D23. Hey, shame on me, I need some raw advice. Should I keep the gifts and toys from my exes? I’ve piled up quite a stash from all my past flings, and I’m wondering if it’s totally lame to hold onto this sentimental crap.

👍 - Hell yeah, it’s cringe - toss that shit out or dump it at an orphanage!
🤣 - Keep it, who gives a damn!
#relationshipdrama #exmemories #cringeornot #letitgo

So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”

Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?

👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido

So, this chick is all hyped up about getting matching tattoos, you know, some cheesy “symbol of our eternal love” bullshit.
We’ve barely been shacking up for 2 months, and she’s already dreaming of ink.
Her boyfriend’s tossing out the idea of slapping “Together” on their wrists like it’s no big deal, while I’m over here freaking the fuck out.
And get this—she’s already got enough tattoos to cover a damn billboard!
Then he’s got the audacity to say, “Hey, it’s not forever. Worst case, we laser that shit off.”
What kind of half-assed, wishy-washy attitude is that toward something supposed to be “timeless”?

Should I even say yes to this madness?

😐 - Sure, why not
👍 - Fuck no, hard pass
#TattooRegret #LoveAndInk #baddecisions #relationshipdrama

P24. I've been shacking up with my chick for a year now. Things are solid, but she’s dead-set against tying the knot. She’s all like, “I’m good without that official bullshit.” Meanwhile, I’m over here dreaming of the whole package—wife, kids, white picket fence, the classic deal. She’s not pushing me, but I can’t shake the feeling we’re on totally different fucking paths. I’m hanging in there, but for how long? No damn clue. What’s your take, peeps?

😐-She’s fuckin’ weird, dump her ass and find someone normal
🤣-Dude, you’re a moron, enjoy the ride while you’re still young and free
#relationshipdrama #marriageissues #loveandconflict #lifechoices

Is it worth throwing punches over a chick? I’m straight-up thinking it’s absolute bullshit, but my girl’s got a different take. She’s like, “What if my ex rolls up outta nowhere and starts talking shit to you? What you gonna do then?” I’m just like, “Yo, y’all sort your own damn drama. What’s he gonna ‘come at me’ for? For what reason?” Long story short, she hit me with the “You’re weak as a man” line. Lmao, for real?

😐 - She’s got a point, I guess.
👍 - Dump her ass, no cap.
#relationshipdrama #manup #toxicvibes #wtf

Hey, everyone!

I threw out a wild idea as a joke, suggesting to my boyfriend that we order a call girl for some fun. To my shock, he didn’t even flinch—just nodded and started browsing options like he was picking out a damn pizza. My stomach churned with unease as I watched him scroll. Then, out of nowhere, he laughed it off with a casual “Nah, just kidding.” Now I’m stuck wondering what the hell to make of this. What’s your take?

👍 - He’s just messing around, matching my vibe.
🌭 - He was dead serious but chickened out, scared of the fallout.
#relationshipdrama #trustissues #wtf #mindgames

So, my chick dropped a bombshell on me, pushing for these so-called "open relationships." She laid it out raw: "Our love is ours, we share the household grind, but banging others on the side? Totally cool." I’m fucking floored, man, no clue how to even process this shit.

What the hell do I do, folks? This is some next-level messed-up drama. And get this—I'm the one shelling out most of the cash for groceries and rent, while she barely lifts a finger, cleaning once in a blue moon and throwing together a meal when she feels like it.

🌭 - Roll with it and see where this wild ride goes
👍 - Cut ties and get the hell out
😐 - Sit her ass down for a serious talk and lay down some hard-ass boundaries
#relationshipdrama #openrelationship #wtf #mindblown

Been shacked up with my girl for two damn years now. She’s hell-bent on popping out a kid "right this second," while I’m nowhere near ready—my wallet’s empty, and my head’s a mess. I lay it out straight for her, but she fires back with an ultimatum: "If you’re not in, we’re done. I’m not waiting around."
What the hell do I do?

😢 - Cave in, knowing damn well it’s the worst freaking timing
👍 - Stand my ground and watch her walk out
😐 - Stall like a pro, praying she flips her script
#relationshipdrama #lifechoices #babypressure #ultimatum

D23. Hey there! So, I’ve got a boyfriend, and here’s the wild-ass story of how shit went down. We were chilling with some Tuvans—y’know, those hardcore motherfuckers who don’t mess around. Anyway, we were partying hard by the lake, grilling up a storm with some shashlik. Hours later, I find out I’ve been scarfing down goddamn fried dog meat, not lamb like they told me. And guess what? My boyfriend fuckin’ knew all along...

😐-Eh, whatever, no big deal
👍-Dump his sorry ass
#cultureclash #wtf #foodshock #relationshipdrama

D28. So, my boyfriend just finished some fancy massage therapist course and now he’s hell-bent on making it his gig! At first, he swore up and down it’d just be dudes as clients, but nah, it’s a damn parade of chicks instead. He’s like, “Babe, what can I do? Girls just flock to massages more!” Shit, I’m burning with jealousy over here, what the hell do I do?

🌭-Lay down the law, it’s me or the massage racket!
👍-Suck it up and deal with it.
#jealousy #relationshipdrama #massagewoes #trustissues

I surprised my girl on her birthday with a lush bouquet and a pair of dainty earrings. She gave them a cold, dismissive glance and snapped, “These earrings are trash. I wanted a ring with a dazzling stone. Do you even give a damn about me?”

