So, I once dared to dive into the heart-pounding chaos of a horror quest, and there she was—a petite, wiry actress who looked like she could barely lift a feather. But damn, did she surprise me! With a savage grin, she flipped me over her hip like I was nothing but a ragdoll, and hell, I was hooked right then and there.

Determined to know more about this fierce little beast, I tracked her down through mutual contacts. We set up a meet, and I rolled up to pick her up that evening, adrenaline still buzzing from our first clash. But fuck, what a letdown—she turned out to be a gold-digging, nose-in-the-air snob. Talk about a crash and burn... or maybe, just maybe, I dodged a bullet.
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