P20. Even now, when I’m jolted awake by a goddamn nightmare, I haul ass to my mom’s bed and crawl in, ‘cause I’m scared shitless!
#nightmares #scaredshitless #momssafehaven #fuckingterrified

My buddy once got so hammered that he barfed right into his vodka glass—and then, without a second thought, chugged it down like a savage.

Another wild story with this legend happened when we rented a house for a night. Upstairs, there was a hot tub, and the four of us piled in, vibing hard, already buzzed out of our minds.
Out of nowhere, this dude just hurls—straight onto some poor guy’s back. No one gave a damn, though. The guy rinsed off under the shower, we drained the nasty water from the tub, and kept the party raging.
Come morning, the hot tub was a freaking horror show. All the junk he’d been scarfing down with his booze was caked and dried onto the sides. And the stench? Holy hell, it was something outta nightmares—indescribable filth.
#drunkstories #wtf #partygonewrong #epicfail