Those left-bank bitches, man, they’re a whole different breed.

While I was away on a damn business trip, my wife straight-up gave my PlayStation to her little punk of a brother. Said he was bored, and why let it just sit there collecting dust, right? But wait, it gets better—she also had some random coworker crash at her place because, apparently, he had a “rough day.” They were supposedly kicking it, playing FIFA on my console, and then—get this—the dude ends up sleeping in the same bed as my wife. Yeah, I found out from her kid brother, of all people.
I hadn’t even finished God of War, so I snatched my console back, told her to go fuck herself, and now it’s divorce city, baby.
#cheatingdrama #divorcevibes #betrayal #fuckthis