad? Good. That just means we’re doing something right. ✨