The Wild Ride That Nearly Killed Grandpa

So, this chick was banging some random old geezer for cash—yeah, a legit 69-year-old fossil. Mid-thrust, his ticker decides to throw a damn tantrum. Heart attack city! She freaks, dials up the ambulance, playing the “concerned granddaughter” card—cause what the hell else do you say in that mess? Medics roll in, barely patch the old man up, and he’s wheezing out, “Oh, sweet Alina, after a fuck like that, I could die happy! Cash is on the nightstand, same as always.” The docs? They’re just standing there, jaws on the floor, probably questioning their entire career.
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