👍 - Time to ditch this ungrateful chick.
😐 - Just get her the damn ring she’s whining for.
#ungrateful #relationshipdrama #birthdayfail #savage

So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage

Hey everyone, I’m an 18-year-old chick with a dude I’ve been locked in with for three solid years. Shit’s been sweet—he’s caring, adorable, a total sweetheart, got all the good stuff going on. But lately, he’s been brainwashed by some dumbass blogger spewing absolute garbage about abstinence. He dropped the bomb on me: no sex for at least half a year! Meanwhile, I’m over here craving it raw, rough, and wild, like a damn animal, at least three times a day. What the hell do I do, fam?

🌭- Seduce his ass back to reality
👍- Suck it up and suffer
🤣- Lay it out that this abstinence crap is bullshit
😢- Hunt down someone else to satisfy the urge
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #abstinencebs #needadvice

I’ve been with my guy for a whole damn year, and shit just hit the fan. A couple of weeks ago, he was smashed up in a brutal car wreck. Docs dropped the bombshell—he’s got an 80% chance of being chained to a wheelchair for life, legs useless as dead wood. And now, get this, he’s trying to push me away, saying he doesn’t want to drag me down as his “burden.”

I’m fucking torn. My heart’s still his, but I can’t ignore the harsh truth—staying means my entire world gets flipped upside down. My parents are screaming at me to cut ties now, before I’m neck-deep in this mess.

What the hell would you do if you were me?

😐- Bail and save your own damn future
👍- Stick around, clinging to that 20% shot at a miracle
#heartbreak #toughchoices #lifealtering #relationshipdrama

Been shacking up with this dude for two damn years, and he still can’t get his head around my birthday. I’ve even set reminders for his sorry ass, dropped not-so-subtle hints, and straight-up told him. Then, the big day rolls around, he stumbles in from work—empty-handed, no flowers, no nothing. First thing outta his mouth? “Got anything to eat, babe?” I’m like, “Yo, do you even know what today is?” And he snaps back with, “Don’t fucking annoy me.” Later, he finally remembers it’s my birthday, but doesn’t even bother with a half-assed “congrats.” What the hell do I do with this guy? I’ve gone out of my way to celebrate his sorry ass with thoughtful gifts and sweet words, but this is how he repays me?

😐 - Screw it, forget his birthday too
👍 - Dump his ungrateful ass
😢 - Whatever, suck it up and deal
#relationshipdrama #birthdayblues #toxiclove #dump him

D22. This dude’s got the audacity to scroll through porn while I’m down there working my magic... like, seriously, he’s just craving some goddamn variety! He claims everything’s fine, but then tosses in a “why not?” and “what’s the big deal?” vibe. Meanwhile, I’m over here hating every second of it! What’s your take, folks?

😐-Total bullshit, especially with porn in the mix
🌭-Eh, it’s whatever, why make a fuss?
#relationshipdrama #wtf #awkward #nsfw

Let me lay it out raw and real: there’s this chick who’s got half the dudes in town drooling over her. She’s playing them like a damn fiddle, soaking up their attention and raking in gifts without giving a single thing back—well, not the thing they’re after, if you catch my drift. Here’s the kicker: that sly fox? She’s my girlfriend. So, I’m stuck wondering—do I keep riding this wild train, or jump off before it derails?

😂 - Bro, you’ve been wearing those horns for ages, dumbass
👍 - Nah, it’s all good, roll with it
#relationshipdrama #player #mindgames #savage

Been shacking up with my girl for nearly a year, but just found out she’s been sneaking off to crash at her ex’s place now and then. Her excuse? “We just sleep, babe, there’s history there, you wouldn’t get it.” Not cheating, she claims, but it makes my skin crawl with disgust.
What the hell do I do next?

👍- Dump her ass and don’t look back
🤣- Sit her down, keep my cool, and figure out what kind of twisted nonsense they’ve got going on
#relationshipdrama #cheatingornot #toxicvibes #whatnow

Hey, folks, listen up to this wild ride! I’ve been shacked up with my chick for a solid 7 years. Then, outta nowhere, I find out she’s been hitting the casino hard and blew through 500 grand. I let it slide, we moved on, even tied the damn knot. But hold on—fast forward a year after the wedding, and she drops a fuckin’ bombshell: she gambled away 4 million! Three mil in loans and another mil owed to buddies. I’m sitting here, totally lost on what the hell to do. Part of me wants to kick her ass to the curb, but damn, I feel bad—her life’s gonna crash and burn without me.

What’s the move here?
😐 - Stick it out, grind through the debts together
👍 - Tell her to fuck off and deal with her mess
#relationshipdrama #gamblingaddiction #financialruin #whatdoido

I used to think that a person’s body count didn’t matter—fuck it, it’s just history, right? But then I met this guy. Damn, he’s hot as hell, charismatic, a real catch… until I dug into his past. Turns out, he’s been screwing around like a rabbit since his teenage years, racking up partners like it’s a damn sport. When I found out, it hit me like a punch—I felt straight-up repulsed. Suddenly, he’s not this shiny new toy anymore; he feels like a used-up, worn-out piece of trash in my eyes.

Now I’m stuck wondering: what the fuck do I do?
#sexlife #relationshipdrama #judgment #wtf

I met this chick, and damn, things were fire at first.
Then, the bomb dropped—she’d been in a porno casting last year. Yeah, I dug up the vid.
She swore it was a dumb one-time mistake, never again.
But, fuck, in that clip, two dudes were straight-up railing her.
Now, I can’t unsee that shit. What the hell do I do?

😐— Kick this slut to the curb
🌭— Pound her senseless, then ghost her ass
#relationshipdrama #nsfw #mindfuck #whatnow