Wish Everyone Had a Friend Like This

Word got out like wildfire in her driving school—she spilled the dirty little secret that sleeping with my instructor would guarantee a pass on the exam, thanks to his buddy inspector who’d look the other way. Now, my guy’s drowning in action, banging left and right, while these clueless chicks are shocked as hell when they still get slapped with a fail. The things you do for a bro, man!
#drivingschool #scandal #friendship #wildstories

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So, I figured I’d treat myself to a Tesla Sphere (for those clueless, it’s this badass glass orb with lightning bolts zapping inside, and if you drag your finger across the surface, the electric charge chases after it like a hungry beast). Anyway, I messed around with my hand for a bit, but damn, that got boring fast. So, I thought, why not spice things up and rub my dick on it? Big mistake. Next thing I know, I get a fucking electric shock right to the tip—zapped my junk good. Now, my cock won’t even twitch, not even for the nastiest porn out there. I’m freaking out, fam. What a disgrace. 😢
#wtf #fail #shocked #dumbass

Just now, while I was scrubbing my teeth, my chick dropped a bombshell—she confessed to using my damn toothbrush to pleasure herself in the most unthinkable way. I’m done talking to that freak for good.
#wtf #disgusting #breakup #shocked