So, picture this: my first corporate bash, barely a week into the damn job. I got properly smashed, and some wild urge hit me to channel my inner movie star and dance on a bloody table. Up I go, shaking my ass like a fool, and—bam!—the damn thing collapses under me. Face-first into a bowl of salad, I’m a sodding mess, while the whole room loses it laughing. My boss, the cheeky bastard, whips out his phone to immortalize my humiliation. Next day, the company chat explodes with, “Nikita, you absolute legend!” alongside the video and a grinning emoji. I’ve lived it down, sorta, but the shame still gnaws at me like a stubborn rat.
Oh, and there’s another tale—banged the chubby 38-year-old accountant, what a riot! 🤣
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