I’ve got this buddy who’s clearly starving for some female vibes in his life. So, I roll up to his place one day, just to kick back, you know, pure friendship mode. Everything’s chill—sipping tea, shooting the shit.
Then I figure I’ll grab a blanket from his closet. I swing the door open, and holy crap, something weird as hell tumbles out.
I take a closer look, and it’s a freaking “person” made outta pillows and sheets. Now, that alone ain’t the wildest thing. This dummy’s decked out in stockings, panties, and a damn bra. And get this—on its...