D21. Whenever I’ve gotta handle the big business, I clean up in the sink afterward—it's at just the right height for me, pure convenience. I turn my back, keep it classy, and take care of things with finesse.

So, there I am one day, rinsing off as usual... when my dearest husband barges into the bathroom. He just stares, silent, with a face that screams he’s about to drop a damn TED Talk on me.

He stands there for a good ten seconds, then, with the most stone-cold serious expression, lays into me:
- So, when I wanna take a leak in the sink, it’s all ‘ew, honey, that’s gross and unsanitary.’ But when you’re parking your ASS in there, that’s somehow fine?! What the hell is our hygiene policy around here?!
#bathroomdrama #hygienehypocrisy #marriedlife #wtf