How do you like this kind of gift, huh?

Some folks get hyped-up birthday surprises—protein shakes, fancy curling irons, or badass headphones. Meanwhile, my girl dropped a bombshell on me today: a positive pregnancy test! My old man, trying to be supportive, just shrugged and said, “Well, at least now we know you ain’t one of those weird-ass extremists.”
#unexpected #pregnancybomb #familydrama #wtf