I'm a silver-tongued devil, able to charm my way out of any damn mess. I can talk the pants off anyone and slither out of the stickiest situations without a scratch. So, here's the wild tale: I ended up in bed with a chick who, unbeknownst to me, had a boyfriend. I was smashed outta my mind, and she conveniently forgot to mention her man. Woke up to find dude's stuff scattered around, and then the guy himself storms in. I braced for a punch to the face, but instead, I worked my magic with words. Next thing you know, we’re hunched over a chessboard, battling it out like old pals. Guess what? I checkmated his ass and walked away without a single bruise. That’s the power of a slick tongue, baby!
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